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“Hey, man, thanks 256.” Expressions of gratitude (or not) in Jumrol

2020.04.27 03:09 SkyBS “Hey, man, thanks 256.” Expressions of gratitude (or not) in Jumrol

Firstly, this whole scheme I am going to describe was inspired by a Demetri Martin joke about saying thanks (in English, naturally):
You can say thanks, and you can say thanks a million, but any number in between? Uh-uh. “Hey, man, thanks 256.” “What?” “Yeah, you gave me a ride. That’s not worth a million. You know what? 255 for questioning me. Keep it up, stupid. We’re headed for thanks 0, and that’s no thanks."
This whole thing got me thinking, what if a language did use "a number in between one and a million" for other expression of thanks? The more I thought about it, the more I felt it worked in my conlang, so I created some fitting expressions. I don't mean to say that in my conlang, Jumrol, that you could literally say any number and it would value your level of gratitude, e.g. "thanks 256", but rather I have five examples where each number encodes a specific meaning, a couple of which shining some cultural light on its speakers.
Example one:
Akru vul / ɑkɾʊ vʊl / one.hundred.million debt / Thanks a million
Here's the Jumrol equivalent of "thanks a million" or perhaps mille grazie. It is the most generic and most common of these examples.
Example two:
Flosho vul / 'flɔʃɔ vʊl / one.hundred.thousand debt / Thanks for everything
The number flosho (one hundred thousand) is used generally to describe a 'whole variety of things,' much like how 'myriad' (technically the English number ten thousand) is used to mean a very large number of things. Flosho vul and akru vul are not just variations on the same expression however. Flosho vul is like "thanks for various things you have done over time" and akru vul points to gratitude for a specific deed.
Example three:
Nōstīk vul / nɔ:s'ti:k vʊl / ninety debt / Thanks (for the gift)
This phrase is ultra common. It is what you say when accepting a gift. Always. Aside from some trivia-loving outliers, Jumrol speakers would have no idea where it comes from. The popular belief among those who say they know is that it dates back to a 500-year-old story of when an emissary from the Unggan Empire brought 90 gifts to a leader in the southern regions in an attempt to unify the north and south. Whether this story has any validity is questionable though, as there are varying accounts of how many gifts were sent, or if the story is true at all.
Example four:
Reko vul / 'ɾækɔ vʊl / six.GEN debt / Thanks (for your input)
This one is pretty rare. You won't hear a fishmonger or some lay person using it. You may however hear some oligarchs or an esteemed erudite using it. Science and education are of utmost importance in Jumrol society and the number six is strongly connected to this. It refers the six great universities that anyone who is anyone attends. Think the Ivy League but even more iconic as an institution. The number six is associated learning, so reko vul can also mean "thanks for your insight/expertise."
Example five:
Viro vul / 'viɾɔ vʊl / two.GEN debt / Thanks (sarcastic)
This one is pretty simple. What ever the person you are talking to did it was only worth two thanks, or really zero thanks, which is what you are actually offering.
Some other basic expressions are vulru "thank you" or simply vru "thanks" (inf.) Unfortunately, "256 thanks" still means nothing.
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2019.07.30 02:28 Vegerot List of Joe Rogan Experience Guests by appearances (from /r/joerogan)

Hey, guys. First time posting here. I was watching an episode of the JRE recently and wondered who was the most frequent guest on the show. Joey Diaz? Tom Segura? Eddie Bravo? I tried looking it up and found this post a few years ago by jsfly, but couldn't find anything recently. Additionally, I wasn't sure how he came across his information, but it appeared to be a very laborious process.
So, instead of spending an hour tallying each guest from #1325 to #1, I spent four hours writing a code that will do it for me. This has the advantage of (once I wrote it) being much faster, and the fact that this can be run at any point in the future, so there can always be an up-to-date list of podcast guests.
Without any further ado, from over 700 guests across almost 1400 podcasts, here are the most frequent guests on the Joe Rogan Experience: ​

Guest Appearances
Joey Diaz 41
Duncan Trussell 40
Bryan Callen 39
Ari Shaffir 36
Brian Redban 35
Eddie Bravo 33
Brendan Schaub 27
Tom Segura 26
Bert Kreischer 19
Greg Fitzsimmons 15
Aubrey Marcus 14
Tony Hinchcliffe 13
Tom Papa 13
Christopher Ryan 10
Dom Irrera 10
Daniele Bolelli 9
Cameron Hanes 9
Graham Hancock 8
Abby Martin 8
Bill Burr 8
Sam Harris 8
Steven Rinella 8
Dr. Rhonda Patrick 8
Shane Smith 7
Justin Wren 7
Neal Brennan 7
Joey "CoCo" Diaz 7
David Seaman 6
Josh Zepps 6
Honey Honey 6
Doug Stanhope 6
Bas Rutten 6
Mike Baker 6
Gad Saad 6
Jordan Peterson 6
Christina Pazsitzky 6
Andrew Santino 6
Randall Carlson 5
John Heffron 5
Everlast 5
Jr. 5
Lewis 5
Whitney Cummings 5
Josh Barnett 5
Kevin Smith 5
Jim Norton 5
TJ Dillashaw 5
Ian Edwards 5
Sam Tripoli 5
Russell Peters 5
from Unbox Therapy 5
Michael Shermer 5
Maynard James Keenan 4
Dave Rubin 4
Tait Fletcher 4
Andrew Dice Clay 4
Bret Weinstein 4
Duane Ludwig 4
Steve Maxwell 4
Amy Schumer 4
Kevin Pereira 4
Dave Attell 4
Joe Schilling 4
Eddie Huang 4
Theo Von 4
Dan Carlin 4
Dennis McKenna 4
Dr. Mark Gordon 4
Freddy Lockhart 4
Andreas Antonopoulos 4
Hannibal Buress 4
John Dudley 4
Adam Carolla 4
Moshe Kasher 3
Yves Edwards 3
David Choe 3
Thaddeus Russell 3
Steven Crowder 3
Michael Malice 3
Sturgill Simpson 3
Andy Stumpf 3
Robin Black 3
Matt Farah 3
Matt Fulchiron 3
Peter Schiff 3
Jeff Novitzky 3
Dave Asprey 3
Brendon Walsh 3
Rory Albanese 3
Eric Weinstein 3
Adam Greentree 3
Chris Bell 3
Bobcat Goldthwait 3
Doug Benson 3
Eddie Ifft 3
Stefan Molyneux 3
Russell Brand 3
Nick DiPaolo 3
Steve-O 3
Vinny Shoreman 3
Phil Demers 3
Remi Warren 3
Jamie Kilstein 3
Ben Greenfield 3
Owen Benjamin 3
Mayhem Miller 3
Chris Kresser 3
Daniel Pinchbeck 3
Al Madrigal 3
Michael Schiavello 3
Iliza Shlesinger 3
Brian Regan 2
Gary Taubes 2
Johann Hari 2
Jocko Willink 2
Tim Ferriss 2
Dave Smith 2
"Freeway" Rick Ross 2
Dave Foley 2
Crash 2
Jimmy Dore 2
Bud Brutsman 2
Kurt Metzger 2
Rick Doblin 2
Kyle Kulinski 2
Adam Scorgie 2
Ben O'Brien 2
Todd Glass 2
Alex Honnold 2
Trevor Valle 2
John Wayne Parr 2
Natasha Leggero 2
B-Real 2
Andrew Marr 2
Ron White 2
Billy Corben 2
Peter Boghossian 2
Scott Sigler 2
Immortal Technique 2
Kyle Kingsbury 2
Tim Kennedy 2
Philip DeFranco 2
TJ Kirk 2
PhD 2
Bruce Lipton PHD 2
David Lee Roth 2
Michael Ruppert 2
Reggie Watts 2
Mike Dolce 2
W. Kamau Bell 2
Jon Ronson 2
Louis Theroux 2
Jason Silva 2
Anthony Cumia 2
Milo Yiannopoulos 2
Jack Dorsey 2
Chris Aubrey Marcus 2
Tim Pool 2
Ben Shapiro 2
Wim Hof 2
Neil deGrasse Tyson 2
from Float Lab 2
Tommy Chong 2
Josh McDermitt 2
Fight Recap 2
Ian McCall 2
Mark 2
Lex Fridman 2
Robb Wolf 2
Ricky Schroder 2
Shooter Jennings 2
Dr. Carl Hart 2
Colin Moriarty 2
Jeff Ross 2
Sean Carroll 2
Ms. Pat 2
Kevin Lee 2
C.T. Fletcher 2
Donald Cerrone 2
Alex Ross 2
EverLast 2
Alonzo Bodden 2
Gaston Bolanos 2
Henry Rollins 2
Enson Inoue 2
Wheeler Walker 2
Jim Jefferies 2
Brian Cox 2
Andrew Schulz 2
Dan Doty 2
Dan Harris 2
John Anthony West 2
Hamilton Morris 2
Dom D'Agostino 2
Sebastian Junger 2
Jim Breuer 2
Big Jay Oakerson 2
Rich Vos 2
Jeremy Stephens 2
David Goggins 2
Roseanne Barr 2
Gavin McInnes 2
Chris D'Elia 2
Ana Kasparian 2
Sebastian Maniscalco 2
Fight Companion ? 2
Chael Sonnen 2
Rich Roll 2
Alex Grey 2
Shane Dorian 2
Doug Duren 2
Tulsi Gabbard 2
Christina P 2
Greg Proops 2
Amber Lyon 2
Esther Ku 1
Jesse Itzler 1
John McAfee 1
Adam Frank 1
Leah Remini 1
John Kavanagh 1
Byron Bowers 1
Steve Rinella 1
Jenny Johnson 1
Steve Rannazzisi 1
Alex Jones 1
Dan Peña 1
Jon Christofaris 1
Colion Noir 1
Tom Rhodes 1
Melissa Etheridge 1
Steve Hilton 1
Morgan Murphy 1
Sargon of Akkad 1
Mac Danzig 1
CES Review with Young Jamie 1
Public Service Announcement 1
Alexander Gustafsson 1
Michelle Waterson 1
Jim Shockey 1
Jane McGonigal 1
Cara Santamaria 1
Rupert Sheldrake 1
iPhones 1
Killer Mike 1
"Big" Jay Oakerson 1
Dr. Peter Duesberg 1
Kip Andersen 1
Neil Degrasse Tyson 1
NotGay Jared 1
Jim Gaffigan 1
Cam Edwards 1
Sean O'Malley 1
Dr. Duncan French 1
James Hetfield 1
London Real 1
Shane Mauss 1
Freeway Rick Ross 1
Gino 1
Shirley Manson 1
Courtney Dauwalter 1
Alexis Ohanian 1
Dr. Jeff Meldrum 1
Nick Di Paolo 1
Dr. Cornel West 1
Michael Wood 1
Philip Coppens 1
Bows 1
Michael Hunter 1
Henry Cejudo 1
Maz Jobrani 1
Bob Lazar 1
Steve Hofstetter 1
Julie Kedzie 1
Joe List 1
Magnus Walker 1
Jake "The Snake" Roberts 1
Rafinha Bastos 1
Matt Brown 1
Pot Debate - Alex Berenson 1
Corey Anderson 1
Michael Chandler 1
Joe Quirk 1
James Kingston 1
Michael Scott Moore 1
Ryan Callaghan 1
Eddie Pepitone 1
Michael Yo 1
Justin Brown 1
Judah Friedlander 1
Mel Gibson 1
Timothy Denevi 1
Twitter Q 1
Lennox Lewis 1
Dr. Ben Goertzel 1
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Pauly Shore 1
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Steven Tyler 1
Tom DeLonge 1
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Candice Thompson 1
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TJ English 1
Pantelis 1
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DEADMAU5 1
Artie Lange 1
Will MacAskill 1
Cmdr. Chris Hadfield 1
Miesha Tate 1
Jonathan Haidt 1
Action Bronson 1
Urijah Faber 1
Sober October 2 Recap 1
Douglas Rushkoff 1
Jeremy Corbell 1
Scott Eastwood 1
Shannon Briggs 1
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#WhoIsFat Weigh-in - Day 2 1
Ron Finley 1
Matt Taibbi 1
Paul Stanley 1
Joey Diaz Re-Upload 1
George Lockhart 1
Steven Pressfield 1
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2019.07.30 02:02 Vegerot Most Frequent Guests on JRE

Hey, guys. First time posting here. I was watching an episode of the JRE recently and wondered who was the most frequent guest on the show. Joey Diaz? Tom Segura? Eddie Bravo? I tried looking it up and found this post a few years ago by jsfly, but couldn't find anything recently. Additionally, I wasn't sure how he came across his information, but it appeared to be a very laborious process.
So, instead of spending an hour tallying each guest from #1325 to #1, I spent four hours writing a code that will do it for me. This has the advantage of (once I wrote it) being much faster, and the fact that this can be run at any point in the future, so there can always be an up-to-date list of podcast guests.
Without any further ado, from over 700 guests across almost 1400 podcasts, here are the most frequent guests on the Joe Rogan Experience: ​

Guest Appearances
Joey Diaz 41
Duncan Trussell 40
Bryan Callen 39
Ari Shaffir 36
Brian Redban 35
Eddie Bravo 33
Brendan Schaub 27
Tom Segura 26
Bert Kreischer 19
Greg Fitzsimmons 15
Aubrey Marcus 14
Tony Hinchcliffe 13
Tom Papa 13
Christopher Ryan 10
Dom Irrera 10
Daniele Bolelli 9
Cameron Hanes 9
Graham Hancock 8
Abby Martin 8
Bill Burr 8
Sam Harris 8
Steven Rinella 8
Dr. Rhonda Patrick 8
Shane Smith 7
Justin Wren 7
Neal Brennan 7
Joey "CoCo" Diaz 7
David Seaman 6
Josh Zepps 6
Honey Honey 6
Doug Stanhope 6
Bas Rutten 6
Mike Baker 6
Gad Saad 6
Jordan Peterson 6
Christina Pazsitzky 6
Andrew Santino 6
Randall Carlson 5
John Heffron 5
Everlast 5
Jr. 5
Lewis 5
Whitney Cummings 5
Josh Barnett 5
Kevin Smith 5
Jim Norton 5
TJ Dillashaw 5
Ian Edwards 5
Sam Tripoli 5
Russell Peters 5
from Unbox Therapy 5
Michael Shermer 5
Maynard James Keenan 4
Dave Rubin 4
Tait Fletcher 4
Andrew Dice Clay 4
Bret Weinstein 4
Duane Ludwig 4
Steve Maxwell 4
Amy Schumer 4
Kevin Pereira 4
Dave Attell 4
Joe Schilling 4
Eddie Huang 4
Theo Von 4
Dan Carlin 4
Dennis McKenna 4
Dr. Mark Gordon 4
Freddy Lockhart 4
Andreas Antonopoulos 4
Hannibal Buress 4
John Dudley 4
Adam Carolla 4
Moshe Kasher 3
Yves Edwards 3
David Choe 3
Thaddeus Russell 3
Steven Crowder 3
Michael Malice 3
Sturgill Simpson 3
Andy Stumpf 3
Robin Black 3
Matt Farah 3
Matt Fulchiron 3
Peter Schiff 3
Jeff Novitzky 3
Dave Asprey 3
Brendon Walsh 3
Rory Albanese 3
Eric Weinstein 3
Adam Greentree 3
Chris Bell 3
Bobcat Goldthwait 3
Doug Benson 3
Eddie Ifft 3
Stefan Molyneux 3
Russell Brand 3
Nick DiPaolo 3
Steve-O 3
Vinny Shoreman 3
Phil Demers 3
Remi Warren 3
Jamie Kilstein 3
Ben Greenfield 3
Owen Benjamin 3
Mayhem Miller 3
Chris Kresser 3
Daniel Pinchbeck 3
Al Madrigal 3
Michael Schiavello 3
Iliza Shlesinger 3
Brian Regan 2
Gary Taubes 2
Johann Hari 2
Jocko Willink 2
Tim Ferriss 2
Dave Smith 2
"Freeway" Rick Ross 2
Dave Foley 2
Crash 2
Jimmy Dore 2
Bud Brutsman 2
Kurt Metzger 2
Rick Doblin 2
Kyle Kulinski 2
Adam Scorgie 2
Ben O'Brien 2
Todd Glass 2
Alex Honnold 2
Trevor Valle 2
John Wayne Parr 2
Natasha Leggero 2
B-Real 2
Andrew Marr 2
Ron White 2
Billy Corben 2
Peter Boghossian 2
Scott Sigler 2
Immortal Technique 2
Kyle Kingsbury 2
Tim Kennedy 2
Philip DeFranco 2
TJ Kirk 2
PhD 2
Bruce Lipton PHD 2
David Lee Roth 2
Michael Ruppert 2
Reggie Watts 2
Mike Dolce 2
W. Kamau Bell 2
Jon Ronson 2
Louis Theroux 2
Jason Silva 2
Anthony Cumia 2
Milo Yiannopoulos 2
Jack Dorsey 2
Chris Aubrey Marcus 2
Tim Pool 2
Ben Shapiro 2
Wim Hof 2
Neil deGrasse Tyson 2
from Float Lab 2
Tommy Chong 2
Josh McDermitt 2
Fight Recap 2
Ian McCall 2
Mark 2
Lex Fridman 2
Robb Wolf 2
Ricky Schroder 2
Shooter Jennings 2
Dr. Carl Hart 2
Colin Moriarty 2
Jeff Ross 2
Sean Carroll 2
Ms. Pat 2
Kevin Lee 2
C.T. Fletcher 2
Donald Cerrone 2
Alex Ross 2
EverLast 2
Alonzo Bodden 2
Gaston Bolanos 2
Henry Rollins 2
Enson Inoue 2
Wheeler Walker 2
Jim Jefferies 2
Brian Cox 2
Andrew Schulz 2
Dan Doty 2
Dan Harris 2
John Anthony West 2
Hamilton Morris 2
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Edit: I was thinking while writing this code if Jordan Peterson's conjecture that in any creative work "The square root of the number of people have 50% of the results" applies to JRE guests. So I calculated it and found that, in fact, the top square root percent of guests have almost 40% of all the appearances.
That's really cool! That even though Joe has had hundreds of guests, just a few make up almost half the people on the show. Very interesting
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2019.06.21 14:07 apathymonger Comedy Bang Bang Relisten: Episode #190 - You Know What I Mean? (Demetri Martin, James Adomian, Pamela Murphy)

Did you ever notice that Demetri Martin has never been on Comedy Bang Bang? Well Demetri is here in studio to tell us about growing up in the Jersey Shore, gift giving, and how he celebrates the holidays. Don’t you hate it when the ghost of Orson Welles appears to warn us about the end of the world? At least stand up comedian Nancy Cooper drops by to cheer us up with some of her observational jokes. You know what I mean? Woof Woof!
Original air date: December 10, 2012
Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/comedy-bang-bang-the-podcast-55056/e/45739752
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2019.05.20 10:44 Its6Just6A6Story Invited himself to movie when I was 19, turned out he was 30.

Heads up, My editing and writing skills aren't great.
Okay so really this whole event was mostly chats from this guy complaining and hinting/demanding I should sleep with him. I've debated just posting the facebook message timelines but its been a few years since I bailed out of all of this and I'm still embarrassed I put up with all of this for so long. I was nineteen and hadn't heard of Neckbeards so I didn't know threatening to kill yourself was a 'common(ish)' Neackbeard tactic.
This was one of the first situations I had to deal with.
I grew up in a tiny town so I went to high school in the small town next door. That high school had kids from 4 different villages and my graduating class was about 150 kids. So we kind of know everyone in these towns but often just by face.
So i'm home for a few weeks from college and getting a oil change so I walk to the only store to get snacks and wait. I'm sitting on a bench out front and A guy I recognized from around town and as a bagger and cart pusher spots me and I see him head my way. Now I'm instantly unconformable, I've always been chubby with features that are okay at best. I went on two friend dates in high-school but never dated and never really felt like I needed too. It did mean, however, that I was always out of my zone when people did try to flirt.
This guy, who I'll call Demetri based on him looking like Demetri Martin but with a scraggly brown bowl cut and large square glasses. He was tall and thin but he always seemed to hunch a bit. He walked up to me and stood there for a bit and then made awkward small talk before he told me I was pretty. I said thanks and said I had to get back to my car. He asked for my name before I left and sure enough when I got home I had a Facebook Friend request and a message telling me I really was pretty.
This quickly transitions to him asking me out and I was happy to say I was back in 'College Town' and apparently that's okay since he doesn't have much money because everyone in the world is against him. I had no reason really (or so I thought) not to at least chat with him occasionally on Facebook. This leads to the following chat conversation.
D: "I really want to do something with you but my hours were cut."
Me: "That's fine, Life is spendy and its the holidays."
D: "Come on over to my house and watch some of my new movies with me."
Me: "Haha No, I'm going to go see the Hobbit today."
D: "Hey"
D:"You're gonna go see the hobbit today?"
D: "With who?"
D: "Are you in town?"
D:"Cause I want to come along."
D:"I can spare up to 20$, I figured that much out yesterday,"
Me:"I'm going with my parents, I'm trying to take my mind off my surgery tomorrow so I asked my family to go with me.
(I thought this would be a solid shut down.)
D:"Can I come with?"
D:"Its at 6pm"
(There was a break while I tried to think of what to say)
Me:"Sorry I was off Facebook because I had too many tabs open."
D:"your fine"
D:"I am going to pay your way ok."
D:"I can afford it. I was looking at my finances yesterday and forgot to tell you I can afford it.
(I couldn't think of a real reason to say no although I really wish I had.)
Me: "I popped Upstairs to ask my mom if thats okay and she said if you want to tag along that chill. We're going to the 6pm showing, no sure who all in my family will be coming but for sure me and my mom.
Me: "And no, I'll pay my own way. I have money from family and if there is a emergency you should have some in reserve.
D: "Okay I will be ready by 5:30"
Me: "We might be a little late, you can just go in without us."
D: "okay thats fine."
D:"Well I can wait."
Me: "My Dads coming now too. Can't wait for Martin Freeman. Might have some siblings come with."
D:" My Address is XXX West XXX South in Hometown."
D: "Apt 2"
Me: "Okay, are we picking you up?"
Me:"You don't have a ride?"
D: "If you want to I can walk."
Me:".....Do you need a ride?"
D: "Yes"
D:"I am going to get ready now.
Me:"Okay I don't have internet on my phone so I'll let you know when we leave."
D:" Okay I will watch for you with the porch light on."

What happened next is still in memory as hours of awkward,
Me and my parents got in my Dads car and went and picked him up. He came to the car and tried to open the door that was my moms seat(I still don't know why.) I leaned over and rolled down the backseat window and told him to get in the back. We start heading to the theater and my mom tries to do the mom thing and asks if we knew each other from highschool. I was 19 and had graduated the year before.
Me: "Ummmm I think you were a senior when I was a Freshman?"
D: "I don't think so, I'm class of 2003"
Me: "...So you're.......30?"
D:"Yeah"
The care ride was dead quiet the rest of the way and it only got weirder.
We get there and my dad, who is a quiet guy anyway but is radiating unhappiness pointedly buys three tickets for Himself mom and me. I figure that's fine since Demetri was on his own anyway. I then watch him buy natchos and walk into the theater with no ticket. I have no idea if I thought Dad bought him a ticket. Anyway I watched the movie and I don't remember other specifics really. I think he must have asked me something or out in some way.
There was already a message waiting for me when I got home.
D:"That was a good movie."
Me: "The best, I love Tolkin."
D:"Yeah Really good."
Me: "You should watch the first one, its really good,"
D:"I will, want to watch it with me."
Me: "I'm getting my wisdom teeth out tomorrow, remember?"
D":I mean when I get it."
Keep in mind I'm young but not that stupid so I decide to cut to the point."
Me:" Do you want a relationship, is that where this is going?"
D:"I upset you didn't I?"
Me: "No I'm not that sensitive, it was a good movie. But I live far away and I have a policy to just lay things out."
D:"Thats fine."
D:"I don't want to push you into anything."
D:"I was just worried I sounded too forward."
Me: "That fine, its just I'm 19 and that's a bit of a age difference. I'm not really looking to be in a relationship and I don't want to false advertise."
D:"Don't get me wrong I wouldn't mind having a relationship with you."
D:"I just thought I went too far."
D:"But I really like you, I don't want to push you into a situation." (This proved to be bullshit later.")
What follows is him trying to invite himself to my surgery and push his dentist on me. Anyway There's a lot more, sorry if this was boring. It just stands out to me as so weird. The next time I met him was because He said he'd kill himself If I didn't. I'll see about posting some screenshots of some this train wreck if anyone wants to see how bad this got.
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2019.01.16 16:39 tulsanewsbot What's happening around town (Wed, Jan 16th - Tue, Jan 22nd)

Tulsa's event list.

Ongoing

  • Albert Bierstadt: Witness to a Changing West Exhibit (The Gilcrease Museum - Tulsa) Thru Sun, Feb 10th Explore the latest exhibit on display at the Gilcrease Museum in Tulsa, featuring artist Albert Bierstadt. Wander through…
  • The Art of George Rodrigue: Shiny Happy Blue Dog (Sand Springs) Thru Sun, Feb 17th Originally inspired by George Rodrigue’s paintings for children’s hospitals, the works within this exhibition are drawn…
  • Beauty & the Beast (Tulsa Performing Art Center - Tulsa) Thru Sun, Feb 3rd Theatre Tulsa presents "Beauty & the Beast" at the Tulsa Performing Arts Center. Hear music by Alan…

Wednesday, Jan 16th

  • Bloom. (MA) ///// My Heart and Live///Ben Quad (Chimera Cafe - Tulsa) Start Time: 6:00pm
  • Chili Bowl Nationals (Expo Square - Tulsa) Thru Sat, Jan 19th The Lucas Oil Chili Bowl Nationals at Tulsa Expo Square's River Spirit Expo is an annual competition for Midget Sprint…
  • The Conciliation Series (January Installment Opening) Artwork by Elizabeth Henley & Nicole Donis (Black Wall Street Theatre - Tulsa) Thru Sun, Jan 20th Start Time: 11:00am
  • Free Coworking Day (36 Degrees North - Tulsa) Start Time: 8:00am
  • Gray Matters by Todd Sparks (Chrysalis Salon & Spa - Tulsa) Thru Sun, Jan 20th Start Time: 12:00pm
  • Hello, Penumbra: A Tulsa Artist Fellowship and Living Arts’ Curatorial Partnership (Hardesty Arts Center (AHHA) - Tulsa) Thru Fri, Jan 18th Start Time: 12:00pm
  • 🏆 Tulsa Hurricane Athletics: Rumble In The Reynolds vs. UConn (Reynolds Center - Tulsa) Start Time: 6:00pm Tulsa Men's Basketball vs. UConn Wednesday Jan. 11 6:00PM Tipoff Rumble in the Reynolds Center GAME DAY HIGHLIGHTS ⚡️ Pro Wrestling Night
  • IRS Red Flags for 2019 Tax Prep (36 Degrees North - Tulsa) Start Time: 11:30am
  • Jason Wilson, ‘Hardline’ (Mainline - Tulsa) Thru Sat, Jan 19th Start Time: 4:00pm
  • Jason Wilson, ‘Hardline’ (Mainline - Tulsa) Thru Sat, Jan 19th Start Time: 8:00pm
  • Local Wednesday (Inner Circle Vodka Bar - Tulsa) Start Time: 4:00pm
  • Northeastern Oklahoma Wood Turners Association (108Contemporary - Tulsa) Thru Sun, Jan 20th Start Time: 12:00pm
  • Public Radio Tulsa's The Give & Take: Museum Confidential LIVE (Philbrook Downtown - Tulsa) Start Time: 6:30pm We're starting the 2019 Give & Take season with a special event you won't want to miss! Ever wonderd how a podcast is produced? Curious about the...
  • 😂 Shaun Jones (Loony Bin - Tulsa) Thru Sun, Jan 20th
  • Speaking Of Which A Spoken Word Open Mic (Gypsy Coffee House & Cyber Cafe - Tulsa) Start Time: 8:00pm

Thursday, Jan 17th

  • Cake Night (Antoinette Baking Co. - Tulsa) Start Time: 5:00pm
  • Chili Bowl Nationals (Expo Square - Tulsa) Thru Sat, Jan 19th The Lucas Oil Chili Bowl Nationals at Tulsa Expo Square's River Spirit Expo is an annual competition for Midget Sprint…
  • The Conciliation Series (January Installment Opening) Artwork by Elizabeth Henley & Nicole Donis (Black Wall Street Theatre - Tulsa) Thru Sun, Jan 20th Start Time: 11:00am
  • Cultural Fronteriza + The EXPERIENCE (Hardesty Arts Center (AHHA) - Tulsa) Thru Sun, Jan 20th Start Time: 12:00pm
  • Tulsa Game Developers (36 Degrees North - Tulsa) Start Time: 6:00pm
  • Gray Matters by Todd Sparks (Chrysalis Salon & Spa - Tulsa) Thru Sun, Jan 20th Start Time: 12:00pm
  • Hello, Penumbra: A Tulsa Artist Fellowship and Living Arts’ Curatorial Partnership (Hardesty Arts Center (AHHA) - Tulsa) 1 day left Start Time: 12:00pm
  • Jason Wilson, ‘Hardline’ (Mainline - Tulsa) Thru Sat, Jan 19th Start Time: 4:00pm
  • Jason Wilson, ‘Hardline’ (Mainline - Tulsa) Thru Sat, Jan 19th Start Time: 8:00pm
  • LAGERPALOOZA (Soundpony Lounge - Tulsa) Start Time: 3:00pm Lager Beers! Bands!! DJ’s!! Drinking and dancing!
  • Northeastern Oklahoma Wood Turners Association (108Contemporary - Tulsa) Thru Sun, Jan 20th Start Time: 12:00pm
  • OBU Symphonic Winds Performs at OKMEA (Tokyo in Tulsa - Tulsa) Start Time: 7:30pm The OBU Symphonic Winds will perform as part of the Thursday evening Oklahoma honor band concert, along with the Edmond Memorial HS and Mustang HS Wind...
  • Open Studio Hours (Hardesty Arts Center (AHHA) - Tulsa) Start Time: 4:00pm
  • ORU Golden Eagles vs South Dakota Coyotes (Mabee Center - Tulsa) Day 1 of 2 The ORU Golden Eagles men's basketball team strives for success on the court. Watch the team work together toward…
  • 😂 Shaun Jones (Loony Bin - Tulsa) Thru Sun, Jan 20th
  • Songswappers with Jimmy Ray Taylor and Bill Crane (The Hunt Club - Tulsa) Start Time: 10:00pm
  • Then & Now (Tulsa Artists Coalition - Tulsa) Thru Sat, Jan 19th Start Time: 6:00pm
  • Thursday Night Throwdown (The Majestic - Tulsa) Start Time: 9:00pm
  • World of Wrestling Flo Tulsa Nationals (Expo Square - Tulsa) Thru Sat, Jan 19th Watch young wrestlers compete in World of Wrestling's Flo Tulsa Nationals, held at Tulsa Expo Square. Youth, high school…

Friday, Jan 18th

  • 1-Hour MBA (36 Degrees North - Tulsa) Start Time: 9:00am
  • Chili Bowl Nationals (Expo Square - Tulsa) 1 day left The Lucas Oil Chili Bowl Nationals at Tulsa Expo Square's River Spirit Expo is an annual competition for Midget Sprint…
  • The Conciliation Series (January Installment Opening) Artwork by Elizabeth Henley & Nicole Donis (Black Wall Street Theatre - Tulsa) Thru Sun, Jan 20th Start Time: 11:00am
  • Cultural Fronteriza + The EXPERIENCE (Hardesty Arts Center (AHHA) - Tulsa) Thru Sun, Jan 20th Start Time: 12:00pm
  • DJ Mooneyham musical explosion! (Soundpony Lounge - Tulsa) Start Time: 10:00pm
  • 🏆 Dream Meet (Cox Business Center - Tulsa) Thru Sun, Jan 20th Start Time: 11:00am Aim High Academy's Dream Meet is a gymnastics meet in downtown Tulsa featuring many of the top gymnasts in the State of Oklahoma. Join us as 600 gymnasts...
  • Eric Johnson in Concert (Cain's Ballroom - Tulsa) Catch Grammy Award winner Eric Johnson live in concert as he rocks the crowd at Cain's Ballroom. Reserve your front row…
  • Eric Johnson Ah Via Musicom Tour (Cain's Ballroom - Tulsa) Start Time: 7:00pm Doc Roc Presents
  • FRIDAYS IN THE LOFT CHAMBER MUSIC II (Brady District - Tulsa) Start Time: 7:00pm The Tulsa Symphony Orchestra presents a regular Fridays in the Loft Chamber Music series. Take a seat at the Fly Loft in…
  • Gray Matters by Todd Sparks (Chrysalis Salon & Spa - Tulsa) Thru Sun, Jan 20th Start Time: 12:00pm
  • Hello, Penumbra: A Tulsa Artist Fellowship and Living Arts’ Curatorial Partnership (Hardesty Arts Center (AHHA) - Tulsa) Last Day Start Time: 12:00pm
  • Hoe You Think You Can Dance! Dance Contest (The Majestic - Tulsa) Start Time: 11:00pm
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  • Jason Wilson, ‘Hardline’ (Mainline - Tulsa) 1 day left Start Time: 8:00pm
  • Karaoke 21+ (Mainline - Tulsa) Day 1 of 2 Start Time: 8:00pm
  • Metallica - WorldWired Tour (BOK Center - Tulsa) Start Time: 7:30pm Metallica is bringing their highly anticipated WorldWired Tour to Tulsa’s BOK Center. Get ready for a night of heavy…
  • Northeastern Oklahoma Wood Turners Association (108Contemporary - Tulsa) Thru Sun, Jan 20th Start Time: 12:00pm
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  • ORU Golden Eagles vs South Dakota Coyotes (Mabee Center - Tulsa) Day 2 of 2 The ORU Golden Eagles men's basketball team strives for success on the court. Watch the team work together toward…
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  • 😂 Shaun Jones (Loony Bin - Tulsa) Thru Sun, Jan 20th
  • The Stylees (Blackbird On Pearl - Tulsa) Start Time: 9:00pm
  • The Stylees, Society Society, Bubble (The Shrine - Tulsa) Start Time: 9:00pm
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Saturday, Jan 19th

  • The Agenda (The Hunt Club - Tulsa) Start Time: 10:00pm
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  • 🎭 The Drunkard and the Olio (Tulsa Spotlight Theatre - Tulsa) Start Time: 7:30pm
  • Gloom Fest 2019 (The Vanguard - Tulsa) Start Time: 5:30pm
  • 🏃 Go Short Go Long Go Very Long (Tulsa Riverparks - Tulsa) 25k/50k races start at 8:00 am; 5k/10k races start at 8:20 am
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  • Mad Dog Demolition Derby (Claremore Expo Center - Claremore) Make your way to the Mad Dog Demolition Derby at the Claremore Expo Center for an evening of fun and car smashing. Come see…
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  • Northeastern Oklahoma Wood Turners Association (108Contemporary - Tulsa) 1 day left Start Time: 12:00pm
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  • Pony Disco Club (Soundpony Lounge - Tulsa) Start Time: 10:00pm
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Sunday, Jan 20th

  • Atmosphere + deM atlaS, The Lioness, DJ Keezy (Cain's Ballroom - Tulsa) Start Time: 7:00pm Best known for their hip-hop history dating back to 1989, Atmosphere will tour in support of their latest "Mi Vida…
  • The Conciliation Series (January Installment Opening) Artwork by Elizabeth Henley & Nicole Donis (Black Wall Street Theatre - Tulsa) Last Day Start Time: 11:00am
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  • Demetri Martin (Tokyo in Tulsa - Tulsa) Get ready for a fun night as Demetri Martin takes over Cox Business Center in Tulsa. Martin got his start doing stand up…
  • 🎭 Demetri Martin Wandering Mind Tour (Cox Business Center - Tulsa) Start Time: 8:00pm
  • 🏆 Dream Meet (Cox Business Center - Tulsa) Last Day Start Time: 11:00am Aim High Academy's Dream Meet is a gymnastics meet in downtown Tulsa featuring many of the top gymnasts in the State of Oklahoma. Join us as 600 gymnasts...
  • Gray Matters by Todd Sparks (Chrysalis Salon & Spa - Tulsa) Last Day Start Time: 12:00pm
  • Jimmy Tebeau of The Schwag ( Solo Acoustic ) (Blackbird On Pearl - Tulsa) Start Time: 7:00pm
  • Northeastern Oklahoma Wood Turners Association (108Contemporary - Tulsa) Last Day Start Time: 12:00pm
  • Open Studio Hours (Hardesty Arts Center (AHHA) - Tulsa) Start Time: 12:00pm
  • 😂 Shaun Jones (Loony Bin - Tulsa) Last Day
  • Sunday Showcase hosted by Shanel Sterling (The Majestic - Tulsa) Start Time: 9:00pm
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Monday, Jan 21st

  • Jason Wilson, ‘Hardline’ (Mainline - Tulsa) Thru Sat, Jan 26th Start Time: 4:00pm
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Tuesday, Jan 22nd

  • 🎓 Astronomy, God, and the Search for Elegance (ORU Aerobics Center - Tulsa) Start Time: 7:00pm Astronomer to the Pope-Br. Guy Consolmagno-will be speaking at the ORU President’s Performing Arts and Lecture Series. Join us for "Astronomy, God, and...
  • Community Sound Aka The Pearl Jam (Blackbird On Pearl - Tulsa) Start Time: 9:00pm
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  • Jason Wilson, ‘Hardline’ (Mainline - Tulsa) Thru Sat, Jan 26th Start Time: 4:00pm
  • Kenari Quartet (Tulsa Central Library - Zink Study Room - Tulsa) Start Time: 12:00pm FREE and open to the public Discover the saxophone quartet, one of the hottest trends in chamber music!
  • Open Mic Night (Gypsy Coffee House & Cyber Cafe - Tulsa) Start Time: 7:00pm
  • 🎓 Teen Writing Workshop pt. 3 (Owasso Library - Owasso) Start Time: 5:00pm Poetry has a lot of rules, it is true, but that just means there are more rules that can be broken! Come learn the basic structures of some of the more...
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2018.10.04 20:51 VicPinto_ What is Humor? And how to get better at it

Humor has been proven to help improve social interactions. According to scientists, Humor can:
  1. Help display confidence
  2. Get people to listen and improve focus
  3. Increase long term retention
  4. Improve understanding
  5. Help communicate messages
  6. Diffuse conflict
  7. Build trust
  8. Bring people closer together
  9. Improves likability
  10. Increases attractiveness

So what is humor?

Being familiar with the popular theories of Humor (Relief Theory, Benign Violation Theory, Superiority Theory, Incongruity-Resolution Theory) helped me understand the structure behind Humor so I definitely recommend looking into them.
Humor: the ability to cause a surprise reaction in your audience by creating a connection between two or more things. It is reactionary; you experience something, and then you react with a joke.
It's a skill and like most skills, it can be improved if you practice. What can can be done to improve humor?

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Attitude:

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Different types of humor:

Exaggeration- Take an observation and exaggerate it. The more absurd, the better. This a good opportunity to use metaphors. Expert: John Mulaney
"I smoke as much as a broken tractor”

“I got two huge pimples. My face looks like a motocross course”

Teasing- Point something out about a person and poke fun at it. Teasing is great for building rapport and flirting but do not over use it because it can come off as hurtful, mean, and/or arrogant. Build comfort first and have good intentions. Try teasing their strengths not their insecurities. People are unlikely to be insecure about things that are temporary, common, or not core to their identity. Pay careful attention to their reactions and adjust accordingly.
Tease something that they said!
Me: "What's the Username and Password for your WiFi?"
Him: "Username: suckon"
"Password: thisdick"
Me: "It says the password isn't long enough"

Misdirection, Self deprecating humor, Sarcasm, & Misinterpretation

Misdirection- Make a connection that nobody expects. The conversation is going one way, then you surprise everyone by going a completely different way. Use one sentence to set expectations, then follow up the next sentence with something unexpected. If you’re reacting to someone’s story or comment, think to yourself, what’re people expecting me to say? Then say the opposite. Expert: Sarah Silverman
“My sister was with two men last night. She could hardly walk after that. Can you imagine? Two dinners!”
Self Deprecating Humor- Make yourself the butt of the joke. It alienates no one and sets the tone that’s it’s all in fun. Everyone is on the same team, laughing together. Compare yourself unfavorably to everyone and everything. Avoid using this kind of humor too often or picking on something that you actually have low self-esteem about because people will not laugh and feel pity. Use it is when you have a moment of high status or your accomplishments are being mentioned, since it will help you look less arrogant. Expert: Craig Ferguson
“I don’t go out very much because i’m broke, but oh boy, once i’m rich, i’m gonna have to come up with another excuse”
Sarcasm- Usually a response to a statement, question, or situation. Say something that is obviously the opposite of what you’re thinking, feeling, or doing. Some people won’t get it or might get offended. Emphasize in order to allow more people to pick up on your sarcasm easier and be careful not to offend others. Expert: Ryan Reynolds
*You find out something bad*
Your reaction: “Great! Terrific!”

*Husband finds eggs in the fridge*
Husband to wife: “Oh you bought eggs!”
Wife: “Nope, I laid them myself.”
Misinterpretation- Take an observation and describe it as if your audience has no context to understand what you’re experiencing. Poke fun at the established explanations of things and play around by taking things literally. Keep misinterpretations as neutral or positive. Expert: Liza Koshy
From the movie “Zoolander”
“We present the center for kids that can’t read good!”
*A scale model of the center is presented*
*Zoolander destroys scale model”
Zoolander: “What is this?! A center for ants?”

Him: “You’re so fugly!”
Me: “Aw, you think I’m fun and giggly. Thanks!”

Wordplay, Puns, & Double Entendres

Wordplay is a type of joke where the word choice is the punchline. Expert: Demetri Martin
“What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?”
“I don’t know and I don’t care””
Puns are a subgroup of Wordplay. They are words that sound alike but have different meanings. Very hard to get a reaction but requires a lot of skill. Those who appreciate puns will love them!
Me: “I’m Hungary”
Roommate: “Maybe you should Czech the fridge”
Me: “I’m Russian to the fridge!”
Roommate: “Is there Turkey?”
Me: “We have some, but it’s covered with a level of Greece”
Roommate: “Ew, There is Norway you could eat that”
Double Entendres/Sexual innuendo are also a subgroup of wordplay. These jokes include words that are given a sexual subtext that people really enjoy. Very useful for flirting.
“That’s what she said!”

Specificity- Specific details of joke or story will make otherwise boring statements into funny ones. Specificity enhances storytelling in the same way that exaggeration does. Specificity doesn’t actually create comedic conflict, but it does make your punchlines more fun and playful. By trading a “general idea” for a specific idea your audience will get a clearer (and more entertaining) picture of the story and will add a new layer to your story. Replace general nouns with with specific brand names or items. Expert: Bill Burr
“I like Mexican food more than Jesus because steak burritos are delicious. And they’re real.”

Mix it with Sarcasm!
Her: “What a small world!”
Me: “And yet, I never run into Beyonce.”

Role Playing- Play a character. Character doesn’t have to be over the top. Use different voices, body language, and speed at which you speak or move to subtly convey a diff character. It’s even more fun when people get what you’re doing and pretend with you. Don't break character, it’ll undermine your efforts. Expert: Robin Williams

Slapstick- Deliberately clumsy actions and humorously embarrassing events. As an audience member, you feel better about yourself because you’ve recognized your supremacy to others and are laughing at their misfortune. Audience will feel something along the lines of: “I’m glad that’s not me and I don’t have to stress about that.” Unlike the other types of humor, this kind of humor doesn’t do too well in building connections with you and the audience but it does a great job of lifting people’s mood, especially kids and those who are depressed. Expert: The 3 Stooges
*a man walks into a room and steps on a pile of Legos*

Storytelling- Funny events are a great place to start. Beginning, middle, and punchline! This is a great opportunity to combine humor types and express yourself. Stories are extremely powerful but require the most effort. They also allow for unexpected punchlines. Make sure your audience is paying attention by prefacing your story with: “True story!” or “You’re not gonna believe what happened!”

Doubling down- follow up a joke with different more extreme versions of the punchline/joke. Try exaggerating and becoming more specific with each passing joke. “Yes and” yourself or someone else. Keep it to 3 different punchlines. Expert: Conan O'Brien

Call Back- This is a joke that refers to a previously told joke. They have a create ability to help build rapport with others. They feel like an inside joke. The call back by it self is not usually funny, but it serves as a reference to something that was funny. Make it easy on others, and use callbacks about things that were memorable. Wait until they are forgotten for greatest effect. Be aware of using callbacks around those who may have not heard the original joke as this could alienate them. Avoid killing a joke by calling-back to it too many times.
*Friend admits that he had a crush on Nala from Lion king when he was younger*
*Years later, we all go to the zoo and see the lions*
“Look, there’s Phil’s girlfriend”

“Happy Birthday TJ!” (If my friends are reading this)

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2018.01.24 21:21 Microsoft_Bob2013 Time Management, sobriety, a point system? Community-based accountability.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qkkQIzQ4VI
I watched this Demetri Martin stand up special on comedy central when I was a teenager and it had a lasting affect on how I managed my own schedule. Since my sobriety I've experimented with various ways of scheduling my time, all abandoned within 2-3 weeks of the actual start date. My ask for our stopdrinking community, is what sort of devices do you use in order to hold yourself accountable to your own progress? As I delve into the world of code and web design, I find myself growing more interested in the idea of putting some sort of accountability community together, an interactive version of demetri's point system and my personal schedules, combined with a community to hold you to certain tasks. I feel this sort of undertaking would breathe life into the sober community, and also encourage creativity and progress of all sorts. Let me know if this sounds interesting to any of you, if there are any motivational communities that you are already a part of, or if you'd be interested in working together to build an open-source accountability app/community with me.
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2017.11.21 06:49 yellowdartofdoom 4x tickets to Demetri Martin 12/2/2017 7PM

EDIT: These have been sold.
I have 4x tickets to the Demetri Martin comedy show on 12/2/2017 at 7PM. I’m not able to use these tickets, so just looking to get what I paid for them (they were $37ea + taxes and fees = $198.50 total).
Show: Demetri Martin (taping for his next Netflix comedy special)
Location: Moore Theatre, 1932 2nd Ave, Seattle, WA 98101
Date & Time: 12/2/2017 at 7PM
Quantity: 4 tickets
Seats: 2nd balcony, Row GA3, seats 19-22
Price: $198.50
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2017.11.20 14:16 tombstoneshadows28 All of the MPAA-rated films which received a release to theaters (sometimes even just A theater) in the United States during calendar year 2017.

Of 13,907 titles released worldwide, the below are all of the MPAA-rated films which received a release to theatres (sometimes even just A theater) in the United States during calendar year 2017.
(Note: the dates following each are the years during which the titles were filmed.)
G
  1. Ballerina (a.k.a. Leap!) (2016) Éric Summer & Éric Warin
  2. Born In China (2016) Chuan Lu
  3. Cars 3 (2017) Brian Fee
  4. Die Häschenschule: Jagd nach dem goldenen Ei (2017) Ute von Münchow-Pohl
  5. Mr. Rudolpho's Jubilee (2017) Michael Glover
  6. Robo-Dog: Airborne (2017) Anthony Steven Giordano
  7. The Children of Genghis (2017) Zolbayar Dorj
  8. The Horse Dancer (2017) Joel Paul Reisig
PG
  1. A Cowgirl's Story (2017) Timothy Armstrong
  2. A Dog's Purpose (2017) Lasse Hallström
  3. All Saints (2017) Steve Gomer
  4. American Folk (2017) David Heinz
  5. An Inconvenient Sequel: Truth To Power (2017) Bonnie Cohen & Jon Shenk
  6. Apple of My Eye (2017) Castille Landon
  7. A Question of Faith (2017) Kevan Otto
  8. A Stork's Journey (2017) Toby Genkel & Reza Memari
  9. A Witches' Ball (2017) Justin G. Dyck
  10. Batman vs. Two-Face (2017) Rick Morales
  11. Beauty and the Beast (2017) Bill Condon
  12. Bunyan and Babe (2017) Louis Ross
  13. Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie (2017) David Soren
  14. Champion (2017) Judd Brannon
  15. Churchill (2017) Jonathan Teplitzky
  16. Coco (2017) Lee Unkrich & Adrian Molina
  17. Day of Days (2017) Kim Bass
  18. Deep (2017) Julio Soto Gurpide
  19. Despicable Me 3 (2017) Kyle Balda, Pierre Coffin & Eric Guillon
  20. Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul (2017) David Bowers
  21. Disney's Newsies the Broadway Musical (2017) Jeff Calhoun & Brett Sullivan
  22. Faces Places (Visages, Villages) (2017) Agnès Varda & J.R.
  23. Ferdinand (2017) Carlos Saldanha
  24. Gnome Alone (2017) Peter Lepeniotis & Shelly Shenoy
  25. God Bless The Broken Road (2017) Harold Cronk
  26. Goodbye Christopher Robin (2017) Simon Curtis
  27. Heartbeats (2017) Duane Adler
  28. Kikoriki. Legend of the Golden Dragon (2017) Denis Chernov
  29. Live Like Line (2017) Sean McNamara
  30. Love, Kennedy (2017) T.C. Christense
  31. Mary and the Witch's Flower (2017) Hiromasa Yonebayashi
  32. Max 2: White House Hero (2017) Brian Levant
  33. Menashe (2017) Joshua Z Weinstein
  34. Monster Family (2017) Holger Tappe
  35. Monsters At Large (2017) Jason Murphy
  36. Monster Trucks (2016) Chris Wedge
  37. My Little Pony: The Movie (2017) Jayson Thiessen
  38. Ned Venture (2017) Ron Stone
  39. Paris Can Wait (Bonjour Anne) (2016) Eleanor Coppola
  40. Pup Star: Better 2Gether (2017) Robert Vince
  41. Pure Country Pure Heart (2017) Damon Santostefano
  42. Rock Dog (2016) Ash Brannon
  43. Running Wild (2017) Alex Ranarivelo
  44. Scales: Mermaids Are Real (2017) Kevan Peterson
  45. Slamma Jamma (2017) Timothy A. Chey
  46. Smurfs: The Lost Village (2017) Kelly Asbury
  47. Spark: A Space Tail (2016) Aaron Woodley
  48. Step (2017) Amanda Lipitz
  49. Sweet Sweet Summertime (2017) Ken Carpenter
  50. The Boss Baby (2017) Tom McGrath
  51. The Case for Christ (2017) Jon Gunn
  52. The Emoji Movie (2017) Tony Leondis
  53. The Greatest Showman (2017) Michael Gracey
  54. The King’s Daughter (2017) Sean McNamara
  55. The LEGO Batman Movie (2017) Chris McKay
  56. The LEGO Ninjago Movie (2017) Charlie Bean, Paul Fisher & Bob Logan
  57. The Man Who Invented Christmas (2017) Bharat Nalluri
  58. The Nut Job 2: Nutty by Nature (2017) Cal Brunker
  59. The Red Turtle (La tortue rouge) (2016) Michael Dudok de Wit
  60. The Resurrection Of Gavin Stone (2016) Dallas Jenkins
  61. The Santa Files (2017) Tom DeNucci
  62. The Star (2017) Timothy Reckart
  63. The Stray (2017) Mitch Davis
  64. The Wedding Plan (Laavor et hakir) (2016) Rama Burshtein
  65. Treasure Hounds (2017) Tim Brown
  66. We Love You, Sally Carmichael! (2017) Christopher Gorham
  67. Wheeler (2017) Ryan Ross
  68. Wonder (2017) Stephen Chbosky
  69. Wonderstruck (2017) Todd Haynes
  70. Woody Woodpecker (2017) Alex Zamm
PG-13
  1. 2:22 (2017) Paul Currie
  2. 3 Generations (2015) Gaby Dellal
  3. 3 Idiotas (2017) Carlos Bolado
  4. 47 Meters Down (2017) Johannes Roberts
  5. 6 Below: Miracle on the Mountain (2017) Scott Waugh
  6. Aardvark (2017) Brian Shoaf
  7. Amityville: The Awakening (2017) Franck Khalfoun
  8. A Quiet Passion (2016) Terence Davies
  9. A United Kingdom (2016) Amma Asante
  10. Battle of the Sexes (2017) Jonathan Dayton & Valerie Faris
  11. Because Of Grácia (2017) Tom Simes
  12. Before I Fall (2017) Ry Russo-Young
  13. Birth Of The Dragon (2016) George Nolfi
  14. Breathe (2017) Andy Serkis
  15. Brigsby Bear (2017) Dave McCary
  16. Bring It On: Worldwide #Cheersmack (2017) Robert Adetuyi
  17. Burn Your Maps (2016) Jordan Roberts
  18. Daisy Winters (2017) Beth LaMure
  19. Collide (2016) Eran Creevy
  20. Contemporary Color (2017) Bill Ross IV & Turner Ross
  21. Crooked House (2017) Gilles Paquet-Brenner
  22. Daddy's Home 2 (2017) Sean Anders
  23. Darkest Hour (2017) Joe Wright
  24. Deadly Sanctuary (2017) Nancy Criss
  25. Dean (2016) Demetri Martin
  26. Dirt (2017) Alex Ranarivelo
  27. Disconnected (2017) Anastazja Davis
  28. Different Flowers (2017) Morgan Dameron
  29. Down A Dark Hall (2017) Rodrigo Cortés
  30. Dragonheart: Battle for the Heartfire (2017) Patrik Syversen
  31. Dunkirk (2017) Christopher Nolan
  32. Elizabeth Blue (2017) Vincent Sabella
  33. Everybody Loves Somebody (2017) Catalina Aguilar Mastretta
  34. Everything, Everything (2017) Stella Meghie
  35. Feed (2017) Tommy Bertelsen
  36. Finding Fatimah (2017) Oz Arshad
  37. Flatliners (2017) Niels Arden Oplev
  38. Frantz (2016) François Ozon
  39. Generational Sins (2017) Spencer T. Folmar
  40. Geostorm (2017) Dean Devlin
  41. Ghost in the Shell (2017) Rupert Sanders
  42. Gifted (2017) Marc Webb
  43. Going in Style (2017) Zach Braff
  44. Growing Up Smith (Good Ol’ Boy) (2015) Frank Lotito
  45. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017) James Gunn
  46. Happy Death Day (2017) Christopher Landon
  47. Hogan (2017) Jah
  48. Home Again (2017) Hallie Meyers-Shye
  49. How to Be a Latin Lover (2017) Ken Marino
  50. I Am Not Your Negro (2016) Raoul Peck
  51. Intent (2017) Tim Crockett
  52. Journey to the West: The Demons Strike Back (2017) Hark Tsui
  53. Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle (2017) Jake Kasdan
  54. Just Getting Started (2017) Ron Shelton
  55. Justice League (2017) Zack Snyder & Joss Whedon
  56. Killing Angels (2017) Daniel Rentas
  57. King Arthur: Legend of the Sword (2017) Guy Ritchie
  58. Kong: Skull Island (2017) Jordan Vogt-Roberts
  59. Let There Be Light (2017) Kevin Sorbo
  60. Logan Lucky (2017) Steven Soderbergh
  61. Loving Vincent (2017) Dorota Kobiela &Hugh Welchman
  62. Mamaboy (2017) Aaron Leong
  63. Mark Felt: The Man Who Brought Down the White House (2017) Peter Landesman
  64. Marshall (2017) Reginald Hudlin
  65. Maudie (2016) Aisling Walsh
  66. Megan Leavey (2017) Gabriela Cowperthwaite
  67. Mubarakan (2017) Anees Bazmee
  68. Murder on the Orient Express (2017) Kenneth Branagh
  69. My Cousin Rachel (2017) Roger Michell
  70. My Entire High School Sinking Into the Sea (2016) Dash Shaw
  71. My Life As A Zucchini (2016) Claude Barras
  72. November Criminals (2017) Sacha Gervasi
  73. Only the Brave (2017) Joseph Kosinski
  74. Overdrive (2017) Antonio Negret
  75. Permanent (2017) Colette Burson
  76. Phoenix Forgotten (2017) Justin Barber
  77. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017) Joachim Rønning & Espen Sandberg
  78. Pitch Perfect III (2017) Trish Sie
  79. Please Stand By (2017) Ben Lewin
  80. Poster Boys (2017) Shreyas Talpade
  81. Pottersville (2017) Seth Henrikson
  82. Power Rangers (2017) Dean Israelite
  83. Pray for Rain (2017) Alex Ranarivelo
  84. Rebel in the Rye (2017) Danny Strong
  85. Rememory (2017) Mark Palansky
  86. Renegades (2017) Steven Quale
  87. Rings (2017) F. Javier Gutiérrez
  88. Roman J. Israel, Esq. (2017) Dan Gilroy
  89. Same Kind of Different as Me (2017) Michael Carney
  90. School Life (In Loco Parentis) (2016) Neasa Ní Chianáin & David Rane
  91. Singularity (2017) Robert Kouba
  92. Speech & Debate (2017) Dan Harris
  93. Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017) Jon Watts
  94. SPF-18 (2017) Alex Israel
  95. Star Wars - Episode VIII: The Last Jedi (2017) Rian Johnson
  96. Sinner City (2017) Domini Quinn Supastar
  97. Table 19 (2017) Jeffrey Blitz
  98. The Black Prince (2017) Kavi Raz
  99. The Book of Henry (2017) Colin Trevorrow
  100. The Book of Love (The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea) (2016) Bill Purple
  101. The Boy Downstairs (2017) Sophie Brooks
  102. The Breadwinner (2017) Nora Twomey
  103. The Bye Bye Man (2017) Stacy Title
  104. The Circle (2017) James Ponsoldt
  105. The Dark Tower (2017) Nikolaj Arcel
  106. The Fate of the Furious (2017) F. Gary Gray
  107. The Founder (2016) John Lee Hancock
  108. The Glass Castle (2017) Destin Daniel Cretton
  109. The Good Catholic (2017) Paul Shoulberg
  110. The Gracefield Incident (2017) Mathieu Ratthe
  111. The Great Wall (2017) Zhang Yimou
  112. The Journey (2016) Nick Hamm
  113. The Keeping Hours (2017) Karen Moncrieff
  114. The Lost City Of Z (2016) James Gray
  115. The Mountain Between Us (2017) Hany Abu-Assad
  116. The Mummy (2017) Alex Kurtzman
  117. The Neighborhood (2017) Frank D'Angelo
  118. The Outcasts (2017) Peter Hutchings
  119. The Post (2017) Steven Spielberg
  120. The Salesman (Forushande) (2016) Asghar Farhadi
  121. The Sense of an Ending (2017) Ritesh Batra
  122. The Shack (2017) Stuart Hazeldine
  123. The Space Between Us (2017) Peter Chelsom
  124. The Zookeeper's Wife (2017) Niki Caro
  125. Thor: Ragnarok (2017) Taika Waititi
  126. Til Death Do Us Part (II) (2017) Chris Stokes
  127. Tim Timmerman, Hope of America (2017) Cameron Sawyer
  128. Transformers: The Last Knight (2017) Michael Bay
  129. Tyler Perry's Boo 2! A Madea Halloween (2017) Tyler Perry
  130. Unbelievable!!!!! (2017) Steven L. Fawcette
  131. Undercover Grandpa (2017) Erik Canuel
  132. Un Padre No Tan Padre (2016) Don Servando
  133. Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017) Luc Besson
  134. Victoria and Abdul (2017) Stephen Frears
  135. Walking Out (2017) Alex Smith & Andrew J. Smith
  136. War for the Planet of the Apes (2017) Matt Reeves
  137. Wish Upon (2017) John R. Leonetti
  138. Wonder Wheel (2017) Woody Allen
  139. Wonder Woman (2017) Patty Jenkins
  140. Wraith (2017) Michael O. Sajbel
  141. xXx: Return of Xander Cage (2017) D.J. Caruso
R
  1. 1040 Not So EZ (2017) David Nguyen
  2. 12 Deaths of Christmas (Mother Krampus) (2017) James Klass
  3. 13 Minutes (Elser) (2015) Oliver Hirschbiegel
  4. 24 Hours to Live (2017) Brian Smrz
  5. 6 Days (2017) Toa Fraser
  6. 68 Kill (2017) Trent Haaga
  7. 9/11 (2017) Martin Guigui
  8. A Bad Moms Christmas (2017) Jon Lucas & Scott Moore
  9. Abe's Last Poker Game (2017) Howard Weiner
  10. Abracadabra (2017) Pablo Berge
  11. Accident Man (2017) Jesse V. Johnson
  12. Acts Of Vengeance (2017) Isaac Florentine
  13. A Cure For Wellness (2016) Gore Verbinski
  14. A Fantastic Woman (2017) Sebastián Lelio
  15. Aftermath (2017) Elliott Lester
  16. A Ghost Story (2017) David Lowery
  17. Alien: Covenant (2017) Ridley Scott
  18. Alive and Kicking (2016) Susan Glatzer
  19. All Eyez on Me (2017) Benny Boom
  20. All Nighter (2017) Gavin Wiesen
  21. Alone in Berlin (2016) Vincent Pérez
  22. Altitude (2017) Alex Merkin
  23. American Assassin (2017) Michael Cuesta
  24. American Made (2017) Doug Liman
  25. American Satan (2017) Ash Avildsen
  26. Americons (2017) Theo Avgerinos
  27. Annabelle: Creation (2017) David F. Sandberg
  28. Anything (2017) Timothy McNeil
  29. A Prayer Before Dawn (2017) Jean-Stéphane Sauvaire
  30. Armed (2017) Mario Van Peebles
  31. Armed Response (2017) John Stockwell
  32. Arsenal (2017) Steven C. Miller
  33. Asomatous (2017) Harvey Lowry
  34. Atomic Blonde (2017) David Leitch
  35. Awakening the Zodiac (2017) Jonathan Wright
  36. Baby Driver (2017) Edgar Wright
  37. Bad Kids of Crestview Academy (2017) Ben Browder
  38. Band Aid (2017) Zoe Lister-Jones
  39. Battlecreek (2017) Alison Eastwood
  40. Baywatch (2017) Seth Gordon
  41. Beach Rats (2017) Eliza Hittman
  42. Beatriz at Dinner (2017) Miguel Arteta
  43. Berlin Syndrome (2017) Cate Shortland
  44. Better Watch Out (2016) Chris Peckover
  45. Beyond Skyline (2017) Liam O'Donnell
  46. Bitter Harvest (2017) George Mendeluk
  47. Black Butterfly (2017) Brian Goodman
  48. Blade of the Immortal (2017) Takashi Miike
  49. Blade Runner 2049 (2017) Denis Villeneuve
  50. Blind (2017) Michael Mailer
  51. Blood Money (2017) Lucky McKee
  52. Blue Line (2017) Jacob Cooney
  53. Brad's Status (2017) Mike White
  54. Breakable You (2017) Andrew Wagner
  55. Bullet Head (2017) Paul Solet
  56. Busted (2017) Paul D. Hannah
  57. Call Me by Your Name (2017) Luca Guadagnino
  58. Chapter & Verse (2017) Jamal Joseph
  59. Cezanne et moi (2016) Danièle Thompson
  60. CHiPs (2017) Dax Shepard
  61. City Of Ghosts (2017) Matthew Heineman
  62. Colossal (2016) Nacho Vigalondo
  63. Cops And Robbers (2017) Scott Windhauser
  64. Cover Versions (2017) Todd Berger
  65. Crash Pad (2017) Kevin Tent
  66. Cross Wars (2017) Patrick Durham
  67. Crown Heights (2017) Matt Ruskin
  68. Cult of Chucky (2017) Don Mancini
  69. Dark Games (2017) Charles Hage
  70. Detour (2016) Christopher Smith
  71. Detroit (2017) Kathryn Bigelow
  72. Dirty Dealing 3D (2017) Christopher Robin Hood
  73. Do It Like An Hombre (2017) Nicolás López
  74. Eloise (2017) Robert Legato
  75. Escape Room (2017) Will Wernick
  76. Escape Room (2017) Peter Dukes
  77. Extortion (2017) Phil Volken
  78. Father Figures (2017) Lawrence Sher
  79. Fifty Shades Darker (2017) James Foley
  80. Film Stars Don't Die in Liverpool (2017) Paul McGuigan
  81. Final Portrait (2017) Stanley Tucci
  82. Fireangels: A Drifter's Fury (2017) Aeneas Middleton
  83. First Kill (2017) Steven C. Miller
  84. First Reformed (2017) Paul Schrader
  85. Fist Fight (2017) Richie Keen
  86. Free Fire (2016) Ben Wheatley
  87. Fun Mom Dinner (2017) Alethea Jones
  88. Gemini (2017) Aaron Katz
  89. Get Out (2017) Jordan Peele
  90. Get the Girl (2017) Eric England
  91. Girls Trip (2017) Malcolm D. Lee
  92. Gold (2016) Stephen Gaghan
  93. Golden Exits (2017) Alex Ross Perry
  94. Good Time (2017) Benny Safdie & Josh Safdie
  95. Goon: Last of the Enforcers (2017) Jay Baruchel
  96. Gotti (2017) Kevin Connolly
  97. Graduation (Bacalaureat) (2016) Christian Mungiu
  98. Grey Lady (2017) John Shea
  99. Grow House (2017) DJ Pooh
  100. Guerrilla Blood (2017) James D. Froio
  101. Gun Shy (2017) Simon West
  102. Hangman (2017) Johnny Martin
  103. Happy End (2017) Michael Haneke
  104. Hostiles (2017) Scott Cooper
  105. How to Talk to Girls at Parties (2017) John Cameron Mitchell
  106. Hush Money (2017) Terrell Lamont
  107. I, Daniel Blake (2016) Ken Loach
  108. I Do... Until I Don't (2017) Lake Bell
  109. Inconceivable (2017) Jonathan Baker
  110. Ingrid Goes West (2017) Matt Spicer
  111. In Search of Fellini (2017) Taron Lexton
  112. IT (2017) Andy Muschietti
  113. I, Tonya (2017) Craig Gillespie
  114. It Comes at Night (2017) Trey Edward Shults
  115. Jawbone (2017) Thomas Napper
  116. Jeremiah Tower: The Last Magnificent (2016) Lydia Tenaglia
  117. Jigsaw (2017) Michael Spierig & Peter Spierig
  118. John Wick: Chapter 2 (2017) Chad Stahelski
  119. Jungle (2017) Greg McLean
  120. Justice (2017) Richard Gabai
  121. Keep Watching (2017) Sean Carter
  122. Khali the Killer (2017) Jon Matthews
  123. Kickboxer: Retaliation (2017) Dimitri Logothetis
  124. Kidnap (2017) Luis Prieto
  125. Kill 'em All (2017) Peter Malota
  126. Killing Gunther (2017) Taran Killam
  127. Killing Hasselhoff (2017) Darren Grant
  128. Kill Switch (2017) Tim Smit
  129. Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017) Matthew Vaughn
  130. Krystal (2017) William H. Macy
  131. Lady Bird (2017) Greta Gerwig
  132. Lady Macbeth (2016) William Oldroyd
  133. Lady-Like (2016) Brent Craft
  134. Landline (2017) Gillian Robespierre
  135. Last Flag Flying (2017) Richard Linklater
  136. Last Rampage: The Escape of Gary Tison (2017) Dwight H. Little
  137. Lean on Pete (2017) Andrew Haigh
  138. Leatherface (2017) Alexandre Bustillo & Julien Maury
  139. Life (2017) Daniel Espinosa
  140. Logan (2017) James Mangold
  141. London Heist (Gunned Down) (2017) Mark McQueen
  142. Long Strange Trip (2017) Amir Bar-Lev
  143. Loveless (2017) Andrey Zvyagintsev
  144. Loving Pablo (2017) Fernando León de Aranoa
  145. Mississippi TurntUp (2017) Dewey Allen
  146. Molly's Game (2017) Aaron Sorkin
  147. Mom and Dad (2017) Brian Taylor
  148. mother! (2017) Darren Aronofsky
  149. Mudbound (2017) Dee Rees
  150. My Friend Dahmer (2017) Marc Meyers
  151. Never Here (2017) Camille Thoman
  152. Norman: The Moderate Rise and Tragic Fall of a New York Fixer (2016) Joseph Cedar
  153. Novitiate (2017) Margaret Betts
  154. Once Upon A Time At Christmas (2017) Paul Tanter
  155. One Percent More Humid (2017) Liz W. Garcia
  156. Open Water 3: Cage Dive (2017) Gerald Rascionato
  157. Patti Cake$ (2017) Geremy Jasper
  158. Personal Shopper (2016) Olivier Assayas
  159. Phantom Thread (2017) Paul Thomas Anderson
  160. Professor Marston and the Wonder Women (2017) Angela Robinson
  161. Psychos (2017) Sandy Chukhadarian
  162. Raw (Grave) (2016) Julia Ducournau
  163. Resident Evil: The Final Chapter (2016) Paul W.S. Anderson
  164. Resident Evil: Vendetta (2017) Takanori Tsujimoto & Alexander Von David
  165. Revolt (2017) Joe Miale
  166. Rough Night (2017) Lucia Aniello
  167. Scorched Earth (2017) Peter Howitt
  168. Security (2017) Alain Desrochers
  169. Shock and Awe (2017) Rob Reiner
  170. Shot Caller (2017) Ric Roman Waugh
  171. Sidney Hall (2017) Shawn Christensen
  172. Sleight (2016) J.D. Dillard
  173. Sleepless (2017) Baran bo Odar
  174. Slumber (2017) Jonathan Hopkins
  175. Small Town Crime (2017) Eshom Nelms & Ian Nelms
  176. Snatched (2017) Jonathan Levine
  177. Sniper: Ultimate Kill (2017) Claudio Fäh
  178. Song to Song (2017) Terrence Malick
  179. Starship Troopers: Traitor of Mars (2017) Shinji Aramaki & Masaru Matsumoto
  180. Stronger (2017) David Gordon Green
  181. Suburbicon (2017) George Clooney
  182. S.W.A.T.: Under Siege (2017) Tony Giglio
  183. Sweet Virginia (2017) Jamie M. Dagg
  184. Swing State (2017) Jonathan Sheldon
  185. Tau (2017) Federico D’Alessandro
  186. T2 Trainspotting (2017) Danny Boyle
  187. Thank You for Your Service (2017) Jason Hall
  188. The Ballad of Lefty Brown (2017) Jared Moshe
  189. The Bad Batch (2016) Ana Lily Amirpour
  190. The Beguiled (2017) Sofia Coppola
  191. The Belko Experiment (2016) Greg McLean
  192. The Best Thanksgiving Ever (2017) J.D. Shapiro
  193. The Big Sick (2017) Michael Showalter
  194. The Clapper (2017) Dito Montiel
  195. The Comedian (2016) Taylor Hackford
  196. The Crash (2017) Aram Rappaport
  197. The Crucifixion (2017) Xavier Gens
  198. The Death Of Stain (2017) Armando Iannucci
  199. The Dinner (2017) Oren Moverman
  200. The Disaster Artist (2017) James Franco
  201. The Exception (2016) David Laveaux
  202. The Florida Project (2017) Sean Baker
  203. The Foreigner (2017) Martin Campbell
  204. The Girl With No Name (2017) James D. Froio
  205. The Girl With All The Gifts (2016) Colm McCarthy
  206. The Guest House (2017) Maria Gargiulo
  207. The Hatching (2017) Michael Anderson
  208. The Hatred (2017) Michael G. Kehoe
  209. The Hatton Garden Job (2017) Ronnie Thompson
  210. The Hero (2017) Brett Haley
  211. The Hitman's Bodyguard (2017) Patrick Hughes
  212. The House (2017) Andrew Jay Cohen
  213. The Hunter's Prayer (2017) Jonathan Mostow
  214. The Insult (2017) Ziad Doueiri
  215. The Killing of a Sacred Deer (2017) Yorgos Lanthimos
  216. The Institute (2017) James Franco & Pamela Romanowsky
  217. Their Finest (2016) Lone Scherfig
  218. The Last Word (2017) Mark Pellington
  219. The Layover (2017) William H. Macy
  220. The Leisure Seeker (2017) Paolo Virzì
  221. The Levelling (2016) Hope Dickson Leach
  222. The Liberator (2017) Ben Lettieri
  223. The Little Hours (2017) Jeff Baena
  224. The Lost Legion (2017) David Kocar & Peters Qubic
  225. The Lovers (2017) Azazel Jacobs
  226. The Man with the Iron Heart (2017) Cédric Jimenez
  227. The Mason Brothers (2017) Keith Sutliff
  228. The Only Living Boy in New York (2017) Marc Webb
  229. The Ottoman Lieutenant (2017) Joseph Ruben
  230. The Recall (2017) Mauro Borrelli
  231. The Rider (2017) Chloé Zhao
  232. The Sandman (2017) Peter Sullivan
  233. The Shape of Water (2017) Guillermo del Toro
  234. The Show (This Is Your Death) (2017) Giancarlo Esposito
  235. The Slider (2017) Carlo Fusco
  236. The Snowman (2017) Tomas Alfredson
  237. The Square (2017) Ruben Östlund
  238. The Strange Ones (2017) Christopher Radcliff & Lauren Wolkstein
  239. The Tribes of Palos Verdes (2017) Brendan Malloy & Emmett Malloy
  240. The Trouble with Terkel (2010) Thorbjørn Christoffersen, Stefan Fjeldmark & Randolph Kret
  241. The Wall (2017) Doug Liman
  242. The Wilde Wedding (2017) Damian Harris
  243. Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri (2017) Martin McDonagh
  244. Tommy’s Honour (2016) Jason Connery
  245. Trafficked (2017) Will Wallace
  246. Tragedy Girls (2017) Tyler MacIntyre
  247. Trespass Against Us (2016) Adam Smith
  248. True to the Game (2017) Preston A. Whitmore II
  249. Tulip Fever (2017) Justin Chadwick
  250. Una (2016) Benedict Andrews
  251. Underworld: Blood Wars (2016) Anna Foerster
  252. Unforgettable (2017) Denise Di Novi
  253. Unlocked (2017) Michael Apted
  254. Valley of Bones (2017) Dan Glaser
  255. Vincent N Roxxy (2016) Gary Michael Schultz
  256. Voice from the Stone (2017) Eric D. Howell
  257. We Don't Belong Here (2017) Peer Pedersen
  258. Where's the Money (2017) Scott Zabielski
  259. Whose Streets? (2017) Sabaah Folayan & Damon Davis
  260. Wilson (2017) Craig Johnson
  261. Wind River (2017) Taylor Sheridan
  262. Wolves (2016) Bart Freundlich
  263. Woodshock (2017) Kate Mulleavy & Laura Mulleavy
  264. XX (2017) Roxanne Benjamin, Karyn Kusama, St. Vincent & Jovanka Vuckovic
  265. You Can't Have It (2017) André Gordon
Uncertain of release year for this at this time:
  1. All The Money In The World (2017?) Ridley Scott
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2017.07.14 07:43 911bodysnatchers322 Transcript of George Webb Video Series Part 86: "Hillary's Leakers, Hackers, and Henchmen" [@Georgwebb / #HRCRatlne]

[Part 81] [Part 82] [Part 83] [Part 84] [Part 85] [[Part 86]] [[Part 87]] [[Part 88]] [[Part 89]] [[Part 90]]
  • >>>>Cont from part 85
  • For either embarrassment or legal, but I have to work on the court of public opinion
  • There's a company in Bulgaria called ALL GUNS Believe It or Not
  • So Purple Shovel: Thanks for all the information for yesterday about purple shovel--
  • Literally purple shovel is almost a shoveling of old weapons out of the United States,
  • Sterling Virginia, again another Awan brothers homes and 3 in Sterling to a company in Bulgaria called ALL GUNS--I'm not making this up
  • All Guns and that's the weapons depot basically for NATO.
  • This is all the worst stuff
  • So all those companies I talked about last night--the four different companies with Regulus Global and the other different
  • Chem Ring. nice name. Chem Ring :I hit a town with chemicals and made a nice ring that I could see from the air. Nice name guys
  • So all that stuff is going to be centered around that Bulgaria area
  • And I'm going to work with a journalist who--it's not just because she's a supermodel--going to work with the journalist who knows all about that, because that's the other half of this thing--that's the European half of this thing that I've been looking for
  • My brother's not going to help me with the NATO generals
  • I need to find somebody who will
  • Day 265.2. Hillary's Leakers Hackers and Henchmen
    • Okay. Okay This is Day 265 part two
    • Here we are at 10:50 Connecticut Avenue
    • This is where we first met Dr. Corsi up here at Morton's gosh I think a couple of months ago
    • So it's a interesting that we would come back here for Veselnitskaya
    • Veselnitskaya is that attorney that somehow gets into that Donald Trump meeting
    • And I think the folks here who have been with me for a while might remember the video I did in front of the Russian embassy within walking distance down here
    • The house the within the view of the house of the Russian Ambassador
    • So that was it I think it's going to be that brick building down there
    • Now she supposedly didn't speak a word of English
    • Veselnitskaya did not speak a word of English
    • So there has been a Act filed against her, against The Far Act, which is the Foreign Agent Registration Act
    • Meaning if you're going to lobby the US government, you have to register as a foreign agent
    • Which means Donald Trump Jr. would have had no chance whatsoever, if she hadn't registered as a FAR agent, she would he would had no chance to know that she was a lobbyist
    • So how much did she say, if she couldn't speak in English,
    • And if she hadn't registered as a FAR agent, what does that mean?
    • So lots of questions in this Veselnitskaya story here at 10:50 Connecticut Avenue
    • More on this later tonight
    • Chuck Grassley has asked to see all of her papers--the chairman of the Judiciary Committee--we'll see what happens
  • Day 266.1 Hillary's Leakers Hackers and Henchmen
    • Okay. This is Day 266 part 1
    • So I'm going to talk about the Bloomingdale neighborhood here in a minute
    • I talked a little bit about it yesterday
    • Transitions and talked about the way that you only get to know a neighborhood, and sometimes when you have other people injecting themselves wanting to make money in a neighborhood, you have these ratlines
    • Good thing about this neighborhood Bloomingdale is it's transitioning and we're getting away from taking advantage of people at the lowest rungs of our society getting into more of a commerce
    • So that's good
    • So my background there
    • But I don't think you can report on that and you can know about that, unless you actually live with people and spend time with them
    • And that's what I did done here the last week in this neighborhood were Seth Rich lived
    • Now Katsyv everybody wants to know Katsyv Katsyv Katsyv well you could think of K A T S Y V.
    • You can think of it like you had a sieve and you're pouring cats into it, and you were picking out the ones that you wanted versus the ones that you didn't--that's kind of a mean cat sieve
    • But that is what it is that is what it's going to turn out to be
    • Mr. Katsyv is the real story here, not not best on this Gaia that's well this guy is the attorney to try to get a nose your way into the meeting with Donald Trump jr like all these stories, it's always a front or a protection or a resistance or a flurry to cover something much much much more sinister and once again we find that's true
    • Now a lot of people said Oh George, you worked on this and Czechoslovakia in 89 and you worked on it again in 2002 you have all this background
    • Yeah at six months ago you reported on all this
    • Yeah but I didn't have the organization that was doing the child trafficking and I didn't have the CEO
    • Now I have Katsyv and I had the NGO
    • So this is a new story
    • This isn't an old story that was reported six months ago with Katsyv
    • You can think of cats it is let's say the kittens little kittens that Mr. Katsyv said was sitting were little girls
    • And let's say that during the Bush administration this little operation was to Czechoslovakia, but then let's say it moved in 1993 during the Bosnian conflict to Ukraine
    • So the marketplace is Ukraine that's when all this was set up
    • our para bitch Alperovic was the cover
    • Remember what happened with Marc Rich and the Clintons is they were basically selling Russia by the pound
    • Which is fine: we won--we get the spoils of war. We get to sell everything off
    • So we did that with the minerals, we did that with oil pipelines.
    • We're still having those fights now with gas with the gas pipelines and Mr. Biden's son Mr. Hunter Biden and Barisma
    • We're still having these fights over that.
    • But that's all well and good that's just good politics
    • It's the child trafficking that came out of the 93 Bosnia conflict--that's where the wolf got the taste of blood. That's where the wolf got the taste of blood.
    • And then it became inculcated within the ratlines this is what I talk about when I say old Mossad versus new Mossad Old Mossad it was mainly the baby-stealing in was mainly to populate Israel, because we were completely surrounded on seven sides-- seven opponents
    • That's not the situation anymore. The security is there now that's not needed
    • But what happened was the ratline stayed
    • So Union went away the money was so good the ratline stayed
    • So people like Mr. Katsyv K A T S Y V who's kind of running around with Veselnitskaya had a 203 million dollar tax liability
    • Why? Because the FBI likes these crooks who are running these ratlines to go do their thing
    • Go do your thing: make 203 million, on child trafficking...
    • ...And then will come in at the end and say, "oops you got a lawsuit. You're going to go to jail for 20 years"
    • Then what do you do--well you can either pay a six million dollar five and six million dollar bribe, or you can basically go to jail
    • How many times is McCabe and Comey worked that angle? Of whoops you did it again
    • How many times? Lots
    • So the reason why I was at 1050 Connecticut was Mr. Katsyv started a company. And it's could be HRGAF remember Henry Fonda GAF?
    • Gonna be Human Rights Global accountability fund {{ 911bs: actually it's Human Rights Accountability Global Initiative Foundation (HRAGIF) Not to make you wrong, George, but to make you right. }}
    • Anytime you hear somebody say "Accountability" associated with the Clinton Foundation, you think ratline:
    • It is almost a neon sign any time anybody close to the Clinton Foundation says "accountability": go for it--move toward it
    • It's like shots in this neighborhood
    • Go toward that
    • You go toward those shots because there's gonna be a story--it's almost like you're trying to help {{ loses train of thought }}
    • So Katsyv starts this Huma Rights Global Accountability fund right?
    • And he is going to be at 1050 Connecticut Avenue just down the street for the Russian ambassadors.
    • And how this is working? This is going to work?
    • Marshall McClenahan or a big law firm like that Washington DC law firm going to call an intermediary lawyer--what I call a "ratline lawyer"
    • I'm going to bring them down you go up to Morton's like where we met Dr. Corsi--that this big smoking bar there with smoking cigars outside of it
    • Now it was a place for the old press where when press used to actually cross-reference their stories and meet their sources
    • But this one's a little different
    • This one is going to be this one's going to be you're going to be meeting your ratline lawyer
    • You're going to set up something like the Human Rights global accountability foundation
    • What it is is going to be sieving the girls coming out of the former Soviet states
    • That's exactly what it is
    • And the 203 million dollars in that tax fraud scheme
    • There's going to be some oil and gas in there but you're going to have a lot of Human trafficking involved in it
    • And that's what's really sad about this.
    • And I hate Human trafficking stories I never wanted to work these, but that's what actually happened and that's what's going to be the big story out of this Mr. Katsyv
    • Everybody's wondering about this Jake Gate Sexton Jared Yates Sexton -- this New York Times reporter that's driving this Veselnitskaya all over the place for a year to all these different Trump rallies, seeing if she can knock off or pick off somebody in the Trump campaign was using her feminine wiles
    • Well that's Okay. That's the old Natasha program, that Putin used to do. Which is fine
    • And Comey now is trying to run--he's aping Putin now. Which is fine.
    • But Mr. Yates: don't come off hoity-toity like some elite from the New York Times
    • I would call you a Cadillac pimp--I just don't know what kind of car you drive
    • You are running the same kind of operation that your boss ran--your majority shareholder sorry that Slim ran in in Central America and South America
    • Your trafficking--you're just you're just as big a part of the trafficking as Carlos Slim:you're no different. You're no different
    • The difference between people in this neighborhood, that have been lured into loan-sharking schemes, that then have had to go into their daughters going into prostitution, their sons selling drugs: the difference is they have been forced into this by people like you
    • You on the other hand are a BMW pimp
    • I'm sorry to say that but that's just the truth
    • And I am tired of hearing from elites like you who don't even come to the neighborhood's that you report on
    • Don't even follow up on these murder stories that you concoct, trying to lecture people, actually down here, actually getting the sources, getting the information, meeting with the people
    • That's my little shout-out to the New York Times, because you blew the story on me: you didn't get any of it right
    • And I'm just calling you out for what you are
    • And I'm going to say I don't know what kind of car you drive so I can't call you any names
    • But it's Katsyv is going to be the big story
    • Global rights are Human rights global accountability foundation 1050
    • Oh by the way on your way out of that meeting at Morton's, when you're meeting with your ratline lawyer, make sure you get some some nice undies for your date, that we've arranged for you at Victoria's Secret
    • And oh by the way Mr. Sexton, I get it: ton of sex--you had this torrid affair with Veselnitskaya
    • Guess what if you hadn't been an operative for Carlos Slim
    • Nevermind
  • Day 266.2 Hillary's Leakers Hackers and Henchmen
    • Okay. This is Day 266 part two
    • Here in front of the unified seen again in Bloomingdale neighborhood--all those unified scenes you want those unified scenes
    • Anyway people are saying oh well tell me what was the story so long ago that you reported?
    • Well if you look it's it's very simple: Chuck Grassley filed on Fusion GPS in March of March 31st or
    • So he filed a far-out complaint which is a foreign agent registered foreign agent registration requirement he said hey all these people aren't registered
    • So they're in the country their ex Soviet Union people that have been recruited by operatives Democratic operatives here in Washington what's going on here these people need to register as foreign agents
    • Now everybody says, "oh George has all these Iowa grandmothers in tennis shoes--they call them Grassley's grass roots. So he has all these Iowa grandmothers he's not smart"
    • I have never said it was me. I am a dyslexic stenographer
    • You're damn right I got the grassroots grandmother's--the tennis shoeing wearing grandmothers in Iowa, and they are formidable
    • I never said I was the smart guy--they're the ones that provide me all this stuff I never said that I always said I was a dyslexic stenographer
    • And of course they brought in Data analysis of course they pulled out AK-Met-shin ak-47 AK and then meeting a shin.
    • Akhmetshin
    • Then the other guy I'll Killyan {{ who? }} of course they said they were Russian operatives that had been hired out by the Democrats here in Washington these retreads that came out of the fall of the Soviet Union of course they're running the ratlines
    • So it was very simple to look at the L ones you have to find an l1 l2 and l3 if you're lobbying firm and you have to list your registered agents what came out of that was they had to register these two guys act act mint Shin right it's right in the l1
    • So it was very simple and again I didn't get that Iowa grandmother's got that
    • So grass roots grandmothers are formidable that's the I'm giving credit where credit's due
    • So anyway they're going to be at the center of this whole thing
    • Fusion GPS what ends up happening is they took the old Russian ratlines that they created for the children of the old Russian states--the old Russian ratlines for arms the old Russian ratlines for oil these are all the spin-offs from the from the old Soviet empire
    • And then they with the added Kosovo the innovation was organ harvesting
    • All those operatives were that were brought out there's almost like a paper clip to operation the same way the CIA brought out the Nazis with paper clip one
    • Paperclip II is going to be all those old Russian operatives
    • So the cover for this--the Intelligence officers for covering all this for managing the ratlines--are going to be all Ukraine
    • Dmitri Alperovich, Mikhail Alperovich--was the guy who recruited them all, and he's the one who keeps bringing them out--
    • All the cozy teams, all the duke teams are going to be the same thing, which is going to be these groups of Russian operatives and hackers, with the exception of a couple Pakistani teams
    • One of them is going to be called Cozy Duke, which then gets renamed Cozy Bear. Okay
    • So this is all coming or going to wait for it all to develop but Grassi's all over it Iowa grandmothers are all over the grassroots grandmothers are going to be the ones that break this case
    • So looking forward to this Human Rights--if you go to the look at the L1 L2 and L3 of this Human Rights Global Accountability Fund you'll see those names right there
    • So it's not like the names we're hiding anywhere
    • And Grassley in his March memo says, "hey these guys are ex Soviet operatives working down in Washington DC"
    • So none of this is particularly difficult
    • You just have to listen to the people doing the actual research.
    • You have to listen to Main Street America, especially Main Street America outside of DC, New York, and LA and the answers are right there
    • Just listen to the grandmothers
  • Day 266.3. Hillary's Leakers Hackers and Henchmen
    • Okay. Day 266 this is part four erm three. Part three
    • So fusion fusion fusion why fusion GPS, why Fusion GPS?
    • As the Clinton Foundation and others were bringing folks out of the Soviet Union, these kind of KGB re-treads, and for all the different ratlines, you had arms you had oil, you had the kids trafficking, harvesting organ harvesting, developed in Kosovo
    • Kid trafficking really ramped up in the Middle Eastern Wars
    • And in terms of trafficking, the kids those two main lines this this all requires people
    • There's food handlers in all these things--USAID trucks running food around. Or drugs
    • You've got people driving people to from point A to point B, and these big big buses going from Syria down to the Middle East
    • You've got ambulance drivers that you have to keep track of
    • You have donor hospitals
    • You have recipient hospitals
    • You have all the people in between
    • You have people that you need to train doctors you need to move to Med schools
    • The ratlines are not easy, so you need to manage it all
    • This is where Nanoset comes in. This is where Northrop Grumman is going to come in
    • Because what you're going to have with Northrop Grumman is what's called Command and Control, in the same kind of Command and Control you have on the battlefield, which is I want to be able to locate somebody hiding behind this tree
    • I want to be able to locate somebody hiding behind this Martin Luther King, where the, where the peace march started in 1963, where people are gathering
    • Same ways that those technologies are used for monitoring civil disobedience, and where rallies are happening, is the same technologies you would use to manage the ratline
    • So those same technologies: satellite technologies that Northrop Grumman has, it's going to be the key
    • And I know this is going to sound unbelievable, but [it's going to be] the key to this NADRA technology
    • You're going to be using the government again, to create this Command and Control technology
    • It's going to be spun out through a lot of different Northrop Grumman--Northrop Grumman satellite spin-offs, in the same way you have 35 spin-offs were spun off through Bridgewater and Comey, with the Lochheed spin-offs
    • That's where you're going to have Erin Rich coming into the picture
    • Erin Rich going to be working directly with Demetri Alperovich at CrowdStrike
    • Dmitry Alperovich is going to be running this group of Paperclip II hackers
    • This hacker group.
    • I was with him at McAfee the McAfee threat group for the first team that came out
    • When they left McAfee they went to CrowdStrike
    • They became the first set of dukes
    • You're going to have over and over again as different groups move out, different different countries have taken over
    • These programmers and hackers are going to be co-opted into these different teams
    • These teams are going to be managed by different folks
    • So Fusion and Fusion GPS is not just the cover operation, not just the operation group here--the operative group in Washington DC to make sure that nobody comes after these groups...make sure that there's political resistance and press resistance against anybody who threatens a ratline--but Fusion is going to be this cover term for fusing all these ratlines together
    • It's really in the same way a company that had four different lines of business
    • And had four different tracking systems would want one tracking system
    • {{ 911bs: "Umbrella Corporation" }}
    • So that they could minimize and streamline operations
    • Exactly the same thing and I know this is a little bit of a big concept at this point
    • But just remember: Northrop Grumman: Command-and-control: Fusion GPS
    • {{ 911bs: what does GPS stand for here? Global Poverty System? }}
  • Day 266.4. Hillary's Leakers Hackers and Henchmen *Okay. I'm here at National Harbor This is Day 266 this is part four here in Maryland not to be confused with the shipyard the Washington DC shipyard
    • So behind me you can see they got a big ferris wheel down here and really the reason I came down here was McDuff the FBI guy who was going to break the that Kennedy brought in to break the CIA into a thousand pieces this was his favorite area before it was developed he's not he wasn't a big fan of the ferris wheel here but this is more of the kind of touristy place this is the Anacostia River if Washington DC was a diamond the right side of the diamond would be the Anacostia River the left side of the diamond would be the Potomac but if you go up the river this way that's where you're going to have your you can see the Maryland flag that's we're going to have your US Naval Research Lab the Anacostia joint Air Force Base going up that way and then at the end of this at a cost to you River that's where you're going to have your your DC Naval Yard the DC Naval Yard is the one with the 1200 different buildings it's completely walled off to any civilian traffic
    • So you can't get in there that's the one that I wanted to get into this is a nice little picture of what I just said I think this is going to be your left hand going up the Anacostia and the right hand going up the right-hand side here going up the Potomac here
    • So nice little 3d map here if you come down here to the Boston Navy Yard like I said I just came down here for Macduff to pay my respects his son wanted me to come here and show it because this used to be Fort Washington right here where this tea was this is a very strategic point on the Potomac and the Anacostia and over the years since at the war of 1812 really this has been a very strategic point
    • So it was Macduff's favorite place and
    • So that's why I'm here today just to pay respects
  • Day 266.5. Hillary's Leakers Hackers and Henchmen *day 266 part 5 coffee had come even or it's actually Tiber Creek nice little restaurant here on the corner of t1 up until the moment we have to leave and trying to get people who were at the separate memorial last year to come over and talk about the reaction that was reported today by Thomas Paine and True Pundit which is you talked to two buddies inside the DC Police Department and said there's no serious investigation going on with cetera ch
    • So I've walked these streets five days in a row hoping that somebody anybody might come up with a lead and nothing happened but you can't say we didn't try a man we had about fifty other stories we're working on but I feel like I did my justice bridge I did my justice for the rich family for Aaron rich for Joel rich and
    • Now the question is why didn't they
  • Day 267.1. Hillary's Leakers Hackers and Henchmen
    • Okay. Day 267 part 1
    • Back in New York and "ask me about the Awan brothers" this was made by one of the viewers
    • I will get your name I will get where you live--great ask me about the one but it's just so great
    • You probably all saw the Dr. Corsi 30 minute spot-on Infowars
    • This story is coming
    • You're going to have Dr. Corsi to trestle under the stories I've been doing with all the kinds of fact-checking that he does
    • I wish you could see the back of this shirt I will try to show it through a reflection in the Amalgamated Bank
    • Let's do it right here it says, "hey scrunchie"
    • So yeah
    • So that story's coming
    • For those folks you don't know what I mean by "hey Scrunchie" just look up a WikiLeaks email called the "land of counterpane" C O U N T E R P A N E.
    • That was sent to Hillary--you'll get it from there. It's a Lewis Carroll and in a way it kind of reminds us to this whole story of "through the looking-glass" kind of story
    • So that's the story we'll be covering
    • I didn't get to finish this McDuff story
    • So Macduff is our FBI hero who is hired by Kennedy to basically clean up the CIA, to break into a thousand pieces
    • But I really don't think Kennedy wanted to break into a thousand pieces
    • He just wanted to separate it out so there wasn't such a concentrated of power concentration of power in the hands of the people that shouldn't be concentrated in
    • It's almost our same goal here today with the Clinton Foundation--we don't want to hurt the Clinton Foundation, we just want to make it clean again
    • Some of the people of--most of the people involved in the Clinton Foundation--have very good motives
    • {{ 911bs: some still think it's a charity that does good in the world, I guess they are in denial / dissonance about where that money ends up }}
    • So I just wanted to talk about that
    • What if Macduff what if Macduff in all of his papers he left his son, actually left us the solution to one of the big ratlines in Washington DC, which I think he did
    • Now you probably wonder: why did you go to National Harbor
    • Jason was wondering the same thing
    • Why did you go to National Harbor?
    • Well go back to the days when it was for Washington I think it still may be
    • All the way back to the war of 1812 they look down and I'm so sorry I'm not on the Potomac right
    • Now but we're back in New York
    • But you would look down to a place called Potomac Vista on the other side of the river
    • Why would they have that?
    • Well your harbors here, your fort is here, you want to look out down the river if the British are coming, like they did in 1812 to burn the White House, right?
    • So the Potomac Vista: I believe--you can check it--I believe there's going to be line of sight between the National Harbor and Potomac Vista
    • Now, the old wonderful thing about ratlines is they last forever
    • The old cockney ratlines in the East London are still being used today
    • The old ratlines here in New York City gangs in New York with Martin Scorsese Daniel Day-Lewis--they're still being used here
    • Same old ratlines, same old hand signals, same old flags, different signs and symbols, because they work, and they Leave No Trace
    • That's where the whole cockney language starts with Strine that ends up in Australia right?
    • Although dog and bone for the phone, which came on later and cheese and kisses for my missus, and all that stuff
    • So that's I just wanted to say that there's one guy that's associated with the Awan brothers
    • Remember you're supposed to ask me about them
    • There's one guy his name is Arshad Mahmood, and he lives in Woodbridge, Virginia, about a hundred yards from Potomac VISTA
    • Believe it or not very close to the El Salvadorian embassy
    • If he could see a ship coming in, like the Memphis Maersk or any other ship involved in a ratline, he could say, {{without missing a beat}} "Hey Scrunchies. Ship's coming in"
    • and he could go over by the el salvador embassy to pick up some scrunchies to maybe work on the dock that day
    • And when you could put your people in to work on the dot you can do a lot of fun stuff
    • They could be temporary workers for that day
    • So just let give you a little hint
    • And then of course there's going to be a tie-in to the Navy Yard--the Washington Navy Yard
    • You might remember the Navy Yard where we had a shooting there with a guy named Aaron Alexis who killed about six or seven people as a wild guy, wild guy
    • And you might remember a guy named Lee Malvo who was shooting people in DC about ten years ago even longer than that along with an older guy kind of a trainer
    • And the last guy that killed I don't know Kara Turner, Kathleen Turner, Kara Turner worked at the Navy Yard
    • I just swallow the dead bodies and just look at the coincidences
    • Now all this being said, a huge story breaking obviously with Peter Smith
    • We covered it there's a video we have out about it with Charles Ortel about a week ago maybe two weeks ago[co1][co2][c03]
    • Now we covered Peter Smith
    • So we were a little bit we're way ahead on this one of mainstream media
    • And of course the story broke about the two helium's and him killing himself at Mayo Clinic in Rochester Minnesota
    • Charles Ortel was on the phone with him about 25 minutes that afternoon from about 4:30 to 5:00 o'clock
    • He had supposedly already bought those two canisters of helium from Walmart
    • So you might remember the story I did there, I walked it, I talked about the different hotels where people stayed, before they were getting an operation, before they were getting a new organ transplant, and there isn't any Walmart close to there
    • So there's going to be a rental car involved
    • So you start looking at that wear them Walmart's in relationship to that hotel that was right across from though the Mayo Clinic
    • Now most people don't go to the Mayo Clinic, which is the one of the foremost medical institutions in the world--they go there because they're sick and they want to get better
    • {{ 911bs: it's VERY hard to get into the Mayo Clinic }}
    • They don't go there to commit suicide, and especially they don't have chipper conversations with good friends, that they've had chipper conversations with for a long time, right before they commit suicide
    • I don't believe--he would have had to purchase those two two things those two canisters of Helium way before, way before that conversation
    • I don't think he could have that conversation I don't think he was going to die
    • And I think there's way more to the Peter Smith story
    • We're gonna have a special guest tonight to talk more about it
    • Now I haven't even talked about the story I wanted to talk about, which is the Shane Harris story
    • Shane Harris down that way working for The Wall Street Journal
    • We were there with Charlie Ortel when he took the first call from Shane Horton Harris about this Peter Smith connection
    • We were there again about a week later in the park on the High Line asking Charles Ortel all about this story
    • This story is about ready to break a big good time they're going to splay it all over the news tomorrow
    • So you can have follow up there go to look at our older videos that we've done
    • And get the background of the story
    • I will cover the story I wanted to cover which is not the Jennifer Palmieri story, and how she groomed, she and Robby Mook groom these reporters like Shane Harris--these young gullible reporters to give him stories and promote him in order to get favorable coverage
    • I did not want to talk about that we won't talk about that here
    • I'll do that later
    • I'll talk about the other stories with the New York Times and Jared Sexton and Mr. Pimp-mobile driving miss vessel this vessel all over all of all of Trumps events to try to try to get someone in the Trump campaign to be compromised
    • I'm not going to talk about that one
    • But that's for later! That's for later.
  • Day 267.2. Hillary's Leakers Hackers and Henchmen
    • Day's 267 part 2
    • I believe everybody knows where we are now which is MWW tower I'm going to call it MWW tower for MiKe Kempner--let's say hi to Mike over here. Hi Mike over on Park Avenue
    • Hi Anthony and hi Huma as well over there on Park Avenue
    • Let's turn the camera a little bit, and just say hi over to Dr. Braverman, of old heart and old lung fame
    • Right below it Sony Square.
    • We'll cover the Ami we'll cover the Amy Pascal story and the Sony hack with Guccifer one
    • That the leak that really was a hack
    • We'll cover that in the future
    • Turning this way we'll say hi to Tony Podesta. He's in a toy building that Amalgamated toy company, and wonder what they did
    • I know the clothing and garment workers were honest
    • But wonder what the toy company did
    • Anyway that's for another day another story
    • What I really wanted to do today was talk about--I dropped a pretty big bomb the other day about about Paperclip 2
    • And not saying MWW brought in this Paperclip 2
    • Brought in foreign Intelligence folks to infiltrate our government and gain political and economic intelligence
    • But this was a letter written by the son of Macduff
    • Macduff is the FBI guy who was hired by Kennedy to straighten out the CIA
    • And as you can see, this gentleman feels like maybe his father met to an unhappy end
    • Much like Hamlet where the poison swords at the end of the play
    • And this he quoted he actually brought me this section from Hamlet, and his heart is heavy on his disposition as of course
    • But the part that reminded me so much the Clinton Foundation was this "foul and pestilent congregation of vapors"
    • And for some reason I wanted to change that to "ill" and "ill and pestilent congregation of vapors" but Shakespeare probably had it right
    • I'm not going to show you the name here, but I am going to show you his face again
    • And the reason why I think this is so important--and the gentleman put some notes here for different sources and credits
    • And this is Jonathan Quitney's crime of Patriots which is going to talk more about that type of situation
    • I'm going to try to block the names here
    • I'm just going to say here that this is from the Joint Chiefs of Staff
    • This is the letter that Leeroy Manner signs, really setting him up
    • Really talking about how this gentleman was critical in the fight against bringing in foreign Intelligence officers to undermine the United States
    • This was going to be him in Harvard 1942 football picture he played on the football team
    • I'm not going to say his name yet
    • He went to Loomis school {{ written: "Loomis = Rockefeller" }}
    • I won't show you this name, but I'll just show you his sorry butt to show you this diploma here I can't show you his name right now
    • And the reason is is we're really reaching back 54 years here, into someone but you can see graduated Harvard 42
    • Decided to go to the war instead of Wall Street
    • And it was Regimental Commander in the USS Nashville 8 campaigna, Battle of Britain to Leyte Gulf--New Britain, I'm sorry, that's near where my dad was in New Georgia,
    • Which was which was hairy, and their play of the Nashville was hit by a kamikaze attack and he was the damage control officer on the Nashville so you can imagine the in responsibility there
    • So I'm not going to move over, I'll just say that this is proof that he was in the Navy
    • I have letters here from {{ incomprehensible }}
    • He went you law school at University of Connecticut as you can see then join the FBI
    • There's Macduff shaking hands with J Edgar Hoover, then that's when Kennedy decides to create this the Joint Chiefs of Staff
    • Create this unit here which is going to be special agents basically controlling all covert operations
    • So it's going to be called the SACSA today
    • And I will go through the whole letter but talks about his commitment to keeping foreign Intelligence operatives out of the United States
    • He dedicates his life to basically following Russian teams, Russian operatives that's why Kennedy chooses him
    • Extremely delicacy foreign governments for not agents media etc
    • So you can see in this five-page letter there's lots of reasoning for why this person will become and then for more on this this becomes how he is the one kind of forced into by the FBI to do these background checks on these Nazis being brought in called Operation Paperclip
    • If you want more on this you can read any Annie Jacobsen's book on this but Operation Paperclip
    • I think there's going to be ten thousand and all current counts or two thousand are way low you're gonna be brought into I can't show any of this
    • So I'll just leave this but I'll just show some of the other documents here
    • Basically groups of forty special agents doing different Intelligence work and I hope I'm not showing a just little bit of background here I'm hoping I'm not showing a name there
    • So I'll quickly go through this might
    • My intent here is to show
    • My my intent here is to show--and I don't know where the camera is--That this is a patriot who sees foreign operatives coming into the United States being used by Wall Street to affect economic and political advantage not much unlike Mike Kempner is doing right now
    • This is going to tie directly to what Mike Kemper is doing in the election of Donald Trump last year
    • You're going to actually find that Mike Kemper was on the other side was on the Republican side taking out different Republican candidates to make sure that Mike Kempner to make sure that Donald Trump was the candidate
    • The NGO or the cutout is going to be called "Trump Card"
    • He's also going to be behind Fusion GPS with this whole Sexton the reporter for The New York Times scandal with this Veselnitskaya woman, and also Akhmetshin the at this fake NGO over on 1050 Columbia [Connecticut] Street
    • So all this is going to come up right till Trump is nominated
    • I believe that's going to be in June some time frame
    • And then what happens is Mike Kepler through this Trump Card cutout PAC is going to flip sides now
    • And now go on to attacking Trump
    • The whole plan by Mike, the whole time was to make sure that Trump was the opponent, because they felt they had the most stuff against Trump.
    • And then he flipped sides
    • And the key guy, the key operative and all of that is going to Peter Smith
    • So much like this case here 55 years ago
    • Now we have a second Operation Paperclip
    • I know that seems a little bit hard to believe
    • But I hope by showing you the documents of what happened in a pattern of practice 50 years ago, you'll see that this is very reasonable, very much within the realm of possibility, and I can show you the people that Mike brought in--
    • At McAfee. Then CrowdStrike. Demitry Alperovich and all the Dukes that get recruited
    • That's another story for a different time
    • Until then
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2017.06.24 08:04 tombstoneshadows28 All of the MPAA/CARA-rated films of 2016 (out of the 10,985 films filmed [if-not-released] worldwide that year.)

G
  1. A Mermaid’s Tale (Director Dustin Rikert)
  2. Americano (Directors: Ricardo Arnaiz, Mike Kunkel + Raul Garcia)
  3. Arlo: The Burping Pig (Director: Tom DeNucci)
  4. Gray Tones' Performance on Stage (Director: undisclosed)
  5. Ozzy (Directors: Alberto Rodríguez + Nacho La Casa)
  6. Robot Heart (Director: R.E. Paris)
  7. The Eagle Huntress (Director: Otto Bell)
  8. Tini: The New Life Of Violetta (Director: Juan Pablo Buscarini)
PG
  1. Against The Wild II: Survive The Serengeti (Director: Richard Boddington)
  2. Alice Through The Looking Glass (Director: James Bobin)
  3. Arctic Adventure: On Frozen Pond (Director: Guangxi Chang)
  4. Army Dog (Director: Ezra Kemp)
  5. Batman: Return of the Caped Crusaders (Director: Rick Morales)
  6. Be Somebody (Director: Joshua Caldwell)
  7. Believe (Director: Billy Dickson)
  8. Beyond Paradise (Director: J.J. Alani)
  9. Bling (Directors: Kyung Ho Lee + Wonjae Lee)
  10. Christmas All Over Again (Director: Christy Carlson Romano )
  11. Elephant Kingdom (Director: Taweelap Srivuthivong)
  12. Emma’s Chance (Director: Anna Elizabeth James)
  13. Finding Dory (Directors: Andrew Stanton + Angus MacLane)
  14. Fishes 'n Loaves: Heaven Sent (Director: Nancy Criss)
  15. God’s Not Dead II (Director: Harold Cronk)
  16. Greater (Director: David Hunt)
  17. Hidden Figures (Director: Theodore Melfi)
  18. High Strung (Director: Michael Damian)
  19. Horse Camp (Director: Joel Paul Reisig)
  20. Howard Lovecraft and the Frozen Kingdom (Director: Sean Patrick O’Reilly)
  21. Hulk: Where Monsters Dwell (Director: Mitch Schauer)
  22. Ice Age: Collision Course (Directors: Mike Thurmeier + Galen T. Chu)
  23. Kikoriki. Legend of the Golden Dragon (Director: Denis Chernov)
  24. Kubo And The Two Strings (Director: Travis Knight)
  25. Kung-Fu Panda III (Director: Alessandro Carloni + Jennifer Yuh Nelson)
  26. Laughing At The Moon (Director: Alyssa Addison0
  27. Leap! (Ballerina) (Directors: Eric Summer + Éric Warin)
  28. Leaves Of The Tree (Director: Ante Novakovic)
  29. Little Men (Director: Ira Sachs)
  30. Love & Friendship (Director: Whit Stillman)
  31. Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life (Director: Steve Carr)
  32. Milton’s Secret (Director: Barnet Bain)
  33. Miracles From Heaven (Director: Patricia Riggen)
  34. Moana (Directors: Ron Clements, Don Hall + Chris Wiliams)
  35. Monkey Up (Director: Robert Vince)
  36. Monster Trucks (Director: Chris Wedge)
  37. My Best Friend’s Wedding (Director: Feihong Chen)
  38. Ned Venture (Director: Ron Stone)
  39. New Life (Director: Drew Waters)
  40. Nine Lives (Director: Barry Sonnenfeld)
  41. Norm Of The North (Director: Trevor Wall)
  42. Paris Can Wait (Director: Eleanor Coppola)
  43. Pelé: Birth of a Legend (Jeff Zimbalist + Michael Zimbalist)
  44. Pete’s Dragon (Director: David Lowery)
  45. Po (Director: John Asher)
  46. Priceless (Director: Ben Smallbone)
  47. Quackerz (Director: Viktor Lakisov)
  48. Queen Of Katwe (Director: Mira Nair)
  49. Ratchet & Clank (Directors: Kevin Munroe + Jericca Cleland)
  50. Remember The Goal (Director: Dave Christiano)
  51. Rescue Dogs (Directors: M.J. Anderson + Haik Katsikian)
  52. Rock Dog (Director: Ash Brannon)
  53. Rodeo Girl (Director: Joel Paul Reisig)
  54. Saturday’s Warrior (Director: Michael Buster)
  55. Sing (Directors: Christophe Lourdelet + Garth Jennings)
  56. Singing With Angels (Director: Brian Brough)
  57. Spark: A Space Tail (Director: Aaron Woodley)
  58. Spices Of Liberty (Directors: Gowri Goli, Pothuganti Chandra Aditya + Supriya Goli)
  59. Spirit Of The Game (Director: Darran Scott)
  60. Storks (Directors: Nicholas Stoller + Doug Sweetland)
  61. Swing Away (Director: Michael A. Nickles)
  62. Te Ata (Director: Nathan Frankowski)
  63. The Angry Birds Movie (Directors: Clay Kaytis + Fergal Reilly)
  64. The BFG (Director: Steven Spielberg)
  65. The Dog Lover (Director: Alex Ranarivelo)
  66. The Jungle Book (Director: Jon Favreau)
  67. The Last Descent (Director: Isaac Halasima)
  68. The Legend Of Chupacabras (Directors: Michael Gallock + Alberto Rodriguez)
  69. The Matchbreaker (Director: Caleb Vetter)
  70. The Red Turtle (Director: Michael Dudok de Wit)
  71. The Resurrection Of Gavin Stone (Director: Dallas Jenkins)
  72. The Secret Life Of Pets (Directors: Chris Renaud + Yarrow Cheney)
  73. The Swan Princess: Princess Tomorrow, Pirate Today! (2Directors: Brian Nissen + Richard Rich)
  74. The Wedding Plan (Director: Rama Burshtein)
  75. The Wild Life (Directors: Vincent Kesteloot + Ben Stassen)
  76. This Beautiful Fantastic (Director: Simon Aboud)
  77. Thrill Ride (Director: Chris Parrish)
  78. Timber The Treasure Dog (Director: Ari Novak)
  79. Tommy’s Honour (Director: Jason Connery)
  80. Trolls (Director: Walt Dohrn + Mike Mitchell)
  81. Trust Fund (Director: Sandra L. Martin)
  82. Who Gets The Dog? (Director: Huck Botko)
  83. Wish For Christmas (Director: John K.D. Graham)
  84. Your Name (Director: Makoto Shinkai)
  85. Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Dark Side of Dimensions (Director: Satoshi Kuwabara)
  86. Zootopia (Director: Jared Bush, Byron Howard + Rich Moore)
PG-13
  1. ’79 Parts (Director: Ari Taub)
  2. 10 Cloverfield Lane (Director: Dan Trachtenberg)
  3. A Monster Calls (Director: J.A. Bayona)
  4. A Quiet Passion (Director: Terence Davies)
  5. A United Kingdom (Director: Amma Asante)
  6. A Winter Rose (Director: Riz Story)
  7. Ace The Case (Director: Kevin Kaufman)
  8. Allegiant (Director: Robert Schwentke)
  9. Almost Christmas (Director: David E. Talbert)
  10. AmeriGeddon (Director: Mike Norris)
  11. American Wrestler: The Wizard (Director: Alex Ranarivelo)
  12. Apparition Hill (Director: Sean Bloomfield)
  13. Arrival (Director: Denis Villeneuve)
  14. Assassin’s Creed (Director: Justin Kurzel)
  15. Aztec Warrior (Director: Scott Sanders)
  16. Barbershop: The Next Cut (Director: Malcolm D. Lee)
  17. Batman v. Superman: Dawn Of Justice (Director: Zack Snyder)
  18. Bazodee (Director: Todd Kessler)
  19. Before I Wake (Director: Mike Flanagan)
  20. Ben-Hur (Director: Timur Bekmambetov)
  21. Birth Of The Dragon (Director: George Nolfi)
  22. Boo! A Madea Halloween (Director: Tyler Perry)
  23. Brain On Fire (Director: Gerard Barrett)
  24. Burn Your Maps (Director: Jordan Roberts)
  25. Busco novio para mi mujer (Director: Enrique Begné)
  26. Café Society (Director: Woody Allen)
  27. Caged No More (Director: Lisa Arnold)
  28. Captain America: Civil War (Director: Anthony Russo + Joe Russo)
  29. Central Intelligence (Director: Rawson Marshall Thurber)
  30. Collateral Beauty (Director: David Frankel)
  31. Collide (Director: Eran Creevy)
  32. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: Sword of Destiny (Director: Woo-Ping Yuen)
  33. Dance Camp (Directors: Bert & Bertie)
  34. Dean (Director: Demetri Martin)
  35. Dear Eleanor (Director: Kevin Connolly)
  36. Deepwater Horizon (Director: Peter Berg)
  37. Denial (Director: Mick Jackson)
  38. Despite The Falling Snow (Director: Shamim Sarif)
  39. Dirty 30 (Director: Andrew Bush)
  40. Doctor Strange (Director: Scott Derrickson)
  41. Eddie The Eagle (Director: Dexter Fletcher)
  42. Enter The Warriors Gate (Director: Matthias Hoene)
  43. Fallen (Director: Scott Hicks)
  44. Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Director: David Yates)
  45. Fences (Director: Denzel Washington)
  46. League Of Gods (Director: Koan Hui)
  47. Fight To The Finish (Director: Warren Sheppard)
  48. Florence Foster Jenkins (Director: Stephen Frears)
  49. Frantz (Director: François Ozon)
  50. Genius (Director: Michael Grandage)
  51. Ghost Team (Director: Oliver Irving)
  52. Ghostbusters (Director: Paul Feig)
  53. Gods Of Egypt (Director: Alex Proyas)
  54. Hail, Caesar! (Director: Joel Coen)
  55. Hunt For The Wilderpeople (Director: Taika Waititi)
  56. I’m Not Ashamed (Director: Brian Baugh)
  57. In Search Of The American Dream (Director: Baldemar Rodriguez)
  58. In This Corner Of The World (Director: Sunao Katabuchi)
  59. Incarnate (Director: Brad Peyton)
  60. Independence Day: Resurgence (Director: Roland Emmerich)
  61. Inferno (Director: Ron Howard)
  62. Jack Reacher: Never Go Back (Director: Edward Zwick)
  63. Jason Bourne (Director: Paul Greengrass)
  64. Keeping Up With The Joneses (Director: Greg Mottola)
  65. Kindergarten Cop II (Director: Don Michael Paul)
  66. Kingsglaive: Final Fantasy XV (Takeshi Nozue)
  67. La La Land (Director: Damien Chazelle)
  68. Last Man Club (Director: Bo Brinkman)
  69. Left Behind: Vanished - Next Generation (Director: Larry A. McLean)
  70. Life Prescribed (Director: Kyle Couch)
  71. Lights Out (Director: David F. Sandberg)
  72. Lion (Director: Garth Davis)
  73. Loving (Director: Jeff Nichols)
  74. Lowriders (Director: Ricardo de Montreuil)
  75. Masterminds (Director: Jared Hess)
  76. Maudie (Director: Aisling Walsh)
  77. Max Steel (Director: Stewart Hendler)
  78. Maximum Ride (Director: Jay Martin)
  79. Me Before You (Director: Thea Sharrock)
  80. Midnight Special (Director: Jeff Nichols)
  81. Miss Peregrine’s Home For Peculiar Children (Director: Tim Burton)
  82. Mother’s Day (Director: Garry Marshall)
  83. Mothers & Daughters (Directors: Paul Duddridge & Nigel Levy)
  84. Mr. Church (Director: Bruce Beresford)
  85. My Big Fat Greek Wedding II (Director: Kirk Jones)
  86. My Entire High School Sinking Into the Sea (Dierector: Dash Shaw)
  87. My Life As A Zucchini (Director: Claude Barras)
  88. Nerve (Directors: Henry Joost + Ariel Schulman)
  89. No Manches Frida (Director: Nacho G. Velilla)
  90. Now You See Me II (Director: Jon M. Chu)
  91. Ouija: Origin Of Evil (Director: Mike Flanagan)
  92. Passengers (Diector: Morten Tyldum)
  93. Pride And Prejudice And Zombies (Director: Burr Steers)
  94. Race (Director: Stephen Hopkins)
  95. Ride Along II (Director: Tim Story)
  96. Risen (Director: Kevin Reynolds)
  97. Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (Director: Gareth Edwards)
  98. Rules Don’t Apply (Director: Warren Beatty)
  99. Run The Tide (Director: Soham Mehta)
  100. Shut In (Director: Farren Blackburn)
  101. Sing Street (Director: John Carney)
  102. Skiptrace (Director: Renny Harlin)
  103. So B. It (Director: Stephen Gyllenhaal)
  104. Sold (Director: Jeffrey D. Brown)
  105. Southside With You (Director: Richard Tanne)
  106. Split (Director: M. Night Shyamalan)
  107. Star Trek: Beyond (Director: Justin Lin)
  108. Suicide Squad (Director: David Ayer)
  109. Sully (Director: Clint Eastwood)
  110. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows (2Director: Dave Green)
  111. The 5th Wave (Director: J. Blakeson)
  112. The Book Of Love (Director: Bill Purple)
  113. The Bounce Back (Director: Youssef Delara)
  114. The Boy (Director: William Brent Bell)
  115. The Choice (Director: Ross Katz)
  116. The Confirmation (Director: Bob Nelson)
  117. The Darkness (Director: Greg McLean)
  118. The Fight Within (Director: Michael William Gordon)
  119. The Finest Hours (Director: Craig Gillespie)
  120. The Forest (Director: Jason Zada)
  121. The Founder (Director: John Lee Hancock)
  122. The Great Wall (Director: Yimou Zhang)
  123. The Hollars (Director: John Krasinski)
  124. The Huntsman: Winter’s War (Director: Cedric Nicolas-Troyan)
  125. The Innocents (Director: Anne Fontaine)
  126. The Journey (Director: Nick Hamm)
  127. The Legend Of Tarzan (Director: David Yates)
  128. The Lennon Report (Director: Jeremy Profe)
  129. The Light Between Oceans (Director: Derek Cianfrance)
  130. The Lost City Of Z (Director: James Gray)
  131. The Magnificent Seven (Diector: Antoine Fuqua)
  132. The Masked Saint (Director: Warren P. Sonoda)
  133. The Pickle Recipe (Director: Michael Manasseri)
  134. The Promise (Director: Terry George)
  135. The Rally-LA (Director: Rick Reyna)
  136. The Remake (Director: Lynne Alana Delaney)
  137. The Shallows (Director: Jaume Collet-Serra)
  138. The Tribunal (Director: Marc Leif)
  139. The Vessel (Director: Julio Quintana)
  140. The Young Messiah (Director: Cyrus Nowrasteh)
  141. Things To Come (Director: Mia Hansen-Løve)
  142. Three Wise Cousins (Director: Stallone Vaiaga-Ioasa)
  143. Under The Shadow (Director: Babak Anvari)
  144. Union Bound (Director: Harvey Lowry)
  145. Warcraft: The Beginning (Director: Duncan Jones)
  146. When The Bough Breaks (Director: Jon Cassar)
  147. Wildflower (Director: Nicholas DiBella)
  148. Wild Oats (Director: Andy Tennant)
  149. Zero Days (Director: Alex Gibney)
  150. X-Men: Apocalypse (Director: Bryan Singer)
  151. Yoga Hosers (Director: Kevin Smith)
  152. Zoolander (Director: Ben Stillman)
R
  1. 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi (Director: Michael Bay)
  2. 1898. Los últimos de Filipinas (Director: Salvador Calvo)
  3. 20th Century Women (Director Mike Mills)
  4. 31 (Director: Rob Zombie)
  5. A Cure For Wellness (Director: Gore Verbinski)
  6. A Family Man (Director: Mark Williams)
  7. A Hologram For The King (Director: Tom Tykwer)
  8. A Kind Of Murder (Director: Andy Goddard)
  9. A Remarkable Life (Director: Vohn Regensburger)
  10. Abattoir (Director: Darren Lynn Bousman)
  11. Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie (Director: Mandie Fletcher)
  12. All I See Is You (Director: Marc Forster)
  13. All These Sleepless Nights (Director: Michal Marczak)
  14. Allied (Director: Robert Zemeckis)
  15. Alone In Berlin (Director: Vincent Perez)
  16. American Honey (Director: Andrea Arnold)
  17. American Pastoral (Director: Ewan McGregor)
  18. Anthropoid (Director: Sean Ellis)
  19. Approaching The Unknown (Director: Mark Elijah Rosenberg)
  20. Army Of One (Director: Larry Charles)
  21. Bad Moms (Director: Jon Lucas + Scott Moore)
  22. Bad Santa II (Director: Mark Waters)
  23. Bastard Son of a Thousand Fathers (Director: Lanre Sarumi)
  24. Batman: The Killing Joke (Director: Sam Liu)
  25. Bedeviled (Directors: Abel Vang + Burlee Vang)
  26. Beyond Valkyrie: Dawn of the 4th Reich (Director: Claudio Fäh)
  27. Billy Lynn's Long Halftime Walk (Director: Ang Lee)
  28. Blair Witch (Director: Adam Wingard)
  29. Bleed For This (Director: Ben Younger)
  30. Blood Father (Director: Jean-François Richet)
  31. Blue Mountain State: The Rise of Thadland (Director: Lev L. Spiro)
  32. Bogieville (Director: Sean Cronin)
  33. Boyka: Undisputed (Director: Todor Chapkanov)
  34. Bridget Jones's Baby (Director: Sharon Maguire)
  35. Brimstone (Director: Martin Koolhoven)
  36. Broken Vows (Director: Bram Coppens)
  37. Brother Nature (Directors: Osmany Rodriguez + Matt Villines)
  38. C Street (Director: Peter James Iengo)
  39. Cabin Fever (Director: Travis Zariwny)
  40. Captain Fantastic (Director: Matt Ross)
  41. Car Dogs (Director: Adam Collis)
  42. Casual Encounters (Director: Zackary Adler)
  43. Cell (Director: Tod Williams)
  44. Certain Women (Director: Kelly Reichardt)
  45. Cezanne et Moi (Director: Danièle Thompson)
  46. Chasing Gold (Director: Edmond G. Coisson)
  47. Chosen (Director: Jasmin Dizdar)
  48. Christine (Director: Antonio Campos)
  49. Chuck (Director: Philippe Falardeau)
  50. To Steal From A Thief (Director: Daniel Calparsoro)
  51. Code Of Honor (Director: Michael Winnick)
  52. Colossal (Director: Nacho Vigalondo)
  53. Come And Find Me (Director: Zack Whedon)
  54. Compadres (Director: Enrique Begné)
  55. Complete Unknown (Director: Joshua Marston)
  56. Contract To Kill (Director: Keoni Waxman)
  57. Countdown (Director: John Stockwell)
  58. Criminal (Director: Ariel Vromen)
  59. Dark Disciple (Director: undisclosed)
  60. Deadpool (Director: Tim Miller)
  61. Decommissioned (Director: Timothy Woodward, Jr.)
  62. Detour (Director: Christopher Smith)
  63. Dirty Grandpa (Director: Dan Mazer)
  64. Don’t Breathe (Director: Fede Alvarez)
  65. Don’t Hang Up (Directors: Damien Macé + Alexis Wajsbrot)
  66. Don’t Knock Twice (Director: Caradog W. James)
  67. Don’t Think Twice (Director: Mike Birbiglia)
  68. Edge Of Winter (Director: Rob Connolly)
  69. Eliminators (Director: James Nunn)
  70. Elle (Director: Paul Verhoeven)
  71. Elvis & Nixon (Director: Liza Johnson)
  72. Encounter (Director: Susannah O’Brien)
  73. End Of A Gun (Director: Keoni Waxman)
  74. Equity (Director: Meera Menon)
  75. Everybody Wants Some!! (Director: Richard Linklater)
  76. Exposed (Director: Gee Malik Linton)
  77. FML (Director: Jason Nash)
  78. Fear, Inc. (Director: Vincent Masciale)
  79. Female Fight Squad (Director: Miguel A. Ferrer)
  80. Fifty Shades Of Black (Director: Michael Tiddes)
  81. Free Fire (Director: Ben Wheatley)
  82. Free State Of Jones (Director: Gary Ross)
  83. Friend Request (Director: Simon Verhoeven)
  84. From the Land of the Moon (Director: Nicole Garcia)
  85. Game Of Aces (Director: Damien Lay)
  86. Get A Job (Director: Dylan Kidd)
  87. Goat (Director: Andrew Neel)
  88. Gold (Director: Stephen Gaghan)
  89. Golden Treasure (Director: Uranchimeg Urtnasan)
  90. Good Kids (Director: Chris McCoy)
  91. Graduation (Director: Cristian Mungiu)
  92. Green Is Gold (Director: Ryon Baxter)
  93. Guernica (Director: Koldo Serra)
  94. Hacker (Director: Akan Satayev)
  95. Hacksaw Ridge (Director: Mel Gibson)
  96. Hands Of Stone (Director: Jonathan Jakubowicz)
  97. Happy Birthday (Director: Casey Tebo)
  98. Hell Or High Water (Director: David Mackenzie)
  99. How To Be Single (Director: Christian Ditter)
  100. Hush (Director: Mike Flanagan)
  101. I Am Wrath (Director: Chuck Russell)
  102. I, Daniel Blake (Director: Ken Loach)
  103. Imperium (Director: Daniel Ragussis)
  104. In Dubious Battle (Director: James Franco)
  105. In A Valley Of Violence (Director: Ti West)
  106. Indignation (Director: James Schamus)
  107. Interrogation (Director: Stephen Reynolds)
  108. Is That a Gun in Your Pocket? (Director: Matt Cooper)
  109. Jack Goes Home (Director: Thomas Dekker)
  110. Jackie (Director: Pablo Larrain)
  111. Jarhead III: The Siege (Director: William Kaufman)
  112. Joshy (Director: Jeff Baena)
  113. Julieta (Director: Pedro Almodóvar)
  114. Keanu (Director: Peter Atencio)
  115. Kicks (Director: Justin Tipping)
  116. Killing Hasselhoff (Director: Darren Grant)
  117. KM 31-2 (Director: Rigoberto Castañeda)
  118. LBJ (Director: Rob Reiner)
  119. Lady Bloodfight (Director: Chris Nahon)
  120. Live By Night (Director: Ben Affleck)
  121. London Has Fallen (Director: Babak Najafi)
  122. London Town (Director: Derrick Borte)
  123. Manchester By The Sea (Director: Kenneth Lonergan)
  124. Manhattan Minutiae (Director: Steve Becker)
  125. Manhattan Night (Director: Brian DeCubellis)
  126. Marauders (Director: Steven C. Miller)
  127. Mean Dreams (Director: Nathan Morlando)
  128. Mechanic: Resurrection (Director: Dennis Gansel)
  129. Meet The Blacks (Director: Deon Taylor)
  130. Mercury Plains (Director: Charles Burmeister)
  131. Message From The King (Director: Fabrice Du Welz)
  132. Mike & Dave Need Wedding Dates (Directgor: Jake Szymanski)
  133. Misconduct (Director: Shintaro Shimosawa)
  134. Miss Saigon: 25th Anniversary (Director: Brett Sullivan)
  135. Miss Sloane (Director: John Madden)
  136. Monday At 11:01 A.M. (Director: Harvey Lowry)
  137. Money (Director: Martin Rosete)
  138. Money Monster (Director: Jodie Foster)
  139. Moonlight (Director: Barry Jenkins)
  140. Morgan (Director: Luke Scott)
  141. Morris From America (Director: Chad Hartigan)
  142. Movie Madness (Director: Big Daddy Kane + PePhillip Penza)
  143. My Blind Brother (Director: Sophie Goodhart)
  144. My Dead Boyfriend (Director: Anthony Edwards)
  145. Natural Born Pranksters (Directors: Roman Atwood + Ben Pluimer)
  146. Neighbors II: Sorority Rising (Director: Nicholas Stoller)
  147. Neruda (Director: Pablo Larrain)
  148. Never Back Down: No Surrender (Director: Michael Jai White)
  149. No Pay. Nudity (Director: Lee Wilkof)
  150. No culpes al karma de lo que te pasa por gilipollas (Director: Maria Ripoll)
  151. Nocturnal Animals (Director: Tom Ford)
  152. Norman (Director: Joseph Cedar)
  153. Office Christmas Party (Directors: Josh Gordon + Will Speck)
  154. Officer Downe (Director: Shawn Crahan)
  155. Operation Avalanche (Director: Matt Johnson)
  156. Our Kind Of Traitor (Director: Susanna White)
  157. Outlaws + Angels (Director: JT Mollner)
  158. Paterson (Director: Jim Jarmusch)
  159. Patriots Day (Director: Peter Berg)
  160. Pepo Pal Senado (Director: Raúl García)
  161. Personal Shopper (Director: Olivier Assayas)
  162. Pet (Director: Carles Torrens)
  163. Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping (Directors: Akiva Schaffer + Jorma Taccone)
  164. Precious Cargo (Director: Max Adams)
  165. Raw (Director: Julia Ducournau)
  166. Recovery (Director: Darrell Wheat)
  167. Resident Evil: The Final Chapter (Director: Paul W.S. Anderson)
  168. Satanic (Director: Jeffrey G. Hunt)
  169. Sausage Party (Director: Greg Tiernan + Conrad Vernon)
  170. Shepherds And Butchers (Directors: Oliver Schmitz)
  171. Shovel Buddies (Directors: Simon Atkinson + Adam Townley)
  172. Silence (Director: Martin Scorsese)
  173. Sleight (Director: J.D. Dillard)
  174. Sniper: Ghost Shooter (Director: Don Michael Paul)
  175. Sniper: Special Ops (Director: Fred Olen Ray)
  176. Snowden (Director: Oliver Stone)
  177. Sophie And The Rising Sun (Director: Maggie Greenwald)
  178. Spaceman (Director: Brett Rapkin)
  179. Spin Out (Directors: Tim Ferguson + Marc Gracie)
  180. Standoff (Director: Adam Alleca)
  181. Strange Weather (Director: Katherine Dieckmann)
  182. Sundown (Director: Fernando Lebrija)
  183. Swing State (Director: Jonathan Sheldon)
  184. Swiss Army Man (Directors: Dan Kwan + Daniel Scheinert)
  185. Term Life (Director: Peter Billingsley)
  186. The 9th Life Of Louis Drax (Director: Alexander Aja)
  187. The Accountant (Director: Gavin O’Connor)
  188. The Asian Connection (Director: Daniel Zirilli)
  189. The Assignment (Director: Walter Hill)
  190. The Autopsy Of Jane Doe (Director: André Øvredal)
  191. The Bad Batch (Director: Ana Lily Amirpour)
  192. The Belko Experiment (Director: Greg McLean)
  193. The Birth Of A Nation (Director: Nate Parker)
  194. The Boss (Director: Ben Falcone)
  195. The Bronx Bull (Director: Martin Guigui)
  196. The Brooklyn Banker (Director: Federico Castelluccio)
  197. The Brothers Grimsby (Director: Louis Leterrier)
  198. The Charnel House (Director: Craig Moss)
  199. The Comedian (Director: Taylor Hackford)
  200. The Congressman (Directors: Jared Martin + Robert Mrazek)
  201. The Conjuring II: The Enfield Poltergeist (Director: James Wan)
  202. The Disappointments Room (Director: D.J. Caruso)
  203. The Duel (Director: Kieran Darcy-Smith)
  204. The Duelist (Director: Aleksey Mizgirev)
  205. The Edge Of Seventeen (Director: Kelly Fremon Craig)
  206. The Exception (Director: David Leveaux)
  207. The Eyes Of My Mother (Director: Nicolas Pesce)
  208. The Free World (Director: Jason Lew)
  209. The Girl On The Train (Director: Tate Taylor)
  210. The Girl With All The Gifts (Director: Colm McCarthy)
  211. The Hatching (Director: Michael Anderson)
  212. The Hollow Point (Director: Gonzalo López-Gallego)
  213. The Infiltrator (Director: Brad Furman)
  214. The Intervention (Director: Clea DuVall)
  215. The Journey Is The Destination (Director: Bronwen Hughes)
  216. The Land (Director: Steven Caple, Jr.)
  217. The Last Face (Director: Sean Penn)
  218. The Last Film Festival (Director: Linda Yellen)
  219. The Last King (Director: Nils Gaup)
  220. The Late Bloomer (Director: Kevin Pollak)
  221. The Levelling (Director: Hope Dickson Leach)
  222. The Mermaid (Director: Stephen Chow)
  223. The Monster (Director: Bryan Bertino)
  224. The Neon Demon (Director: Nicolas Winding Refn)
  225. The Nice Guys (Director: Shane Black)
  226. The Other Side Of The Door (Director: Johannes Roberts)
  227. The People Garden (Director: Nadia Litz)
  228. The Perfect Match (Director: Bille Woodruff)
  229. The Purge: Election Year (Director: James DeMonaco)
  230. The Salesman (Director: Asghar Farhadi)
  231. The Take (Director: James Watkins)
  232. The Trust (Directors: Alex Brewer + Benjamin Brewer)
  233. The Veil (Director: Phil Joanou)
  234. The Whole Truth (Director: Courtney Hunt)
  235. Their Finest (Director: Lone Scherfig)
  236. Toni Erdmann (Director: Maren Ade)
  237. Trash Fire (Director: Richard Bates, Jr.)
  238. Trespass Against Us (Director: Adam Smith)
  239. Triple 9 (Director: John Hillcoat)
  240. Two Lovers And A Bear (Director: Kim Nguyen)
  241. Underworld: Blood Wars (Director: Anna Foerster)
  242. Urge (Director: Aaron Kaufman)
  243. U.S.S. Indianapolis: Men Of Courage (Director: Mario Van Peebles)
  244. Vigilante Diaries (Director: Christian Sesma)
  245. Viral (Directors: Henry Joost + Ariel Schulman)
  246. Vincent N Roxxy (Director: Gary Michael Schultz)
  247. Wakefield (Director: Robin Swicord)
  248. War Dogs (Director: Todd Phillips)
  249. War On Everyone (Director: John Michael McDonagh)
  250. We Love You (Director: Huck Botko)
  251. Wiener-Dog (Director: Todd Solondz)
  252. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot (Directors: Glenn Ficarra + John Requa)
  253. Why Him? (Director: John Hamburg)
  254. Within (Director: Phil Claydon)
  255. Wolves (Director: Bart Freundlich)
  256. Wolves At The Door (Director: John R. Leonetti))
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2016.12.05 08:12 DaveAP Great Submission Radio Episode: Guests Cole Miller (money issues)/Luke Thomas/Ryan Bader (free agency)/Time Kennedy (MMAAA)

Full episode. Time stamped links are in the comments
Ryan Bader starts at: 3:15
Tim Kennedy starts at: 29:18
Cole Miller starts at: 54:26
Luke Thomas starts at: 1:18:59
Damon Martin Roundtable starts at: 1:35:00
Gray Maynard vs. Ryan Hall starts at: 1:35:40
Sara McMann vs. Alexis Davis starts at: 1:38:47
Jorge Masvidal vs. Jake Ellenberger starts at: 1:43:30
Joseph Benavidez vs. Henry Cejudo starts at: 1:48:59
Demetrious Johnson vs. Tim Elliot starts at: 1:55:46
The Mixed Martial Arts Athletes Association starts at: 2:06:40
Tim Kennedy returns to Submission Radio to discuss the recent announcement and launch of the Mixed Martial Arts Athletes Association which he is a part of, the general goals of the MMAAA, how him and Georges St-Pierre, Donald Cerrone TJ Dillashaw, Cain Velasquez and Bjorn Rebney all got together, the criticisms of the former Bellator owner being a part of the movement and why it’s necessary to have Bjorn there, the potential of a labour strike, who is funding the efforts of the association, his UFC 206 fight against Kelvin Gastelum and more!
Cole Miller makes his first appearance on Submission Radio to discuss his recent frustration with the UFC in the leadup to his fight against Mizuto Hirota, the cancelation of the original bout and the lengthy delay in the rescheduled date, receiving less than one third of his show money, the lack of communication from the UFC and being denied a meeting, not feeling valued by the company, the way in which this situation has led to a complete lack of motivation in the gym for him, being unsure if he wants to continue fighting, if this fight at UFC on FOX 22 will be the last of his career, and more.
Ryan Bader returns to Submission Radio to discuss his win over Antonio “Rogerio” Nogueira and current status as a free agent, if the UFC has offered him a new contract since his win over Lil Nog at UFC Sao Paulo, his standing in the light heavyweight division title picture, if he was offered to fill in for Daniel Cormier against Anthony Johnson at UFC 206, the reshuffling of the UFC 206 card and Conor McGregor being stripped of his featherweight belt, his worth and leverage in the UFC’s aging light heavyweight division, if the UFC title is still as important to him, his thoughts on the launch of the Mixed Martial Arts Athletes Association and if he’s interested in joining, starting his own business to secure his future, and more.
Luke Thomas returns to Submission Radio to discuss MMA’s hot topics, including Conor McGregor being stripped of the UFC featherweight title, the Irishman’s silence since the situation happened, McGregor receiving his boxing license in California and what this means for a potential Floyd Mayweather fight, the launch of the Mixed Martial Arts Athletes Association and what Luke’s thoughts are, Bjorn Rebney being a part of the association, if Conor McGregor would ever join an association, and more!
Damon Martin joins the Submission Radio roundtable discussion to help break down the UFC Ultimate Fighter 24 Finale and such fights as Demetrious Johnson vs. Tim Elliot, Joseph Benavidez vs. Henry Cejudo and what’s next for both men, Jake Ellenberger vs. Jorge Masvidal and the abrupt and unfortunate way in which the bout ended, Sara McMann vs. Alexis Davis, Gray Maynard vs. Ryan Hall, as well as the launch of the Mixed Martial Arts Athletes Association and why it may not be as successful as people think!
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2016.03.28 07:12 clearliquidclearjar WEEKLY EVENTS 3/28 – 4/4

WEEKLY EVENTS 3/28 – 4/4
Friday is First Friday and Saturday is Springtime Tallahassee. There’s a parade, all kinds of stuff in the downtown parks, music, food. Go down there and enjoy it.
Tally’s Independent Cinema and Theater Offerings:
The FSU Circus is proud to announce the 2016 spring show series "Action!".Click here for schedule and details.
Check here for the current run of excursions offered by Camp Folks. If you want to check out the local outdoors, this seems to be a good group to go with.
MONDAY 3/28
  • GrassLands Brewery: Sustainable Tallahassee Presents Green Drinks! “This month, we're talking about How We're Making the LeMoyne Chain of Parks Art Festival a Green Event. Green Drinks is an opportunity for conversation, meeting others interested in sustainability, and hearing an interesting speaker. Bring some friends, meet some new ones!” 5:30pm
  • Junction @ Monroe: Rock N' Roll High School and Repo Man: Trash Cinema Nights Deep Cult. “Hey Gang, The Primal Root here and I can hardly contain my pleasure at our Trash Cinema Nights Deep Cult at The Junction Double Feature of the 1979 Roger Corman youth in revolt cult classic, Rock N Roll High School featuring PJ Soles, Clint Howard and, of course, The Ramones! Followed by one of my personal all time favorite cinematic oddities, the 1984 subversive sci-fi, comedy punk classic, Repo Man starring Emilio Estevez and Harry Dean Stanton!” 7pm/$5/byob
TUESDAY 3/29
  • Tallahassee Buddhist Community in RR Sq: Power Flow Yoga hosted by the Yoga Club at FSU. “This a series of WEEKLY classes hosted by the Yoga Club and taught by our exec board member Leah Means. Classes hosted by the Yoga Club at FSU are always 100% free/by donation to both FSU students and members of our community! Appropriate for all levels! Donations are always accepted, especially since the TBC is saving up for a new larger meditation and retreat space.” 5pm/free or donations
  • Madison Social: Trivia Social. They do half and half theme and miscellaneous, so check their FB every week for an event page. 7pm
  • Brass Tap in Midtown: Trivia. Check their FB page for the theme. 7pm
  • Northside Pies: Bar Trivia With Hank. 50 questions of sweet, sweet trivia. Win a pizza! Use your brain! 7:30pm/free
  • Bird’s Oyster Shack: Trivia With John Carpenter. This is a fun, lively night. 7:30pm
  • GrassLands Brewing Company: Trivia Factory. 7:30pm
  • Fourth Quarter: Trivia With Professor Jim. AUCE wings. Truly a trivia favorite. 8pm
  • Krewe de Gras: Karaoke With Pete. 8:30pm
  • Atmosphere Pub: Open Mic "SingeSong Writer" Edition. 9pm
  • Applebees on the Parkway: Karaoke with Amanda Goram. 10pm
  • Pockets Pool: Karaoke with Dwight. 10pm/21+
  • HalfTime Pie Pub: Flippin Tuesday! w/Black Tarzan. “The finest selection of Trap x Twerk x EDM x BassWave vibes.” 10pm/$3 guys, free for ladies/18+
  • Tallahassee Senior Center: Breaking Down Barriers - a complimentary, pre-film reception, followed by "Glen Campbell, I'll Be Me". “This award winning film is about country-music legend Glen Campbell, his diagnosis of Alzheimer's disease in 2011, & his poignant 2012 farewell tour. Film will be followed by a panel discussion of advocates and experts, moderated by Tallahassee City Commissioner Gil Ziffer.” 6:30pm
  • The Moon: Of Montreal. 7pm/$20
  • Bryan Hall Learning Community: Movie Night w/ Mad Max: Fury Road. 7:30pm
  • Encore Nightclub: Discover: San Holo. 10pm/18+
WEDNESDAY 3/30
  • Bird’s Oyster Shack: Wednesday Night Lab Session Hosted by Jim Crozier, featuring Dylan Ragpicker Allen. 6pm
  • Fermentation Lounge: Quizmaster General Knowledge Trivia. “Quizmaster is hosted by Bennett Miller from 7-9pm every Wednesday, and features three rounds of general knowledge trivia (and a weekly food special). It is free to play and teams of up to 6 are welcome. The winner of each round receives a sample flight, and the Quizmaster for the night receives a $25 gift card and serious credit on Geek Street.” 7pm
  • Brass Tap on Gaines: Trivia. Check their FB page for the theme. 7pm
  • Hurricane Grill & Wings: Trivia With Greg. 7pm
  • GrassLands Brewing Company: BYOBG! Bring Your Own Board Game. “Our gracious host, Trevor Bond, will be featuring one game each week. Feel free to bring your own games to play & share.” 7pm/21+
  • The Junction at Monroe: Live Band Karaoke. 7pm/$6 coveBYOB
  • The Fox and Stag: Ladies Night with DJ Loden. 7pm-9pm.
  • Proof: Bar Trivia With Hank. Here’s what I suggest: pick up an order to go at the Crumbox Gastgarden, bring it on down to Proof, order a brimming glass of locally brewed deliciousness, and show off all those random factoids you thought you’d never use. 7:30pm/21+/no cover
  • Krewe de Gras: Trivia with Mr. Matt. $40 first prize 8pm
  • The Warehouse: Open Mic. “There is a lottery for time slots. Now smoke free!” 8pm
  • Burrito Boarder: Karaoke With Nathan. 8pm
  • Just One More: Karaoke with Roger. 9pm
  • Bird’s: Comedy Night. I’m pretty sure this is both a performance and an open mic. 9:30pm/free
  • FSU Conference Center: TechExpo 2016. “This year, TechExpo has partnered with FSU's Digitech Conference to promote student innovation and collaboration in the Big Bend. Come explore students' creative works, tech start-ups, apps, and robotic exhibits. This is your opportunity to network with top-tier STEM students, recruit local talent, and participate in their Shark Tank-style competition and awards ceremony.” 7am-10pm
  • Ghazvini Center for Healthcare Education: Women's History Month Celebration. “TCC invites you to celebrate Women's History Month with us as we honor several outstanding women in our community! This year's theme is "Working to Form a More Perfect Union: Honoring Women in Public Service and Government." Our keynote speaker is Christina K. Daly, secretary of the Florida Department of Juvenile Justice. The ceremony will also feature a performance from the TCC African Drum and Dance Ensemble and the TCC forensics team.” 6pm
  • Crystal Portal: Sound Healing Journey: Singing Bowl & Didgeridoo Sound Healing. “Please hydrate well before coming and bring water to integrate the sounds you’ll be experiencing throughout the evening. Wear comfortable clothing and bring a yoga mat or blanket if you wish to lie down during the session. A few mats and pillows are available along with serving Free Hot tea. Please arrive 5-10 minutes early so you have time to settle into a comfortable position by 7pm. You are welcome to join us if the healing has already begun but please do so quietly.” 7pm/Sliding Scale Fee: $15-30
  • Crum Box Gastgarden: Wednesday Evening Gastgarden Sessions featuring Nate D'Angelo. 7pm
  • Ruby Diamond: Semi-Toned. “Comprised of 13 current students from the University of Exeter in The United Kingdom, SEMI-TONED is the reigning University Champion of Voice Festival UK, having won this honor in April 2015. With their trademark musical wit and charisma, five-star reviews, and a Bobby Award for being one of the most highly rated shows of the 2014 Edinburgh Festival Fringe, SEMI-TONED has wowed audiences both in the UK and the United States. SEMI-TONED’s performance will feature two fantastic a cappella groups from Florida State – AcaBelles and All-Night Yahtzee. You don’t want to miss this!” 7:30pm
  • Side Bar: THE NTH POWER (New Orleans) w/ Wolf & Witness & Adam Hendley. 9pm/$14
THURSDAY 3/31
  • Lake Ella Area: Food Truck Thursday with Mimi Hearn and the Hearn Dogs. 6pm
  • Junction @ Monroe: Open Mic. “The only open mic that pays the performers! Bring your instruments and play an open slot or just come and be entertained in Tallahassee's best sounding room!” Doors and registration open at 7pm/$10/BYOB (no coolers, cups, or non-alcoholic drinks allowed)
  • HalfTime Pie Pub: Trivia. Check the Pub FB page for a theme and possible bonus points. 8pm
  • Crum Box Gastgarden: Thursday Evening Sessions with Libby O'Neill. 8pm
  • Gaines Street Pies: Bar Trivia With Hank @ Warhorse Whiskey Bar. With a picture round! Sound round! Speed round! Hoarder’s Delight drawing! And all the other trivias! Win a delicious 18” pizza! 8pm
  • Dux (Crawfordville): Karaoke with Big Bob. $25 bar tab given away every week. 8:30pm-12:30pm
  • Midtown Caboose: Trivia Factory. 8:30pm
  • Pockets: Karaoke Dance Party with Keith Welch. 9pm/21+
  • Applebees on Cap Cir: Karaoke with Amanda Goram. 10pm
  • Birds: Karaoke Hosted By Jumpin Jams. Some of the most diverse and longest running karaoke in town. 10pm
  • Down Below (Under Barnacle Bills): Karaoke with Davin. 10pm
  • Goodwood: Centuries of Settings. “A new exhibit at Goodwood tells the story of ceramic use and dining customs through the ages using the museum’s porcelain collection and archaeological artifacts from the region. Goodwood has partnered with the Florida Division of Historical Resources, the Florida Public Archaeology Network, and the Tallahassee Porcelain Arts Guild to present this fabulous exhibit. Join us for the exhibit and series of free and ticketed events that take a fresh look at time-honored traditions. Here are the details.
  • Louis Shores Building, FSU: Free Headshot Event at FSU. “Professional attire is recommended!” 4:30pm-7pm
  • The Pod Advertising: PeaHarmony 2016. “This is your oppurtunity to make a hapPEA intership match! Many will try, but only a select few will make it into The Pod. Participants will rotate between 6 or more interview stations for 3-minute interviews with agency leaders and some of your very own PEArs. Internships Available: Graphics/ Digital Content/ Video Production/ Account Service.” 5pm
  • Civic Center: Line Dance: Showcase of the Arts. “The Largest Greek-run philanthropy at Florida State University is back this year better than ever. On March 31st, seventeen sorority teams will face off in a dance competition under the lights of the Donald L. Tucker Civic Center. This years event will also feature a step show, Marching Chief performance and an exhibition by the Golden Girls. The fraternities of Pi Kappa Alpha, Phi Kappa Tau, Pi Kappa Phi, Phi Sigma Kappa and Phi Delta Theta invite you to watch this one of a kind philanthropy event.” 7:30pm
  • Black Dog on the Square: Literary Night featuring Carol Lynne Knight. 7pm
  • Opperman Music Hall: Monteverdi's L'incoronazione di Poppea (The Coronation of Poppea). “This spring, FSU Opera presents the 2nd of Claudio Monteverdi's operas, " L'incoronazione di Poppea." This Italian baroque opera, updated to a contemporary setting, illuminates the dramatic love stories and murderous plots that surrounded Emperor Nero's reign and the rise of his mistress, Poppea, to Queen. Baroque specialist, Maestro Daniel Beckwith, will be leading a continuo group of period instruments for this exciting production of "The Coronation of Poppea." 7:30pm
  • 926 Bar & Grill: JACUZZI BOYS w/ Echo Base, Naps & Yikes. 9pm/$10
  • Liberty Bar: The Tyler Denning Band, Wolf & Witness And The Brown Goose. 10pm/$6
FRIDAY 4/1
  • Parlay Sports Bar: Karaoke with Big Bob. 8pm
  • Just One More: Karaoke with Roger. 9pm
  • 926 Lounge (Formerly Pugs): The Friday Night Party. “Get ready to dance your A$$ off at the Club-Side Party from 9pm to 2am with high energy music from DJ Carben and DJ Double G along with the best show in Tallahassee at midnight starring Ms. Debra Adams and members of our fabulous Queen team!” 9pm/$5/18+
  • Leggetts: Karaoke with Paul. 8:30pm
  • Down Below (Under Barnacle Bill’s): Karaoke with DJ Scott Long. 10pm
  • Stetsons @ The Moon: Karaoke with Johnny Ray. 10pm/$5/18+
  • Landis Green: Puppies & Pizza. “Come out and play with some puppies while enjoying some pizza, baked goods, and a chance to take cute photos at a puppy photo booth! As we are baking delicious sweet treats and providing fun props for the photo booth, we ask that you provide a small donation that will be donated to Relay for Life!” 3pm
  • Kleman Plaza: Music Festival with Josh Turner. 6pm/free
  • Mount Beasor Primitive Baptist Church (Sopchoppy): The Inspirations. 7pm
  • Lucky Goat Coffee: Tallahassee Latte Art Throwdown: April Fool's Edition. “It's that time again. Come out and test your latte art skills, hang out and make some friends. There might even be a little April Fool's silliness. And I bet there will be beer.” 7:30pm
  • Opperman Music Hall: Monteverdi's L'incoronazione di Poppea (The Coronation of Poppea). “This spring, FSU Opera presents the 2nd of Claudio Monteverdi's operas, " L'incoronazione di Poppea." This Italian baroque opera, updated to a contemporary setting, illuminates the dramatic love stories and murderous plots that surrounded Emperor Nero's reign and the rise of his mistress, Poppea, to Queen. Baroque specialist, Maestro Daniel Beckwith, will be leading a continuo group of period instruments for this exciting production of "The Coronation of Poppea." 7:30pm
  • The Junction @ Monroe: Greg Tish Celebrity Roast. “Join us on April Fool's Day for our first Celebrity Roast. Greg Tish, Tallahassee's most eligible bachelor and local legend (it's true, just ask him) will be up on the chopping block as other local celebs take pop-shots at him. It's payback time for the biggest prankster in 7 counties. The evening will be filled with music, comedy, and a few secret, special guest appearances.” 7pm/$10/byob
  • Midtown Studios: Midtown's Weekend Pass Event Series. Comedy. A Night of Comedy with Lawrence Singleton. 7:30pm/$15 for one night, $30 for all three
  • Backwoods Bistro: Frank Jones Trio. 8pm
  • Crum Box Gastgarden: First Friday featuring The Saplings. 8:30pm
  • Club Downunder: Standup Downunder. “This is the seventh show in our first Friday local comedy series! Come relax and experience the comedy of local students and community members alike. If you have ever wanted to try comedy yourself, sign up at the production table the day of the event. We have 15 slots, first come first serve!” 8:30pm/GP $5/18+
  • Side Bar: Sway Jah Vu EP release w/ Flat Land(Gainesville), Rachel Hillman, Form & J Cruz from Ethnikids DJ set. 9pm/$7
  • Kavakaze: KidDEAD Tour Kick-off and Tape Release with Versailles the Everything, MF GOON, Kayla Gordon and Furlough Noir. 9pm
  • Bradfordville Blues Club: Mr. Sipp. 9pm
SATURDAY 4/2
  • Park at Monroe: The Downtown Marketplace. 9am
  • Corner of Georgia & Macomb: Frenchtown Farmers’ Market. “The Frenchtown Heritage Market offers a wide variety of fresh, naturally grown produce. Live music, cooking demos, fruits vegetables, and honey sold directly by farmers.” I bought some beet jelly there last week, and it’s delicious. 9am – 1pm.
  • Wakulla Springs Lodge: Bob Carey on Piano. “Come on out and bring along your vocal chops, browse through my lyrics book, pick up one of my pass-around mics and sing your heart out, or just grab a stool and enjoy a fun filled evening of music and dancing. Full bar open til late.” 7pm
  • Salty Dawg: Karaoke with Paul. Family friendly! 8pm
  • Leggetts: Karaoke with Cowboy Chris. 9pm
  • El Patron: Pasion Latina. Bachata, Merengue, Salsa, Reggaeton. 9pm
  • Down Below (Under Barnacle Bills): Karaoke With Devin. If you want to sing and drink cheap beer and liquor and not have to wait for huge crowds, this is your spot. 10pm
  • 926 Lounge: Sanctuary (formerly Blue Monday). 10pm/$35
  • Rock Landing Marina (Panacea): 2016 Trash Fish Classic. Go here for the rules. 7am
  • Main Library: Spring Title Wave Used Book Sale. “We'll be offering amazing prices on books, DVDs, and more at the Collins Main Library before, during, and after the Springtime Tallahassee parade...and we'll also be doing a drawing for 2 free tickets to Elizabeth Gilbert's April 5 talk via Opening Nights Performing Arts (must become a new or renewing member by 4/2 to be eligible)!” 9am
  • Downtown: 48th Annual Springtime Tallahassee Festival: Jubilee. “With more than 200 arts, craft and food vendors from around the country, this event is represented by some of the best! You can expect artists displaying original, handmade masterpieces, and find cuisine with international flavors to ignite anyone’s taste buds! Bring the kids and check out the children’s park with a gulf specimen marine lab touch tank, pony rides, face painting, puppet show and more.” 9am-5pm
  • Capitol Building: Springtime Tallahassee Concert. 9am
  • Tallahassee Nurseries: Succulents! “Steve Chandler will give a talk on successfully growing succulents. We have a great selection, large and small, of these wonderful unique plants that are so fun to grow.” 10am
  • Esposito: Beekeeping Basics & Open Hive Demonstration. “Charles Futch, with the Appalachee Beekeepers Association, will teach a class about everything you need to get started with beekeeping. Following the presentation, Chuck Boooker will open the hives and let you get an up close and personal look at Esposito's bees.” 10am
  • Tallahassee Senior Center: Tallahassee Stamp & Cover Club presents TALPEX 2016. “Largest stamp show in north Florida. Free admission, free appraisals, and free parking! Buy, sell, and trade. Several stamp dealers will be on-site along with educational exhibits. Hourly door prizes and more!” 10am
  • North Monroe Street: 48th Annual Springtime Tallahassee Festival: Grand Parade. “Being one of the largest parades in the southeast the Springtime Tallahassee Grand Parade, presented by Tobacco Free Florida needs no introduction. Come see over 100 colorful units and floats, marching bands, dance groups, Springtime Krewe floats, and much more!” 10:30am
  • The Globe: Success in Service: Life After Peace Corps (FSU). “Success in Service: Life after Peace Corps is a student-organized, TED-style program featuring diverse, passionate Returned Peace Corps Volunteers who share their stories about how service impacted their personal and professional trajectory.” 11am
  • Mickee Faust Clubhouse: The F-Word Presents: Take No More Fest 2016, Night 1. “Formerly known as Lady Fest, Take No More Fest is an event to celebrate and highlight all of the very talented folks in Tallahassee who are sick of gender based oppression. Take No More means we will not tolerate any more of the hypermasculine and cissexist shit we constantly see in punk and art communities. We will use this day as a platform to sing, scream and yell that we will TAKE NO MORE!” 4pm/$5 for the day, $8 for two days
Night Witch 11:00 - 11:30
Gorgeous 10:20 - 10:50
En Ami 9:40 - 10:10
Blemish 9:00 - 9:30
Ex-novia 8:20 - 8:50
SPEW 7:40 - 8:10
Annacrusis 7:00 - 7:30
Lingua Franca 6:20 - 6:50
Isabella Folmar 5:40 - 6:10
Kayla Gordan 5:00 - 5:30
Doors: 4:00pm
  • Fifth & Thomas: Marc Broussard. 5pm/$25, $100 VIP
  • Esposito: Aquaponics 101. “Lowell Collins, founder of Tallahassee Aquaponics, will teach you everything you need to know to build a new aquaponics system or improve an existing one. He will cover required materials, nutrient cycling, the benefits of utilizing fish in your growing system, maintenance requirements, and much more! Following the seminar, Lowell will be available to answer any questions you might have about a new or existing aquaponics system. This seminar will be great for novices and experienced growers alike!” 7pm
  • Waterworks: Little Mystic w/ Wit Derls. 7pm/$5
  • B Sharps Jazz: John Coltrane: A Celebration of Life and Music. “Come out to B Sharps Jazz Club to hear 2 sets of music by John O'Leary and friends! We'll be presenting the life and music of the great saxophonist and composer John Coltrane. The band will consist of the following: John O'Leary - Tenor Saxophone; Kalen Mercer - Alto Saxophone; Will Fulkerson – Piano; Brian Hall – Bass; Adam Hendley – Drums ...and special guest Tyler Wertman on trombone.” 7pm/$10
  • Ruby Diamond: Demetri Martin. 7pm/GP $25
  • The Skybox (Crawfordville): Beat the Beetus Benefit Show. The Line Up is listed here. 7pm
  • Opperman Music Hall: Monteverdi's L'incoronazione di Poppea (The Coronation of Poppea). “This spring, FSU Opera presents the 2nd of Claudio Monteverdi's operas, " L'incoronazione di Poppea." This Italian baroque opera, updated to a contemporary setting, illuminates the dramatic love stories and murderous plots that surrounded Emperor Nero's reign and the rise of his mistress, Poppea, to Queen. Baroque specialist, Maestro Daniel Beckwith, will be leading a continuo group of period instruments for this exciting production of "The Coronation of Poppea." 7:30pm
  • Civic Center: A Sweet Escape: Pride Prom 2016. “Come out and experience prom your way in an LGBTQ+ inclusive environment where all genders and sexual orientations are accepted. Dress how you want to dress and bring the date or friends you want to bring. Party at Pride's biggest event of the year as we take over the Civic Center for an unforgettable night! Enjoy dancing, music from a live DJ, food, games, and a photobooth! Dress however makes you feel cute.” 8pm/free
  • The Junction @ Monroe: Eric Taylor w/Lori Kline. 8pm/$15
  • Midtown Studios: Midtown's Weekend Pass Event Series. One Act Play: Sorry, Wrong Number. 8pm/$15 for one night, $30 for all three
  • Atmosphere Pub: SoulSwitch w/ Casual Sam, Stormcraft and more TBA. 8pm
  • The Moon: SOJA. 8pm/$25
  • American Legion Hall: Spring Under the Stars. “This is the 1st Annual Beltane Ball, come Join us on April 2nd at the American Legion Hall. It will be a fun night of dancing and music. The music will be provided by Bedhead Betty.” 8pm/$10
  • Side Bar: Local Band Saturday: Backlash Band w/ In Between & The Jade Limbo. 9pm/$7
  • Bird’s Oyster Bar: PIECES (1982): A Trash Cinema Night 5 Year Anniversary Shindig! “Sink your teeth into the BEST damn burger in town, wash it down with a pitcher of your favorite adult beverage and prepare for an evening of chainsaw carnage, skinny dipping, stoners talking about fucking on waterbeds, unexplained teenage skulls, Wendy's burgers and fries, pants pissing, awkward skateboarding, random kung-fu, red herrings a plenty, several climaxes, and so many gut churning death scenes and naked breasts, you;ll think you've died and ascended to Trash Cinema Heaven...or is that descended? EITHER WAY! Come out and celebrate 5 Fun and Filthy Years of Trash Cinema Nights at Bird's Aphrodisiac Oyster Shack! Just think, one day you'll be able to tell illegitimate love children that you were there!” 9pm/18+
  • Bradfordville Blues Club: Jarekus Singleton. 10pm
SUNDAY 4/3
  • Lake Ella: Sunday Brunch Featuring Travelin’ Light. “The Spring Concert Series is here! Come out to Lake Ella every Sunday for food trucks and live music!” 11am-2pm
  • Salty Dawg Pub & Deli: The Famous Acoustic Jam w/ Wayne, Glenn, and Bo. Open mic, free beer for performers. 6pm
  • Bicycle House: Bicycle House/Joyride Collective Sunrise Gran Fondo. “This is a 110 mile route/ ride with some hills, some "roadbike-able" dirt roads, a couple of nice towns... hopefully nice weather... This ride is a no sag, no amenities whatsoever. Everyone is completely on their own and completely responsible for finding their way... That being said, this is a beautiful route... Average speed should be around 20mph. donations to Bicycle House are appreciated, but not required. Please attend! We are going to have a lot of fun...” 6:35am
  • Bald Point State Park: Coastal Birding With Marvin. “Marvin Collins is going birding at Bald Point State Park and you are welcome to join him. This is a good time of year to visit the coast to observe sea birds, marsh birds and migrating songbirds. You will have the benefit of Marvin’s birding expertise to help you identify these sometimes confusing species. If there is time, Marvin will take the group to Alligator Point (many birds utilize the power lines there) and then make a quick stop at Mash’s Sands. Meet at 7:00AM on Sunday at the Well’s Fargo Bank parking lot at the intersection of South Monroe Street and Paul Russell Road, across the street from the Florida Fair Grounds entrance. You may carpool from there if there are other willing participants, or you can meet at the entrance to the Bald Point State Park (at the north/east end of Alligator Point where the Ochlockonee River enters the Gulf) at 8:00AM. Bring your binoculars, field guides, sunscreen, water, snacks, etc.” $8 adults, $4 kids
  • Governor’s Park: Coffee Outside. “We will be meeting at the Governors Park, ride with a group from any of our starting points or just meet us there. Bring a stove, coffee making device and coffee/tea/cocoa and we will enjoy each others company while sipping. Afterwards folks can ride off on their own, head to brunch or a group ride.” 9am
  • The Junction @ Monroe: Rockin for Renee Fundraiser. “Music featuring Big Poppa & the Shuffle Brothers, Blues Factor, Keith Taylor Band, and Kevin Warren. Proceeds benefit the Garcia family medical expense fund.” 3pm/$15
  • Midtown Studios: Midtown's Weekend Pass Event Series. MidTalks: A Conversation with FoundeDirector of MLG Productions, Markeshia Luree Gorden. 3pm/$15 for one night, $30 for all three
  • Mickee Faust Clubhouse: The F-Word Presents: Take No More Fest 2016, Night 1. “Formerly known as Lady Fest, Take No More Fest is an event to celebrate and highlight all of the very talented folks in Tallahassee who are sick of gender based oppression. Take No More means we will not tolerate any more of the hypermasculine and cissexist shit we constantly see in punk and art communities. We will use this day as a platform to sing, scream and yell that we will TAKE NO MORE!” 4pm/$5 for the day, $8 for two days
Naps. 11:00 - 11:30
So What 10:20 - 10:50
Versailles The Everything 9:40 - 10:10
Mercury Blood 9:00 - 9:30
Scabs 8:20 - 8:50
HYSTERMAJESTY 7:40 - 8:10
Grooveslave 7:00 - 7:30
Ampersand 6:20 - 6:50
Kilo Tango 5:40 - 6:10
Bat Magic Preservation Society 5:00 - 5:30
  • Proof: Tallahassee Music Week Kickoff w/Crossroads Bluegrass Band. 3pm/free
  • Opperman Music Hall: Monteverdi's L'incoronazione di Poppea (The Coronation of Poppea). “This spring, FSU Opera presents the 2nd of Claudio Monteverdi's operas, " L'incoronazione di Poppea." This Italian baroque opera, updated to a contemporary setting, illuminates the dramatic love stories and murderous plots that surrounded Emperor Nero's reign and the rise of his mistress, Poppea, to Queen. Baroque specialist, Maestro Daniel Beckwith, will be leading a continuo group of period instruments for this exciting production of "The Coronation of Poppea." 3pm
  • Bradfordville Blues Club: New Orleans Suspects. 6pm
MONDAY 4/4
  • Burrito Boarder: Bar Trivia With Hank. $30 food & bar tab for first place. Specials on shots and $2 margaritas. 7 :30pm
  • Waterworks: Patio Theater. 8:30pm/21+
  • 926 Bar & Grill: Karaoke With Nathan. Drink specials and the best selection of songs in town. 9pm
  • FSU Union Green: Take Back the Night. “Take Back the Night is an event spearheaded by VOX: Voices for Planned Parenthood, Empowering Women Globally, kNOw MORE, the Womens Student Union, Asian American Student Union, and the Veterans Student Union to raise awareness on sexual assault. It is a night in which we'll come together as a university to Take Back the Night and denounce sexual assault. During this event, we're asking students, faculty, alumni, and the community to come together to stand up, speak out, and fight against sexual assault via a march around the campus to and from the integration statue, a candlelight vigil, and a sharing of stories by student survivors.” 7pm-9pm
  • The Junction @ Monroe: Scotty Barnhart presents the Classic Jam Session Series. “Acclaimed trumpeter, FSU jazz professor, and two-time Grammy Award winner Scotty Barnhart presents the Classic Jam Session Series at [email protected]. The series features select seasoned jazz musicians and offers a jam session environment to jazz students and other talented performers.” 8pm/$10
  • Shark Tank: Femignome ATL + Heavy Eyes ATL w/Winded and Night Witch. 8:30pm/$5/all ages
Keep checking back, sometimes I update. Got anything to add?
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2015.02.04 05:32 makenziiko 19 [F4M] Iowa/Anywhere-I'm stupidly shy, and looking for something that's not going to fizzle out

A bit of background would be helpful I suppose.
So back in August I had a pretty shitty break-up after being with the guy for 3 years. But now I'm ready to see what else is out there. I've been on pretty much every dating site imaginable, but the thing is, everyone I've talked to, even the people I've had really good chemistry with, have just kind of "fizzled out". We end up talking less and less until we both just kind of fall out of each other's lives. I can't tell if it's something I'm doing wrong or what, but anyway, I'm looking for someone that that's not going to happen with. I think a lot of the problem is that I'm stupidly shy and awkward, so I tend to not know what to say in conversation. So someone who asks a lot of questions and just has a lot to say in general would be great. (Trust me, I'm not going to get angry if you end up typing whole paragraphs!) I'm really hoping to find someone special that could turn into something great. (:
A little about me: I'm a freshman in college majoring in Japanese. I love video games, YouTube, rock/alternative/punk music, driving around, singing, theatre, and grape juice. I'm on tumblr a lot. I like to read articles and interesting stuff online (hence why I'm here on reddit :P). My sense of humor is best described as Mitch Hedberg/Steven Wright/Demetri Martin-ish. Mega bonus points if you know who any/all of those guys are.
So yeah. This post is much longer than I intended it to be. Hope to hear from you cool people soon. (:
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2015.01.15 23:40 tabledresser [Table] IAmA: The little Jew behind ARCHER got a little bigger. H. Jon Benjamin here. AMA.

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Hi Benjamin. Can you please tell everyone about the time you and Sam Seder got a deal to write a sitcom and then had Sam's elderly uncle write it? Do I have that right? Sort of. it was actually my brother in law's father and sam and i went to florida to research a show about a young guy who went to live in a retirement community. When we were there, he was showing us scripts he wrote for his community's annual play- like vaudeville-esque stuff. Without Sam's consent, I offered him the chance to write the script and he did and Sam and I submitted that to the network. It was like 70 pages and had a 7 page scene of viagra jokes pulled from a joke book. The network was not amused.
Will you please tell me a fond little memory about Jon Glaser? I fondly remember how we came up with the fuggedabuddies. we were driving to hoboken to open for yo la ten go and we couldn't find a parking space, so whenever we approached what we thought was a space, but ended up being a hydrant or a driveway, jon would yell 'fuggedaboutit' (because we were in NJ) and then we ended up somehow on us being a duo that said fuggedaboutit called the fuggedabuddies who were somehow from san diego and were jewish.
Do you have any fond memories of Worcester? Is that even possible? I do. i actually like growing up there believe it or not. Coming from a place where the presiding narrative is 'how do i get out of here?' is often positive. it compels you to strive for better things. Worcester is powerful like that. Just getting to Providence was a victory, even just for a day.
Do you think changing Tina to a girl after the original pilot helped the show? I actually do and i think loren does as well. That was a note from the network, but I do think if dan played a boy, it would have also resonated with awkward male adolescents in the same way Tina has become an icon for awkward teen girls.
What's it like working on Bob's Burgers? Did you ever experience a mom like Linda? I've met John Robert's actual Mom and she's pretty damn close. She had a disturbing interest in the show Blue Bloods from what I remember. She overshares and is very sweet just like Linda.
Oh, hey, I'm pretty early to an AMA for once. So Jon, do you like to cook? What's your favorite meal to cook at home? What's your favorite meal to eat at a restaurant? What's the most expensive meal you've ever eaten? Do you consider a cheeseburger to be a sandwich or is it a separate entity entirely? Feel free to answer any or all. I am just getting into cooking. i have been using this delivery service called Blue Apron which delivers you the ingredients and provides you specific recipes. it's surprisingly great. it has gotten me exponentially better at cooking very quickly. as far as the most expensive meal, i think it would be masa in nyc.
What's your biggest similarity with Sterling? Biggest difference? I definitely share archer's penchant for annoying everyone around him and his juvenile sense of humor, and biggest difference, my chest is significantly more pillowy.
What would you say is the reason for your success in the voice acting industry? You seem to be very high in demand (BB, Archer, Family Guy, etc). Do you prefer voice acting over being in front of the camera? I like both. obviously i have had more opportunities doing voice work, but i certainly like doing on camera. voice acting has a lot of upsides in that it takes very little time and effort. on camera acting for me is a bit more pressure.
You did a splendid job in A New York Minute. That deserves a sequel.
What shows are you watching right now? Are you a Community fan? I haven't watched it yet, but I have been meaning to start. that and arrested development I have yet to see so those are mandatory viewing soon.
Would you be interested in voice acting for videogames? They matured a lot lately. Also what's your favourite videogame? The last game i played on a regular basis was call of duty black ops, the zombie game within the game. that took me down a very dark rabbit hole for several months.
How much fun did you and David Cross have with the "Jew them Up" sketch? That was really fun. i could have done that for a year. to this day, i will occasionally insist on giving someone double the money they ask for.
Hi Jon. I've been a fan of yours since "Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist." Do you have a favorite episode? Do you still keep in contact with Jonathan Katz? I do. I just spoke to him today coincidentally enough. They are doing a 20 yr anniversary Dr. katz show in san fran next week and I have reprise my Ben role.
Does Christian Slater return your phone calls anymore? He left his baseball hat at the photo shoot so i have something personal that he wants. that's the best way to get a man!
I really miss Home Movies. Was Walter & Perry the influence for Ollie & Pesto on Bob's Burgers? I want pills that make me go "meow" I think so. Loren Bouchard definitely has an affinity for weird falsetto, strangely homoerotic siblings, although i'm not sure walter and perry were related.
Do you ever quote any of the characters you voice in conversation (intentionally or unintentionally)? There was a woman who worked at starbucks near me whose name was Lana and I did say 'Lana, Lana, Lana' to her once but never yelled.
What Archer line made you laugh the most? I think i laughed really hard when i read the meowshwitz joke, but i am sucker for holocaust jokes.
Hey Jon! What television programs did you enjoy watching as a kid/teen? Also, how do you feel about the old animation style of the demo version of Bob's Burgers? >pic< Detective shows were probably my favorite- barretta, columbo- there was a show called kolchak: the night stalker that i remember liking a lot. kolchak investigated supernatural events.
You have to create a spinoff series based on a minor character from Bob's Burgers or Archer. Which do you pick, and what is it called? I know people have talked about Pam getting a spin-off. I'm pretty sure it was called The Poovey Files and she was like Magnum PI.
Which Belcher child is your personal favorite? And which do you think is Bob's favorite? I really like louise, but i think bob likes Tina best. She's the most reasonable.
Are you still in contact with Demetri Martin? Do you have any desire to work with him again? I just did a small role on a movie he directed. i assume it will come out soon.
Any plans to work with Nathan Fielder again in the near future? I love both of you to pieces. I hope so. we did have a idea for a sci-fi show, but nathan is busy on his show currently.
Hey Jon, what are you wearing? Just like a camo-print penis pouch, strapless on one side.
I once hugged you after an Archer voice actor panel at the Bellhouse in Brooklyn. You looked violated and annoyed. What's the worst thing a fan has done to you and how did my assault rank on that list? Once a fan followed me into the ymca. that's just not cool unless you're a member. And i am a bit bacteriophobic so hugging can be problematic
Favorite sandwich? Probably a traditional banh mi or a chicken parm.
How did you know I would instinctively buy a sack of awesomely random crap from you? The oven mitts are a huge hit with my friends, but I have to find reasons to show them since I don't cook. What will you and Eugene do with Flotsam next? We are working on it now. i think we will have a new mystery sack ready by spring. i think the new items will be even more artisinal.
What is your favorite running joke on Archer? I would have to say the messages on his voicemail.
What does the H in your name stands for? Hymietown.
How many more seasons do you see for Archer? Over 70.
Hey Jon, thanks for doing this. What's wrong with Romania? Is she sick?
Hey Jon, Lucky Yates here. I work on one of those shows you do. What's it like working with me? Am I too much? I'm too much, aren't I? You're just enough.
Looking forward to seeing you next Friday in San Francisco. What will you guys be doing? I would really like to shake your hand. I mostly fist bump or kiss on the mouth.
Mr. Benjamin, If I see you walking around in public and you aren't "busy", what's the best way to approach you? Is there anything in particular that you dislike fans doing? Second question, do you like Archer as a person? Run up and punch me in the dick. that way i'll know it's you!
If I were to make another bottle of Glengoolie Blue, would you be willing to chug it in front of Aisha Tyler while holding your finger up in her face? I'm half way through the first one and i'll chug the rest now.
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2014.06.07 04:06 Yes_Im_Stalking_You [Seeking] Room in San Francisco, temp or long term! $1000-$1500 June 13th

Hey all, debated posting this here but I'm running out of options!
Right now I sublet a room in the Inner Sunset, and my roommate gave me notice to vacate because she's planning on leaving the apartment herself. She's looking for a new place with a friend, and her friend is moving in here while they look. This was several weeks ago and I haven't had any luck finding a place yet.
Specs: I can afford up to $1500/mo all inc. (rent and utilities), but obviously the cheaper, the better. Some neighborhoods that specifically work best for me due to transit routes and walkability: Inner Sunset, Inner Richmond, The Mission, Duboce Triangle, SOMA, and Polk Gulch. I'm a Social Worker in the Bayview and I don't drive/have a car, so ideally I need to live off of the 44, the 19, or KT/N. Less walkable or further neighborhoods that could do in a pinch: Dogpatch, Potrero Hill, Glen Park, Russian Hill. Regardless of the neighborhoods I've listed, I'm definitely open to all suggestions or offers.
Dates: I'm out of my current place no later than June 13th. Can move (and more importantly, pay rent) sooner for sure. Can figure out a way to bridge the gap for a later move date, but am desperately trying to avoid having to do this, because it would involve moving my things multiple times. Ideally I'm really looking for a long term place (like 1yr+, moving is the worst) but can do a short term sublet or month to month.
About me: 30, Female, Asian-American, nerdy-goofy, kind of introverted, but will talk to anyone about anything. Will also leave you alone if that's what you're into. Or serenade you if that's what you're into. People pleaser. Last movie I saw was The Grand Budapest Hotel. Last book I read was Demetri Martin's "This is a Book". My main strength is that I "get along with everybody"--according to my boss. It was in my evaluation, so this is an undeniable fact and it's in my permanent file. My main weakness is upper body strength. And lower body strength. Body strength, really. Open to living with all types of people--ladies, gentlemen, unladylike ladies, ladylike gentlemen, dogs, cats, ninja turtles, ghosts, etc.
This is getting long, but if you have space in your home or know of someone who's looking for someone, I hope I didn't lose you! Feel free to PM me or just stalk my comment history. Internet penpals a welcome side-effect of this posting.
Thanks for reading!
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2014.05.15 03:33 949paintball May 14, 2014 - In a World... (2013)

In a World...

Director(s): Lake Bell

Starring: Lake Bell, Demetri Martin, Fred Melamed, Rob Corddry, Michaela Watkins, Ken Marino, Nick Offerman

In a World... is a 2013 American comedy film written, directed and co-produced by Lake Bell. The film stars Bell as Carol Solomon, a vocal coach intent on doing voice-over work for film trailers. The film was a financial success, grossing nearly $3 million on a budget of less than $1 million, and received positive reviews from critics.

Info:

  • Rating: R
  • Running Time: 93 Minutes
  • Genre: Comedy
  • Release Date: September 13, 2013
  • Language(s): English
  • IMDb user rating: 6.7/10
  • Rotten Tomatoes critic: 92% positive reviews
  • Rotten Tomatoes critic rating: 7.6/10

Awards: 4 wins & 5 nominations

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Discussion topic(s):
  1. What kind of trailer voice-over is your favorite?
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2014.01.19 12:50 beav0901dm [New Releases] Week Of January 20, 2014

New Releases - Week Of January 20, 2014
Movies
When his late mother appears in a vision and tells him to go to Bucharest, Charlie immediately boards a plane across the Atlantic. But when he meets a fellow passenger, Charlie finds himself with another promise to fulfill in Charlie Countryman.
A New York socialite, deeply troubled and in denial, arrives in San Francisco to impose upon her sister. She looks a million, but isn't bringing money, peace, or love in Blue Jasmine.
Robert Saunders (Dylan McDermott), a New York City mechanic is knocked unconscious at his birthday dinner and wakes up to find himself locked inside the restaurant's walk-in freezer in Freezer.
An Acapulco playboy finds a baby on his doorstep, and he embraces his newfound role as a parent while also stumbling into a new career as a Hollywood stuntman after moving to Los Angeles to search for the girl's missing mother in Instructions Not Included.
A newlywed couple cancels their honeymoon and returns to the snowy Midwest to make the funeral arrangements for their best man, who died unexpectedly after their ceremony in Best Man Down.
A horror comedy centered on a guy who learns that his unusual stomach problems are being caused by a demon living in his intestinesin Bad Milo.
Old Goats is the hilarious and heartfelt story of a trio of spirited senior citizens on a quest to make the most of their sunset years. Friends Bob, Britt, and Dave are each confronting aging in his own unique fashion: straight-laced Dave rebels against his wife's plans for their new retirement, hoarder Britt struggles with online dating after decades alone on his houseboat, and lively ladies man Bob juggles a hyperactive social schedule and a fanciful memoir about his adventurous past. Rife with equal doses of attitude and charm, this slice-of-life comedy finds offbeat humor in the everyday foibles of life and love after retirement, and provides a refreshing perspective on "the golden years," proving it's never too late to chase your dreams.
Milan and Jonas once were the best friends in the world. Until the day when they had to denounce Serki, a criminal psychopath, to the Mexican police. Six years later Jonas meets up with a devastated Milan: Serki has just been released and he is back to Paris seeking vengeance in Paris Countdown.
The Date Movie spoofsters are at it again, this time with their eyes set on The Hunger Games in this Safran Company parody. Maiara Walsh and Brant Daugherty head up the starring cast in The Starving Games.
A Florida couple deals with an unexpected pregnancy while holding minimum wage jobs in Sunlight Jr
A forgotten king, Eirick, is tasked with the impossible odds to defeat Thor, the God of Thunder in Vikingdom.
Lake Bell ("Children's Hospital") stars in 'In a World...', a hilarious romantic comedy about a struggling vocal coach who strikes it big in the cutthroat world of movie-trailer voiceovers, only to find herself in direct competition with the industry's reigning king-her father. Written and directed by Bell, who won the Sundance 2013 Waldo Salt Screenwriting Award for the script, 'In a World...' also stars Fred Melamed (A Serious Man), Rob Corddry ('Hot Tub Time Machine'), Demetri Martin ("Important Things with Demetri Martin"), Michaela Watkins ("Enlightened"), Ken Marino ("Burning Love"), Nick Offerman ("Parks and Recreation"), Alexandra Holden ('The Hot Chick') and Tig Notaro ("The Sarah Silverman Program") in In A World....
Criterion
The dying words of a thief spark a madcap cross-country rush to find some treasure in It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World.
This deadpan tragicomedy about a group of impoverished, outcast artists living the bohemian life in Paris is among the most beguiling films by Finnish director Aki Kaurismäki. Based on stories from Henri Murger’s influential mid-nineteenth-century book Scènes de la vie de bohème (the basis for the opera La bohème), the film features a marvelous trio of Kaurismäki regulars—André Wilms, Matti Pellonpää, and Karl Väänänen—as a writer, painter, and composer who scrape by together, sharing in life’s daily absurdities. Gorgeously shot in black and white, La vie de bohème is a vibrantly scrappy rendition of a beloved tale in La Vie de Bohème.
Television
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2013.12.20 00:22 tabledresser [Table] I am a comedian named Bo Burnham. My new special "what." is out for free on YouTube/Netflix. AMA

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Hey Bo, on your special when you told the video editor joke and then it cut away (which I thought was brilliant),what did you say to the audience between setting up the editor joke and when the video picks back up? Glad you dug that bit! Wasn't sure how it would play. At the taping, right after the "video editor's are so fucking-" I think I said, "and then we'll cut and, uh, just forget it this joke isn't for you." I could've spent time explaining it but I was worried that that would kill the momentum.
You had to hear that joke a total of three times to understand it? YEAH FUCK YOU, RETARD!!! (am i internetting right??)
What is your actual relationship with your dad? In many of your comedies you seem to bash on him, but I've always been curious of how your true relationship with him is like? My father is amazing and obscenely supportive. I think a lot of my act, for me, is sort of a parody of being a performer or an "artist" so I always liked that the subtext of the show was just me filling a dad-shaped hole in my heart. I'm also very weary of attention and I don't want to include my loved ones in it. I signed up for something, and I don't quite know what it is, but I know that they didn't sign up for it and I don't want to drag them into it. I know that sounds a bit dramatic but I'm just trying to play it safe.
What's the most awkward fan encounter you can remember? In a Chicago hotel in 2009, a fan blew me from the ceiling for the whole night.
Do you have trouble getting respect in the comedy community because you made it at such a young age rather than grinding it out for years, "paying your dues?" You know that was something I was really worried about when I started because if I had been grinding it out on the comedy scene for 15 years and some little kid had showed up and had an audience sort of fall into his lap out of nowhere, I would've been pretty annoyed. But I've found, across the board, that comedians have been very respectful and kind to me. And that seems to stem from the fact that they are just respectful and kind people in general. Comedians get a bad rap for being dark and anti-social I think.
It probably helps that your humor is intelligent. I'm always impressed by your material. Thanks, man. I think maybe it also helps that stand-up comedy is inherently less competitive than other stuff. I never felt like I was stealing anyone's fans as much as I was introducing some younger people to comedy who will eventually find tons of other comedians that they love.
Your screenplay, "Gay Kid and Fat Chick", was near the top of the "Black List" of the best unproduced screenplays in Hollywood. Is that the script you'd been working on with Judd Apatow? Can you tell us a little bit about the movie, and what the next steps are going to be? "Gay Kid and Fat Chick" is a different script than the Judd one (which has been dead for a while now). GK&FC is a weird bullying story about a (duh) overweight girl and a gay kid who are best friends in high school and decide to dress up and beat the fuck out of "mean" people at their school. Not sure what's going to happen with it, yet. My fingers are crossed. I won't act in it, which is nice. I'd really love to make something that doesn't involve my stupid face.
Any chance Zach Stone gets on netflix? Not sure. Viacom (the company that owns MTV) doesn't seem to be getting along with Netflix lately.
Viacom is run by evil satyrs and demons in $4,000 suits. NO. THEY ARE GREAT. AND THEY DO NOT HYPNOTIZE THOSE WHO THEY FIRE OR CANCEL. ALL HAIL REAL HUMANS OF VIACOM.
"From The Perspective of God" is my favorite song from the new special, especially because it departs from the cynicism and jokes to become quite touchingly introspective towards the end. Did you set out to write that type of song, or did it start in the vein of "Rant" and somehow develop differently? So glad you liked it. Means a lot. I just really liked the idea of God as being sort of quiet and annoyed. God rolling his eyes or making slightly catty and dismissive remarks was just instantly fun and felt right. It was only after I had written that song that I realized that the song was just me imagining what I would do if I was God. Which I like as a concept even if it wasn't a conscious concept on my part. I think it's interesting (even if you don't believe, as I don't) to put yourself in His shoes.
How long did it take you to memorize your entire performance for "what."? The show took about 3 years to write and perfect. The "memorizing" sort of happens during the writing for me.
3 years seems like a long time. Is that normal for an hour long show? Not nowadays, no. Louis CK started turning over an hour a year and then it was like every comedian felt like they needed to do that. Louis is brilliant and prolific and that process works for him. But I needed more time. The Beatles could churn out two brilliant albums a year but Radiohead needed a few years in between. (YES I AM RADIOHEAD AND LOUIS CK IS THE BEATLES).
Louis started doing that after he met George Carlin. Carlin is the one who way back in the 70's decided to throw out every joke at the end of the year and start again. He talks about it at length at the Carlin memorial. Yes! Good point. But Louis doing it had this ripple effect on all other comics it felt like.
I've never been this early to an AMA before oh god. What's your favorite type of cheese? Cheese makes my stomach hurt. Do I get an award for most pussy answer ever on an AMA?
Link to i.imgur.com. This might sound like a random question, but was the color for effect? oh wait, nevermind...
Also, are you gay? I have no idea why I care, but you and tosh... My mother says she never thought so, but I think she's lying. I am not gay. It doesn't offend me or hurt me if people think I am so I keep it ambiguous on stage.
Are we going to see a lot more of the serious satire like Art is Dead, God's Perspective, and Repeat Stuff? Personally, this is some of my favorite comedy that you perform. Oh thanks man. Serious satire sounds a little like an oxymoron but I know what you mean. Not sure really. If there's something I want to talk about, I'll do it. But I'm at the point now where the tank is empty and I just need to bang my head against a wall for a few months.
Who's your favorite stand-up comedian? Too many to pick! Americans: George Carlin, Steve Martin, Andy Kaufman, Demetri Martin, John Mulaney, Hannibal Buress, Moshe Kasher, Pete Holmes, Rory Scovel. Jon Dore (Canadian). Non-Americans: Tim Minchin, Bill Bailey, Maeve Higgins, Josie Long, Hans Teeuwen, Claudia O'Doherty, Sam Simmons, Stewart Lee.
You can just say Carlos Mencia and cover everyone at once! STOP BEING CLEVER AND UPSTAGING ME THIS IS MY AMA YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!
What do you want for Christmas? I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
Why did you decide to release your special "what." for free? It took so long to make and it was something different than I've done before, so I really just wanted it to be as easy to find and watch as possible. Also, if I do it myself, I don't have to take any notes on what to cut or keep. Within two hours of releasing it, I knew I'd made the right choice.
Will you do a collab track with Childish Gambino? I enjoy watching/listening to Donald. He's doing his own thing and I don't see how I would fit into it. I think he's trying to get away from gimmicky/punny punchline rap, which I respect.
What was your first sexual experience like? "Was it good for you?" "Yes." "Who are you by the way?" "The universe."
What is your least favorite dipping sauce? HONEY MUSTARD.
Excuse me? I don't know what to believe.. runs away
You push the envelope with lots of your jokes about women. I think you're providing commentary on a world that devalues and oppresses women but others would disagree--not all the hos know Bo's a feminist, so to speak. Are you a feminist? Why or why not? I don't like calling myself a "feminist" only because I don't think I've done anything active enough to call myself one. It'd be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I'm not racist. I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
What inspired We Think We Know You? The biggest danger, for me, with making yourself your act is that a lot of people with think they know you for better or worse. That's an ongoing struggle with me and it can get really trippy sometimes. I try to be strong about it and assure myself that only my close friends and family can really pass judgement on me personally, but it's impossible to not let it get to you. So that bit was just me addressing that problem I guess. It's not a perfect bit and there's probably plenty of holes to be poked in it, but it came from an honest place so it felt like the right thing to do.
Just finished watching the show twice in a row and couldn't help but think about how long it must have taken to memorize the hand movements for that. I was wondering, given how long it must take to produce a bit like that, do you plan on tweaking anything as time goes on, or do you see it as "perfect" by the time you actually perform it on stage? That bit went through four or five drafts before it was done. The studio time took so long that by the time the track was finished, I already knew the moves.
If you could do a collab with any artist who would it be? I'd love to write a musical and if I did that, I'd love to collaborate with someone who was a great composeorchestrator so that I could contribute melodically and lyrically. All of the artists that I love, I probably wouldn't want to collaborate with. The person I'd most want to collaborate with isn't the person I'm the biggest fan of, but the person who would compliment me the most creatively. He or she is out there somewhere I'm sure. Hope this isn't sounding like a cop-out.
It doesn't sound like a cop-out at all, I think you should work with the south park guys. That's actually a great example because Trey and Matt found Robert Lopez to collaborate with them on Book of Mormon. I feel like I would need someone like that as I am very limited musically.
I feel like your vocals have gotten much better since Comedy Central Presents, have you received vocal training since the beginning? Hahah thanks. I don't have a great voice but I've been trying to learn to control it better on stage. Haven't taken vocal training but would love to at some point.
The fact that you consider yourself limited musically is weird to me. I think you're pretty damn great at what you do. Thanks. I'm not trying to be overly-humble, it's just I don't have enough musical firepower to do a good MUSICAL by myself. I would need someone who has studied composition and orchestration. I can't read or write music.
You've got a fantastic book, a new special, and had one of the most creative pieces of television I've seen in the longest time. What's next for you? How long does it usually take you to compile a whole show? Thanks so much! So glad you liked all that stuff. Not exactly sure what I'm going to do next. I'd like to write more and try to cultivate the skills that don't have to do with my stupid face. I'm aware that at any point people could stop wanting to see it and I want to be able to disappear and still work without worrying about my "brand" or "celebrity." "what." took me three years to make and I have no idea when I'll have another show written. Since I would want to do something different with the next one, it's very hard to predict.
Are you happy with your life? Very. I feel so lucky that it often panics me.
Have you considered ever getting back into routinely uploading songs to youtube? Or is that a thing of the past? More Bo would be nice. The reason I didn't for the last three years is because I wanted to make the whole show first. When I post songs online, then they don't play well live anymore (people know them so they don't laugh). And I love performing live. So I probably won't return to posting things regularly, but when I do have stuff, and it makes sense, I'll post it.
Do you get angry at hecklers, or is it entertaining for you to deal with them? It's fun sometimes. My problem lately is that there's a compilation video on youtube of me coming back to hecklers that has a decent amount of views. So I have people come to the shows excited to heckle me. And if I'm somehow able to spin the heckle into something entertaining for the audience, the heckler then feels like they contributed to the show. Rather than they almost sabotaged the show and I was able to save it (usually barely). It's fun sometimes but it's always a fucking wrench in the gears.
Hey, Bo! Firstly I want to say thank you so much for all of your hard work from the YouTube days up to today. I saw 'Words, Words, Words' when you toured and 'What.' a couple of days ago and I loved every minute of both! Onto my question: Your work seems to challenge a lot of the traditional conventions of stand-up, with the inclusion of songs like 'Art is Dead', among others. Not only including these songs, but changing the tone of your shows seamlessly. I feel like 'What.' had a few more of those moments that made me stop and think about the material. Particularly 'From God's Perspective', 'We Think We Know You' and 'Left Brain, Right Brain'. Are songs/routines like these a conscious decision to play with the audience's expectations? Do you consider them an essential component to keep the audience thinking critically? Are they there to give the audience a better look at you as a person rather than your on stage persona? Am I over-thinking this? Well I'm usually over-thinking things so we're probably in the same boat. Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function (hence "what."). And furthermore, I am very confused how comedy relates to me, and how it helps or hurts me, and how the audience relates to me. Are they my friends? My customers? Something in between? It's all very strange and this show wasn't meant to give answers to the audience as much as it was meant to let the audience in on those questions if that makes sense. I wish we could get coffee and talk about this because it's a long conversation for me. Thanks for the questions and hope this answered some of them.
Dude, you are like one of my absolute biggest idols. I introduced you in my high school and tons of people love you! I wanted to know 3 things. Thanks for sharing my stuff with people. Glad you like it.
1: Favorite/Least favorite bit from what? By the end, the opening was my least favorite because I had performed it so many fucking times and was ready to shoot it in the head. My favorite would change night to night I think.
2: Why netflix/youtube for what. instead of CC? I love CC but wanted to put this out without having to answer to notes or without the show being cut down to 42 minutes and then broken into chunks with commercials shoved in between. And when it's on COMEDY central, people might get to the more serious parts and be pissed -- but since I'm putting it out myself, it comes with much less labeling.
3: What are the most common missed/misunderstood inside jokes hidden in your song? No idea! In the left/right brain bit I'm called patient 24602 because in Les Mis Jean Valjean is 24601. Hope some people caught that.
Would you ever consider doing a collaboration with George Watsky? We talked about it but we never really found the time. I also haven't really "rapped" in a while. At a certain point I felt like I had nothing left to say in that medium. But perhaps the rap bug will bite again!
Years ago, you posted a picture of yourself on Twitter and a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend who is freakishly obsessed with you was able to recognize which hotel you were staying in from something in the background. This crazy girl ended up calling the hotel and sending room service to you. I'm thinking a pickle was involved. Do you remember this? Were you freaked out? Or is this an extremely common occurrence? Definitely not common. I don't remember a pickle but one time someone found out what room I was staying in and pounded on the door at 2am and ran away. I was 18 and in Arizona by myself and that scared the fuck out of me. Sending a pickle for afar is pretty harmless.
Hey Bo! The finale of 'what.' has some dramatic moments regarding meeting ignorant fans and agents. How do you deal with them in real life? It wasn't as much ignorant "fans" for me as much as people in general who think they know that I'm an asshole cause of hearsay or girls that ignored me doing a 180. That bit, though part of my act, is part of me dealing with it in real life in a way. But I'm sure you have people in your life who's perception of you you don't much care for. I'm still learning how to deal with it. And I'm also not putting it all on them, I'm sure I was a bit of a dick when I was in high school (I certainly can't stand by everything I said or did at 16). I avoided the agents by working with ones that "got" what I did and are onboard with what I want to do.
Do you consider yourself a musician first, or comedian? Thanks poon slayer! I definitely consider myself a comedian first.
Do you enjoy doing standup? Would you ever consider writing and performing an entire standup set? I love doing standup. Doing a whole standup set would mean consciously choosing not to do other stuff. And I really like being able to do whatever I want -- if I feel like doing a joke here or a poem here or a song here.
Do you feel your massive ego, combined with your ever expanding brain and enormous penis size, will make you feel the need to break out of comedy and be taken more seriously? Maybe in the porn industry? Watch a lot of comedy. Figure out why you like the stuff you like. Then write and write and hate what you write and write something better. It's also, I think, very important to ground your happiness in your own perception of your work rather than other's perception of it. It's very hard to do, and I haven't fully figured it out, but if you put your happiness in the opinions of strangers, shit will get tough quicker. So many. I listed a bunch of comedians in an answer further up the page. I am a huge fan of comedy and am constantly blown away with others work.
Did you take a lot of drama classes in high school? In what. there's such theatricality it's a very special thing to watch. Yeah I really only did theatre in high school. And I was getting ready to enroll at the Experimental Theatre Wing of NYU before I dropped out to do comedy. I've always loved the physical and technical aspects of theatre. So glad you liked those things in what.!
Do you ever regret not going to college? Not really, but I have been missing learning and am looking into maybe taking some music and literature classes next year.
I just graduated with an English degree. I don't necessarily want to do anything with it specifically, but I love being well-read. I think there's a lot to be said for it. Definitely. I wish I was better read.
What do microphones/Satan taste like? Heavenly.
Would you ever do another tv show, or is Zach Stone the last one you'll ever do? I'd love to do another one. Even though it was cancelled, I felt like a got to make a complete "thing" with ZS. My favorite show ever (uk office) is only 14 episodes.
What was the most fun episode of zac stone to film? The whole experience was amazing but I think I had the most fun shooting the diner scenes in the "Zach Stone is Gonna Be an Actor" episode. Nelson Franklin, who played the director, had my dying the whole day.
Did you get your dying back at the end of the day? Well done. Will not edit.
In the special at the end of "I fuck sluts" you nodded and waved to someone who must have been sitting in the balcony seats. Was it your girlfriend? Hahaha no that was just someone who made a weird noise. My girlfriend makes weird noises too, though.
Bo, how do other comedians respond to you doing more serious songs during your advertised comedic performances? Not sure. I never really performed parts of this new show in comedy clubs because I wanted to try to work on the show as a whole rather than break it into ten minute chunks. I'm friends with a lot of comedians, but we don't talk about material. Most comedians I know don't watch a lot of other comedy.
Why the fuck would you give away your special for free??? CAUSE FUCK YOU.
What made you want to stray away from the stereotypical comedy show and do your own style? It was sort of natural just because I always did theatre. Also I wasn't a great storyteller like a lot of other comedians. There's a lot of comedians outside the united states that use lights and sound and props to make a more "theatrical comedy." People like Bill Bailey and Sam Simmons. I just copy them and then come to america and pass it off as original :)
What is the subject you give the least fucks about? Cars.
What's the craziest thing a fan has done to/for you? My fans don't tend to do that crazy stuff. I signed a prosthetic leg once.
what was it like doing that charity show with Daniel Tosh? He's one of those people who I can't tell what they're like in real life. And I was happy to find that Tosh is super nice. When my MTV show was cancelled he called me and told me how much he liked it. Very nice guy.
Hey Bo! Who does the voices of the "fans" from the final bit? The ones you mime a remix to and end the show on? Me! All my voices. So glad you dug the special.
But did you really mean to knock the water over? Of course not.
Don't you miss sitting in your bedroom at your parents' house alone recording 360p videos? I miss the low res days for sure.
Do you enjoy making your comedy challenging for the audience. Is it better to get a quick laugh, or wait for the audience to figure it out? I don't consciously try to make things difficult as much as I try to make them a little different. I like all kinds of laughs. I tried to make a show that elicit groans, guffaws, chuckles, boos.
Who's your favorite music artist? Radiohead, The Beatles, Animal Collective, Kanye, Paul Simon, Burial.
Did you ever see animal collective live? I saw their most recent show at he wiltern and it was awesome. And i wasnt even on drugs. Probably. Yeah I saw their latest tour at the Hollywood Bowl. I was OBSESSED with Centipede Hz. Lot of people didn't dig the album but I couldn't stop listening to it.
What was your first gig ever? How did it feel? Were you hopeful that it would get this far? First gig was opening for Frank Santos the X-rated hypnotist. RIP! And had no idea.
Was there ever a joke that someone took such offense to you actually regret telling it? No but there are certain jokes that I am assume hurt certain people and I wish I hadn't said them.
Would you consider doing a collaborative song with Jon Lajoie? Sure! He's so funny and a very nice guy in real life.
Hey Bo, big fan and just finished watching what. Do you produce all the music in your shows and how extensively do you work with other musical artists? "Bo, oh my god" blew me away at the end. I produced all the tracks for "what." with this guy Steve Rossiter who has a little studio in his house in the Bronx. He was a huge help. He's amazing and cheap! www.axissound.com
Do you still have all of your songs memorized? Like even the original youtube ones, could you still sing them on the spot? Definitely not. People sometimes yell old song titles out at my live shows and have to explain to them that I completely forget them.
Did you enjoy being a guest on The Green Room? Was it intimidating at all? Did you feel like the "veterans" on the panel were condescending in any way? I had a ton of fun on that show and was hugely intimidated by it. But I decided that I would act like what I assumed viewers were feeling and try to ask interesting questions. That took the pressure of me to feel like I had to perform or prove myself.
Hey Bo, serious question. Do you feel because you have such a large audience you have any sort of obligation to maybe subtly teach a lesson somewhere in your content? Or is your sole purpose to pursue your passion and entertain? Can both be done simultaneously? I think both can be done simultaneously. With my younger female fans, I felt sort of obligated to write "Repeat Stuff" because it was about a system that I felt like was being very predatory.
How did you start off becoming a comedian? I posted silly songs that I had written in high school on YouTube and then they kind of "went viral" as they say. Then, since I had done theatre, I tried doing them live and then just kept going from there.
Hi Bo! I enjoyed having you spit water over me at the beginning of your show at Edinburgh this year, and I loved watching it all over again on youtube. Will we be catching you at the Edinburgh Fringe again next year? I'd love to go back to see shows, but I can almost guarantee that I won't have a new show ready by August (or probably the August after that). Thanks for coming! Hope you're dry now!
Why didn't you use any guitar in "what."? Is Zach Stone going to be on Netflix? P.S. I really dig the avant garde style in what. I'm a hack with a guitar. I know like six chords so I just decided to put it down and focus on piano. Hopefully ZS will find it's way there but Viacom and Netflix have been butting heads recently.
I've got a question about your process writing jokes. You write a lot of jokes which depend on other parts of the performance or reference another joke or even the same joke itself. At what point do you add these in? Do they evolve organically after doing a routine several times. Well the hour of "what." was actually done a year ago and I decided to try to sit with it for another year and see if I could fill all the dead spaces with more material. So that's where a lot of the in-reference jokes came from.
I just watched "what." last night and was crying with laughter at several points. Come to Australia. I've been to the Melbourne comedy festival twice and would love to come back! Thanks for watching!
Also, what's your favorite thing to do in your spare time? I've been reading a lot lately and that's been nice.
Being a young comedian do you think you will evolve away from the musical comedy or will you stay with it until you are an old angry man? No idea. I try not to worry about where I'm going and just focus on what I'm doing. Who knows? :)
Do you like how you have progressed as a comedian? Also, do you enjoy doing comedy or are you contracted to do more? I'm happy with what I'm doing. I try not to focus on how I've changed. I just try to focus on what I'm doing now. For me, if I thought too much about my "journey" I think I would spin out and go a little crazy. And I love comedy and would definitely walk away if I started to hate it (i hope).
I ran into roughly a week ago at the Luxor roulette table. You're a whole foot taller than I expected. Do you do shows in Vegas frequently? And are there any plans in the making for a permanent show at a hotel there? I opened for Joel McHale once at Mandalay Bay a while back. I was just in Vegas because I like to gamble. I get it from my father.
HOW do you manage to stay in such a confident mood when on stage? It's difficult. I get very nervous before shows. But if i'm comfotable enough with the material I can fake it.
Would you consider your style of performance experimental? If so in what ways do you try to go outside the normal format? I don't really try to consider it anything. I just try to do things on stage that I think the audience would enjoy. And I try to draw on and add to acts that I've enjoyed watching.
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2013.08.06 21:04 tabledresser [Table] IAmA: LAKE BELL! Is who I am. Who are you? Let's talk about it. AMA style.

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•Who are your favorite comedians? •What are your favorite books? •What is the Sundance experience like? •Is Tig Notaro that awesome in person? Let's start with comedians.
Tig Notaro.
Demetri Martin.
Mike Birbiglia.
Louis CK.
Favorite books.
The Tipping Point by Malcolm Gladwell.
The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand
My current obsession is Just Kids by Patti Smith.
Sundance is the only environment I've been in as an adult that reminds me of wanting to work hard for something, and to make an institution proud. It's a profound community of creativity and inspiration.
Yes.
Lake have you always been such a stone cold fox? Again, the question is the compliment. So a bowlful of thanks to you. The answer is: HELL NO MUTHAFUCKA. I used to be picked on for my scrawny hairiness, and I was a late bloomer, so much so that my name haunted me with the phrase "Lake has no waves. I never want to swim in her." Things do get better.
Hey Lake, who was your favorite actoactress as a child? When I was a kid, I liked Juliette Lewis and Lauren Bacall (I know those are juxtaposing women but I think that's what keeps me diverse).
your favorite movie among the ones you've been involved in? As a rule I don't like to play favorites, but What Happens in Vegas resulted in me forging some of my closest friendships. So I have a soft spot for that movie. But Children's Hospital (though it's not a movie) continues to be my comedy family that I hold very dear to my heart.
lastly, are you comfortable with doing naked scenes or you just do it because you have to? I am somewhat nonplussed when it comes to being nude for work. I am not a fan of overtly gratuitous nudity, mainly because it distracts away from story. But because in life we get naked sometimes, I think it's a necessary occurrence in art imitating life.
Who is the hottest doctor at childrens? I will not dignify that. But obviously Dr. Cat Black.
Hi Lake, was In A World your first time directing? How did you like it compared to acting? Also, you’re beautiful. It was my first time directing a full-length feature. But I've done a couple of short form things, like Worst Enemy (which was at Sundance 2011) and then of course Children's Hospital.
It's different than acting, mainly in that you must wear comfortable shoes. It's more of an athletic sport. That's why I have a lot of sneakers.
You're beautiful as well. Don't change a thing.
Any chance we will get to see the return of "The White Knuckler" on FX's 'The League'? I don't know, you are going to have to talk to those cats about it. I am ready if they are.
Also, great job on 'How to Make it in America'. You are an excellent actress. Thank you very much. Are you going to come see In A World on Friday? Because I do acting in that too.
What is your writing process? What changes, if anything at all in your approach to something you act in and something you direct? Because life is busy and I don't write for anyone, meaning I don't have a deadline nor restrictions, that can sometimes be paralyzing unto itself. So in order to set myself up for success, I create self-induced writer's retreats in my home for 3-4 days at a time where my cell phone and outside contact is banned. I stock the fridge with my favorite fun snacks and juices, and I don't allow myself to write anything until I arrive at this predetermined date. And I wear sneakers while I write to support the idea that writing is an active process.
For this film, I had to do all of these occupations, so it really just boils down to the very simple salve: "preparation." Normally you have soft prep that rolls into "hard prep," and then you shoot, but because I had to wear so many hats, I was forced to make up new types of preparation like "semi-hard prep" or "moderately soft-to-soft-prep," and etc. The point is, I make a lot of lists, I draw a lot of pictures, and I wear comfortable shoes.
Who is the funniest actor off-screen on the set of childrens hospital? (my guess is Rob Huebel) What is a typical day like on set? First of all, is this Rob Huebel?
Huge fan of the show and all your work! Anyway, Rob Huebel, to answer your question Rob Huebel, the funniest off-screen actor at CH is not really about the singular, it's more about the collective. I always feel bad for incoming guest directors, because it's like herding cats or 11 year old children. Rob Huebel.
Did you see this video made by Kyle Mooney from Good Neighbor Stuff? It gives In A World a shout-out in the end. Are you good friends with Kyle? Did you always think you would be doing comedy when you were younger or had different plans? I have indeed seen that video! Kyle is a friend of mine and he made this video in support of In A World.
I'm glad you liked it. Pass it on!
How To Make It In America was the best, what will it take to bring it back? Also, do you have any Crisp clothing? First question: given the way that television works, I don't imagine that it will come back. That said, stranger things have happened. And yes, I have a Crisp backpack and baseball cap.
I've recently watched Childrens Hospital and didn't know you were in it, it made it better, is that also going to return? Aaaand, is In A World getting a UK release? I definitely need to see it. I saw you talk about voice acting on Conan, how long did you do that for before you launched into proper acting? Second question: we (myself included) have been making Children's Hospital for 5 years now. By the way, it's on the air currently, Thursday nights at midnight on Adult Swim. So thank you for the support (we got nominated for our second Emmy).
Third question: I am proud to say In A World opens in the UK on September 13. And I say I am proud because I went to drama school in England, at Rose Bruford College, in SE10. So to answer your second part of the question, I had been doing "proper acting" way before I had considered doing voiceover acting. And then with respect to voiceover artists, voice acting is also proper acting.
off, I am so happy to see a fellow Westy grad who did Dramat end up doing so well. Having just graduated, I know that everyone looks up to you for comedic/acting/directing mentorship. Also, everyone on the hill is excited for this movie. Glad to hear from someone on the Hill. Those were formative years in my experience acting and directing, actually. My first directing gig was during a season of one acts. I owe Dean Adams a lot of credit for encouraging me.
Lastly, what made you decide to do this movie? It looks hilarious and am just curious what sparked you into writing it? I wanted to make this movie mainly because it infected my brain from every angle. I think that to have the energy to make a movie, you have to be obsessed with the subject.
Thanks and good luck with the upcoming release! Thank you for your well wishes. Go Martlets!
Lake - any hope for another season of 'How to Make it in America'?? The question itself is a compliment. Unfortunately I don't think that it's in the cards. That said, it was fun while it lasted, don't you think? I find in my industry, with the end of anything, an opportunity arises.
What is your top 3 favorite moves? King of Comedy (Martin Scorsese)
Hannah & Her Sisters (Woody Allen)
A tie between Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice (Paul Mazursky) and A Fireman's Ball (Miloš Forman).
I believe the question was "moves", so like the Stop Short, or the Accidentally Dropped Item. Sorry, I misread. I thought you meant "movies." When it comes to dancing, I don't like to keep myself in a box. I just let it flow, you know? (aka I do not know the professional terminology of my favorite dance movies but I do occasionally like to drop it like it's hot)
Hey, I loved How To Make it In America! I was so upset when it got cancelled, I feel like it deserved at least one more season. How is Victor Rasuk and Luis Guzman in real life? One last question; Using your imagination do you think Ben and Cam made it in the fashion industry? Victor and Luis are fine gentlemen. And I miss working with them on a daily basis. In fact, my only regret in the series was that I didn't have more scenes with them. In my fantasy, Ben and Cam get stuck making women's lingerie... but that is just my fantasy.
A question I've always wondered: In season one of Childrens Hospital, Dr. Cat Black almost kissed Lola Spratt, but instead sneezed in her mouth. I imagine that deadly germs could be passed this way, so what I'm wondering is DID YOU GIVE LOLA CANCER? That's a great question. And yes, obviously, because cancer spreads by saliva. I know this because I am a doctor.
What's your take on the way Surface ended? Was there ever any talk of continuing the series? Surface was a very expensive show to make. So in the end, it became hard to maintain. But I am proud of it, and also, one never knows when Nimrod will resurface.
Will you marry me? :) I appreciate the question. But Scott does not.
Hey Lake!! I loved you in It's Complicated. Who do you most want to work with? Oh and go veganism!! How long have you been a vegan? Favorite vegan food? First of all, I am eating a vegan caesar from Bliss in New York right now as I type this. It's delightful, you should try it.
PS I have a straight girl crush on you. I want to continue to work with and surround myself with people that inspire me, those that are my contemporaries but also my mentors. And in truth, I couldn't even name them because I would be nervous I'd leave someone out.
But for real, who is your favorite auteur film director? First of, I have a guy for your tattoo dreams. My favorite auteurs / directors in no special order would be.
What's Josh Peck like in real life? If you're serious, I'm sorry. If you're not, you're a genius.
Are you going to make any podcast appearances to promote this movie? Please tell me we will see you back on Comedy Bang Bang soon! I did Tig Notaro's Professor Blastoff podcast. That's a good place to start. I'll hopefully get on CBB soon. I don't have any dates, but hopefully in my near future.
I'm a huge fan and just want to know, what is your least favorite movie? Hey man, keep it to the positive.
What thing that you had to struggle for was most worth it? In this industry, it's very easy to get caught up in how grave everything is. So I have had many moments in the journey of making this movie, from the inception of the idea to this moment right now, that have been incredibly trying. But there has been nothing more rewarding.
So it's impossible for me to complain about its struggle, mainly because there are so many more grave struggles in the world than making comedies.
Hey lake!!! i'm a huge fan of your work. Where do you think you would be if you didnt work with rob corddry on "What Happens in Vegas?" It's an interesting question. I have made a habit of following whatever path presents itself to me and supplementing that path with creating my own opportunities and seeking out exposure to new experiences. So if I hadn't met Rob Corddry, I might not be talking to you right now. Maybe he is the root of all things.
Who is your favorite rapper right now? Though it sounds unoriginal, I am a Jay-Z loyalist.
Serious note: when you are in the process of creating a story, do you outline it or just jump right into writing it while the thoughts are a'flowing? It's sort of an amalgamation of both. I feel like creativity comes in waves, so if I am feeling a surge of random anecdotes or ideas that are inherently funny or unique, I will address them. And my outlining process is somewhat disjointed as well. I like to begin writing before I have a clear understanding of what the end is. Mainly because I like to ask myself the question "what do I want to see next?" I am only allowed to do that because I write without deadline or for someone else. I know and appreciate that that is a luxury.
What was it like making No Strings Attached? Working with Ivan Reitman was a huge part of why No Strings Attached was such an informative experience. He is a master of comedy direction and I was honored to be on his set. Also, my friend Elizabeth Meriwether (the mastermind behind The New Girl) wrote this film and after doing this movie, I would do anything she ever pens. Fun fact: it was originally called "Fuck Buddies."
You've worked with Ashton Kutcher twice now. Any future collaborations planned? We don't as of now, however the first two projects weren't planned, so god knows. Maybe we'll just work together every few years to check in.
What scene in 'Childrens Hospital' made you lose it and start to laugh the most? I think the apt question is "What scene in Children's Hospital DIDN'T make you lose it?" In truth, it's a constant struggle and negotiation of one's focus on that set. Every day is a laughing challenge.
Who is the sexiest brutal dictator? What's going on, buddy?
Don LaFontaine or Hal Douglas? That is an unfair question, in a way. They are both profound voiceover greats but Don LaFontaine penned the words "In A World," so we must give him credit where credit is due.
Was sad to see How to Make it in America not get renewed, thought you were absolutely fantastic in that. That was kind of all I had to say, but here's a question, How did your parents land on naming you Lake? "Lake" was a family name. My great-grandmother was named "Lake." Before that, it was a family name. But I used to tell people my parents were hippies and conceived me on a lake, so I just want to come clean on that.
Fred Melamed, Rob Corddry, Nick Offerman. Kill, Fuck, Marry? Why are people still playing this game? It's so mean. What about kiss, cuddle or spoon?
Saw the movie at IFFBoston and I loved it can't wait to see it again in theaters. Is it coming out first on selected theaters and then released nationally? Btw this is "healthcare". ha! You should be able to see if the movie is coming out near you on Fandango but I'm almost positive it either comes out this Friday or the Friday after that in Boston.
By the way, that screening you attended might have been one of my favorite screenings of In A World. I wish I could always catapult free t-shirts into the audience. Like a pep rally before every showtime.
EDIT: August 16 is Boston!
What is your favorite thing to do when you aren't working? Aside from stuffing your mouth hole with artichokes. Listen, you mouth hole, this is what I'll say. Doing this kind of work is so often all-encompassing you can forget about hobbies. That said, I am thankful to be married to someone who exposes me to different environments. And that my family provides that exposure as well. So for instance, I am a car enthusiast. And I continue to be. I am also a fan of culinary exploits, as well as being an active animal rights aide.
Lake, usually movie trailers convince me NOT to go see movies, either by giving away the best jokes of the movie, taking away any sense of story or surprise, or just showcasing how bad the movie actually is. In A World has one of the best trailers I've seen in a long time. I imagine that a lot of love went into the trailer for a movie that's, sort of, about trailers. Can you tell us some of the "making of" or thought that went into the trailer for In A World? I wrestled with this conundrum for a long time. My neuroses surrounding the making of this trailer were profound for the very reason you are stating. Initially I wanted to try something sort of meta and somewhat "clever," but in the end came to realize that I am a trailer purist and preferred to adhere to a simpler, more honest / classic movie trailer template. It was very much an amalgamation of sensibilities between myself and the Roadside Attractions marketing team. I am thrilled that you approve.
What happens at the end of Surface? Everybody dies.
Thanks for answering, I was actually a really big fan of the show growing up. Excuse my cheekiness. I am thankful you are a fan of Surface. The sad truth is that I really don't know the answer to your question. But what I can say is that Nim lives on.
I was so proud of Kid Cudi when he pulled you in How to Make it in America. It really made we want to turn into a good looking black dude who walks dogs and sells weed, but I wasn't sure how to go about doing that. Can you give me tips on how to magically turn into a man like Domingo? I think this is more of a question for Kid Cudi, don't you?
I binge-watched SURFACE for the first time recently and it was a good time - awesome old timey monster show. So much potential, was weird when it ended like that. Could you speak on how it was working on it. It sounds like the show got short shrift by the studio.. but there seems to be enough fans of it that something of a proper finale or 2nd season could work, Netflix season style - would you be down? Look, I'm down for anything. But often, these decisions are so far out of my hands or your hands. Unfortunately, it's often just good ol' fashioned politics. And I know that sounds sort of unromantic, but it's a cruel reality. But I enjoyed making that show tremendously, and I will never forget my year living in Wilmington, NC.
Also, slavery - cool or not cool? Don't be a dick.
I haven't seen In a World yet but I know people who've seen it at festivals and have heard it is fantastic! Do you think you'll ever write an episode of Childrens Hospital? Thank you for the lovely words! I never say never. But I am not inherently a sketch writer, as it is not my forte. So I don't foresee it happening necessarily. But I will continue to direct them as long as they will have me.
Who is your favorite actor to work with? That's too difficult of a question to answer, although I appreciate where you are coming from. As I am a part of the breed, I am a lover of actors as a species.
Miz Bell. Glad to have you here. If you had to choose between a three-foot tall grizzly bear and a 7-foot tall koala, which would you choose? Please provide your reasonings. I would answer this, but I'm feeling kind of fuzzy.
I absolutely loved you in How to Make it in America. Congratulations on your new marriage to Scott Campbell. You two do great work! Thank you for these massively kind words. I agree that he is one talented badass.
Hi Ms. Bell, Tell us your experience with Boston Legal's cast and crew. Your come back on the series as James Spader's opponent is my favourite! Wow, I like your deep cuts references! I haven't thought about Boston Legal in a long time, but I appreciate the loyalty to Sally Heep. Boy, wasn't she just a heap of Sally?
Spader and Shatner was all I needed, but the only reason my wife gave Boston Legal a real chance was Bell rounding out the cast. I'd love to hear Lake talk about Boston Legal as well! Boston Legal was very long ago, so forgive me if I am not as sharp on my memories in reference to the show. My favorite parts of the show were my interactions with James Spader and William Shatner. It needs to be said that these men don some of the best voices in all of Hollywood. Can I get a "What what" on that?
BLAM! points finger accusingly "YOU KNOW WHY!!" EDIT: You're beautiful by the way... Correct. Yes I do know why.
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